/brit/

english rose edition

crayon pop

maisie

poo

maisie ugly

doing my best

/int/thread/55704684#p55707836
please stop it you're upsetting me

Aiming to do a 6 minute plank sometime soon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBQP9gEldRk
absolute ledge

All roads lead to grim, lonely oblivion.

there are genuinely people who are into scat

is this not just a legitimate mental illness

Going to be making 50 quid a week allowing drugs to be shipped to my house

boxers and socks are a fiver

bit bored 2bh

@Harmless_Venom

But you've been a plank all your life, mate.

m8 doesn't know what bread sauce is

Literally what

How old are we lads? I wanna know

21 here

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1456100393593.webm

Doing a Ritsu

hate hate HATE normies

r8 my group lads

@Soft_member
are people even still called richard anymore? people under 50 i should say

@SniperWish
and you'll be taking 50 loads a week when you're in prison

~ah
*cums*

@Methnerd
this 2bh

@Stark_Naked
Just turned 24 two days ago.

@Supergrass
Some people aren't working class

@haveahappyday
I knew a Richard when I was at school, total and unapologetic prick. Liked to go by 'chard

lads what's the aim of the captcha?

is it to help robots recognise types of object from a line up?

golbourne road is where i get down

@PackManBrainlure
what did you cum into?

@Stark_Naked

26

@Stark_Naked
18 in a few hours

@Spazyfool
I hate the captcha so goddamn much

@LuckyDusty
tv ipod internet good food treamill bed

he spent the years from 16-20 on Sheeky Forums and thinks he'll somehow morph into a normie and leave

delusional. you wasted your best years and you're fucked forever.

@LuckyDusty
Chromebook with internet (doesn't say I can't install GNU/Linux via Crouton)
Gourmet food
Gun with 1 bullet

@Lunatick
Stop running away from your problems you runt. Fucks sake I'm tryna help you.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

@StrangeWizard
yeah i knew a richard too but he was a spastic so it's safe to assume his parents were spastics too and that's why they called him richard

@haveahappyday
I know 2 richards. Still a pretty common name here

how come we're the most bitter about losing our Empire?

i never see the rest of the european cunts whining about losing theirs

@PackManBrainlure
*shallows it*
*licks mouth*
mmmm, thats a big boy now

@Evil_kitten
bum

@Carnalpleasure
oh and weed

@Emberfire

I wouldn't have it any other way

@New_Cliche

so has your mum that's why i'm gonna do her for 6 minutes

@SniperGod
how do i talk though

i always give it the big lad on /brit/ but in a room full of people i just crumble

can't stand people looking at me

@Dreamworx
how come we're the most bitter about losing our Empire?

Since when?

@Lord_Tryzalot
good lad

now if only you could learn to poo in the loo

@Stark_Naked
22 years young

@Stark_Naked
29

@ZeroReborn
@Bidwell

Good lads, good to know there are some older lads here too

Tfw discovered /b/ at about 14/15 and years later I'm still here

@Spazyfool

stupid newfag twat GET OUT OUT OUT

@Skullbone
60% of brits want the empire back

@cum2soon

Awful post.

Rotherham lads.

Rotherham happened while you sat on your toad and wanked to porn. How are you going to explain yourself to your ancestors?

@Deadlyinx
underageb&

sic him janny

@SniperWish
how

@Deadlyinx
MODS WE HAVE AN UNDERAGE HERE

maisie

@Dreamworx

What the fuck are you on about

@Stark_Naked
23.2525

@Snarelure
Your looks don't matter nearly as much as you think they do.

@SomethingNew
I'm not English though

My ancestors are smiling on me, can you say the same?

@Stark_Naked
22 on friday

just turned 18 a couple of minutes ago hahah x

@Deadlyinx
2319! 2319!

@Sir_Gallonhead

That question is essentially 'Do you want to own 2/3rds of the world?'

The fact 40% of people don't is pretty amazing.

@RavySnake
Get the fuck out Rasheed

@Stupidasole
this is literally the reason I have to pay $20 a year to shitpost

there are runts ITT who were probably 8-9 years old when I started posting on Sheeky Forums

Depressing

How much do you get paid lads? I wanna know.

£32k here

@LuckyDusty
TV, PC, Ipod, fast food, treadmill/weights, best mate

@King_Martha
slut

@Emberburn
You've never tasted true freedom if you've never shat outside- uncle john
/out/thread/679421#p679437

@happy_sad
300k starting

@happy_sad
290k starting

got inspired by that australian lad hahaha

@happy_sad
Nice try PRISM agent

@Stark_Naked

buying a pass

Oh dear. oh dear oh dear.

@Stark_Naked
26

@happy_sad
280k starting

@happy_sad
£13,000

My dad used to post on Sheeky Forums when he was my age

@happy_sad
270k starting

@VisualMaster
being an unpaid google employee

drinking wine from a non wine glass

Came up with a brilliant idea last night in bed

call ozzies pozzies lol

theyve got aids lol

@RavySnake
Nige isn't against pakis though, you should've had Nick Griffin or a chav to avoid making the Rorke side too appealing. They're both meant to be shit.

@Booteefool
whens your dads 21st?

@happy_sad
I think you meant €32k eurofriend

@happy_sad
I get paid the billionaire bankers bonus

@Methshot
not for a couple of years yet

Can someone explain why the British do this?

sean=shaun

Who the fuck came up with that

Has anyone had experience buying modafinil? I'm trying to decide between ModafinilCat and United Pharmacies UK. The latter is significantly cheaper and covers drugs other than modafinil, but ModafinilCat seems to have a better reputation.

@takes2long
Smile?

@Methnerd
ROSE TYLER

@takes2long
We have culture, you do not.
Simple, really.

*tips*

@StonedTime
Look at the hand lad

@takes2long
It's tradition to pay millions to people who just happened to be spurted out of the right balls and into the right vag.

@Fuzzy_Logic

My taint has more culture than you, m8

@takes2long
is that bloke fingering are kates fanny?

@LuckyDusty
18 - Chromebook with Internet
22 - Unlimited Books
30 - Garden
36 - Unlimited Fast Food
44 - Instrument (Electric Guitar, Flamenco Guitar, Violin)
46 - Pool Table
50 - Unlimited Alcohol

fuck the 10 mil just give me that forever

spam your own site
introduce a captcha to stop it
charge people to bypass it
the suckers actually buy it in their thousands

how do you expect to survive in the real world when you get tricked this easily?

@DeathDog
If you darkened her skin she would legitimately look African. London chavs really are something odd

hi /brit/
Just passing by to say hi.

It's not like I like you or anything

@Dreamworx
Her hands?

@happy_sad

Not really worth buying a pass when I have a job, and thus don't sit on here 24/7

also, buying a pass is kind of gay and pathetic

@TalkBomber
can you do some erotic vocaroos

@TalkBomber
hi :D

@JunkTop
His you pillock.

anyone else on a diet here?

@takes2long
would give kate a go desu

@Need_TLC
PEEKABO

ate 2 creme eggs and a few crackers how fucked am i lads?

@AwesomeTucker
28

@BunnyJinx
most of my time spent on Sheeky Forums is spent drunk or drinking

captcha was an issue I couldn't be bothered dealing with in those circumstance

@RumChicken
@Stark_Naked
Also 29

@TalkBomber

slut

@Fried_Sushi
ah yes, excellent post

@Need_TLC
@girlDog
*claps* good show!

@Deadlyinx
adding a temporary captcha
5 years later its still here

@Fuzzy_Logic

bragging about being cucked by royalty

Cringe

@Evil_kitten
it's alright just have an innocent smoothie to balance it out lad

@kizzmybutt
she should take that sign to the refugee camp in calais LOL

@TalkBomber
nonce cunt

@Deadlyinx
i bought a pass :^)

@Lord_Tryzalot
His hand is gloved, you daft twat.

@Stark_Naked
29

30 in a couple months

@Boy_vs_Girl
why are we trying to turn girl on the right into a meme

she's nothing special

is it all one autist?

@Boy_vs_Girl
yes
it's hard in the US though

are innocent smoothies the new hot /brit/ meme?

@askme

Read some books lad

@StonedTime
You remember what happened when he removed it from /pol/?

alrigh my good lads

Is Messi getting better as he matures?

alright lads the people i house-share with have gone out so i'm going to lock all the doors, shut all the curtains, put on some belting music and get pissed

@Boy_vs_Girl
me

@hairygrape
not doing drugs with eliza

@LuckyDusty
chromebook
gourmet food
garden
eliza
unlimited books

listening to a choon

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IpAY3WVGK4

@Boy_vs_Girl
its one autist obsessed with her, he's trying to push the idea that she's a poster here, its the same cunt who was forcing that fat fuck tranny kent gimmick

What do the english think of the scottish and vice versa?

@lostmypassword
Books don't update in real time, by the time the trees are harvested, ink is set and they're on the shelf, they're completely outdated and irrelevant.

This is why Sheeky Forums > libraries

@Firespawn
couldnt give a fuck desu

@Stark_Naked
20
if you're over 25 you're some next level wasteman

@5mileys
cunts <-> cunts

@ZeroReborn
people who play loud music in open air
Absolutely disgusting.

Presumably you aren't a third worlder and have a pair of headphones or earbuds in your domicile.

@Nojokur
Funniest kev image I've ever seen

@5mileys
cunts
cunts

if you take a moment to think about why the memes on /brit/ are memes, why some gimmicks and people are posted a lot when they don't seem to be that interesting, it tells you a lot about the people who continually post them and the kind of people that /brit/ is infested with

@Ignoramus
B-but I'm a boy !

@Supergrass
C:

@kizzmybutt
How ? I'm not some 3DPD woman

@JunkTop
What do you mean by that?

@PurpleCharger

Irish bennies are too generous

drinking an innocent smoothie to rebalance my chakras
The third eye shall open

@TalkBomber
I see through your facade.

@5mileys
Well, I'm English-born to a Scots mother and English dad. Generally find my Scots family are okay with the English, do find a bit of anti-English sentiment in Scotland though, although there's plenty of anti-Scots hatred here.

@SomethingNew
B-but I'm a boy !
yes i assumed as much. gimme gimme gimme some vocaroos x

Decided to spend 1hr less on /brit/ per day and spend that time reading philosophy

@SomethingNew
What do you mean by that?
You are a grown man with hairy legs and smell of b.o but yet you have lots of cartoon children saved on your computer... you're sick m8

@Bidwell
i like this third eye gimmick hehe

@Lunatick
kek
e
k

Presumably you aren't a third worlder and have a pair of headphones or earbuds in your domicile.

I'm English-born to a Scots mother and English dad.

my chinese should be arriving shortly

@TalkBomber
@likme
ywn rape the usas

"It's not fair!" howled Horrid Henry. "I want a Hip-Hop Robot dog!".
Horrid Henry needed money. Lots and lots and lots of money. His parents didn't need money, and yet they had loads more than he did. It was so unfair. Why was he so brilliant at spending money, and so bad at getting money? And now Mum and Dad refused to buy him something he desperately needed.
"You have plenty of toys" said Mum.
"Which you never play with" said Dad.
"That's cause they're all so boring!" screeched Henry. "I want a robot dog!"
"Too expensive" said Mum.
"Too noisy" said Dad.
"But everyone has a Hip-Hop Robot dog" whined Henry. "Everyone but me".
Horrid Henry stomped out of the living room. How could he get some money? Wait. Maybe he could persuade Peter to give him some. Peter always had tons of cash because he never bought anything. Yes! He could hold Peter's Bunnykins for ransom. He could tell Peter his room was haunted and get Peter to pay him for ghostbusting. He could make Peter donate to Henry's favourite charity, Child In Need....Hip-Hop Robot Dog, here I come, thought Horrid Henry, bursting into Peter's bedroom.
Perfect Peter and Tidy Ted were whispering together on the floor. Papers were scattered all around them.
"You can't come in my room" said Peter.
"Yes I can" said Henry, "cause I'm already in. Poo, your room stinks".
"That's cause you're in it" said Peter.
Henry decided to ignore this insult. "Whatcha doing?"
"Nothing" said Peter.
"We're writing our own newspaper like Mrs Oddbod suggested in assembly" said Ted. "We've even got a Tidy With Ted column" he added proudly.
"A snooze paper, you mean" said Henry. "What's it called?"
"The Best Boys Busy Bee" said Peter.
"What a stupid name" said Henry.
"It's not a stupid name" said Peter. "Miss Lovely said it was perfect".
"Peter, I have a great idea for your paper" said Henry. "You can use your newspaper for Fluffy's cat litter tray".
"MUUUM!" wailed Peter. "Henry's being mean to me!"
"Don't be horrid, Henry!" shouted Mum.

Dublin of all places

hate myself 2bh

levering my third eye open with a crowbar

just applied for spar

@PurpleCharger
why would I want some attention whore drug addict with me for the rest of my life
I bet she's all hyped up on how "unique" she is because she does drugs, no, fuck that

I just want to read/garden during the day and drink/shitpost at night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtxlCsVKkvY

@haveahappyday
What's HAT about that, lad?

@5mileys
English see Scots as pretentious, self entitled twats with victim complexes

Scots see English as LE EBIL OPRESORS!

Eating some yoghurt lads.
The third anus shall open.

Really want a Jewish gf

@SomethingNew
chinese is the shittest of all takeaways

@PackManBrainlure
Kev?

he doesn't like the dutch

@LuckyDusty
unlimited pills and weed, gaming pc unlimited books gourmet food best friend

@Lunatick

Got the original pic?

What's HAT about that, lad?

Heavy modulated basslines

@Stupidasole
I'm a grown manlet with shaved legs and smell of... Currently wine.
I don't deny the rest.

@PackManBrainlure
why

humans don't deserve dogs

@Burnblaze
mate you said unlimited alcohol alcohol is literally a drug and you sound like an alcoholic so you are no better

@girlDog
Somewhere in the depths of my Sheeky Forums folder, no idea where it is lad.

@likme
big up

ahah remember this lads?

http://thailad.zz.mu/map

it was just before thailad got a bit too big for his own boots and before all of you fell for the redditflags cancer

@Carnalpleasure
@Fried_Sushi
fuck off you utter sperg

@AwesomeTucker
I've never done that kind of thing.
Also, I'll keep my vocaroos for my one true love.

@Carnalpleasure
sometimes I wish I was my dog. He has such a happy life

@SomethingNew
Yer a cheeky wee cunt ya.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/black-mp-dawn-butler-reveals-she-was-victim-of-racism-in-parliament-after-fellow-mp-assumed-she-was-a6901261.html

good banter

@New_Cliche
that was my idea desu

fuck off you utter sperg

got to look after my gf's son next weekend when she goes out, what video games to kids like to play thesedays?

What've you got your mum for mother's day tomorrow?

Got mine a new purse and a shower set

@SomethingNew
aww :(

One day at work I'm gonna SNAP and pop some fucking normie DOMES

@Fried_Sushi
i like you more than anyone else x
might move there one day

@Fuzzy_Logic
tomorrow

@Poker_Star
I'm shit

@takes2long
same

@Nojokur
*opens up crimestoppers*

@Poker_Star
Racism everywhere!

why am i racist for being critical of an ideology?
what crazy world do i live in?

Sara the Jewess

@Fuzzy_Logic
ooh you cheeky bastard you gave me a slight worry there for a second. fuck you

@LuckyDusty
Instruments, Regina, Pup, W33D, laptop, books, gourmet grub

@JunkTop
@RumChicken
@Burnblaze
let that dream go. they don't marry outside of their group

@Inmate
Wasn't this girl born in 1999?

@Poker_Star
This lift really isn’t for cleaners

aisha tbqh

@StonedTime
niggers

@FastChef
call of pooty

just felt a strong gust of cold air on my face

there's nothing open in my house and i've got the heating on

am i about to die lads
help

@WebTool
yes but drinking alcohol is normal

there are three kids of white people who do illegal drugs, teenybopper rich kids who want to be cool, redneck methheads, and rich old men. She doesn't look like a redneck or an old man, so she's a teenybopper rich kid doing drugs to be cool, fuck that

@TechHater
Poor shampoo selection

Need a wank lads

Can you lads post pics of birds with their fingers down their pantalones

gonna go shopping

how do you lads usually prep the bull?

@Firespawn
you just got facefucked by a ghost

@Poker_Star
maybe it was because she's dumpy as fuck, not specifically because she's a shitskin

@eGremlin
no

listening to atomic kitten curled up in bed with a glass of wine

@eGremlin
no

@TalkBomber
two type of people that take alcohol; rednecks and housewives

@Harmless_Venom
mmmmmmmm ghoul spunk :P

@TalkBomber
stupid cunt

@Firespawn
im afraid your house is haunted
consult one of the third eye lads here for advice

http://thetab.com/uk/norwich/2016/02/27/doing-a-ba-degree-is-harder-than-a-bsc-22118

*sings reddit song*

aisha literally has a uglier face than rosy

looks like she just woke up from a 10 year coma and her fivehead is about 3 metres long

@Spazyfool

whats wrong with your flag mate?

two type of people that take alcohol; rednecks and housewives

@GoogleCat
hacked it

@GoogleCat
he's part of the reddit flag collective

@Carnalpleasure
kissable
Dogs see you as revolting and dirty so they slabber to clean you.

@eGremlin
here lad, enjoy this one

@FastChef
Duke Nucum

@Crazy_Nice
ugh, i hate those little shits

being born after 1996 should be illegal

very important poll that may or may not shape the future of /brit/

http://strawpoll.me/6948707
http://strawpoll.me/6948707
http://strawpoll.me/6948707
http://strawpoll.me/6948707
http://strawpoll.me/6948707

@Poker_Star
tattoos

DROPPED

@BunnyJinx
rosy is an ugly horse, aisha is marginally better

aisha literally sucks in her cheeks to give herself cheekbones and a jawline though lmao

@w8t4u
that wouldn't change it on his screen tho

@Sir_Gallonhead
@farquit
@Poker_Star
Do it or I'll bum you

@BunnyJinx
they really don't, they have their own tinder and everything

House mate is literally a chef
Keeps leaving the oven on

Isn't this like the FIRST thing they go over in chef training?

@Bidwell
sh-shut up

@FastChef

theyre fake you idiot. shes wearing a costume.

Where is he? I hope he's well.

I would literally murder the one in-charge of google captcha and go to jail for it

lost my virginity lads

As a lad with a gf who has a child from a previous relationship (so do I) it's really not that bad and you love tehm like your own

How insecure can you be? She's raising my child like I'm helping raise hers.

It's just life, doesn't matter just because you had it with somebody else

@Ignoramus
*blatantly doesn't do it*

oh my, looks like my bum will be full of willy tonight :3

willy is granitic atm tbf

http://jezebel.com/5632689/what-is-birth-rape

Any help lads?

@cum2soon
Well done mate

@Emberfire
@happy_sad
point out that doing drugs doesn't make you cool
get mad about it
you both seem like a couple of Chavs

@girlDog
Maisie has a shorter life expectancy due to Foetal Alcohol Syndrome and her other disabilities and facial disfigurations

@BlogWobbles
kek

@Fuzzy_Logic
10/10, felt the cold sweats coming.

@CodeBuns
rosy does have an ugly horse face but it's still better than hers
and her unreal body more than makes up for it

@Harmless_Venom
i don't think she is wearing a costume

@Inmate
t. Cuckold Cuckson

@Emberburn
First?

@Emberburn
What kind of retard shop is this?

Leave what your dog

And it's the second one.

@CodeBuns
would definitely fuck aisha tho

god i hate those crazy commie sluts so much, i'd hate fuck aisha so hard in her tight pussy haha

1980 was 36 years ago

wew

lads, hardly been out of the house for 11 months. What are some places where I could go on my own without looking like a tit?

@likme
*pushes you down, pulls down your pants and gets my willy out*
this is your last warning

@Emberburn
leaning towards first because you have to do your job and sending them to someone else would be the next best thing

but it's also a bit rude innit unless you actually explained what you were doing

these fucking quizzes are stupid as fuck

http://en.lichess.org/ExMbDRWr

@girlDog
being proud that your boyfriend is Australian
maisies mother drank and smoked too much when she was pregnant

how is mercury liquid at room temp? the mechanisms of the natural world are fucking crazy lads, no wonder less intelligent people resort to religion to explain it.

the 90s were 40 years ago
feel old

@Gigastrength
The shop, assuming you then buy something.

@Illusionz
aisha is at least somewhat attractive
rosy looks like a tranny horse who kept forgetting her HRT appointments so she still looks like a man

@Emberburn
1 or 3, but maybe not 1 since the checkout staff maybe busy, and maybe not 3 because that'd be rude

i'd be too autistic to figure out #1 on the spot, would probably do #3

@idontknow
I remember it like it was yesterday

no wonder less intelligent people resort to religion to explain it.

@Emberburn
lmao I work at Tesco and we literally never follow this 20 minute rule.

Have blatantly let the chilled food outside the chiller for up to an hour hahahahahha

@Emberburn
Help carry coal

Warn British high command of the impending Nazi blitzkrieg.

@Emberburn
#4

@Emberburn
Bottom one
I'd say refer them to another member of staff but I don't think they can leave the checkouts
Hate these type of questions that don't have a definitive answer

@Gigastrength
parliament

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_S6KfpqnXQ

@Nojokur
Definitely not three, you don't just not offer a solution.

It's two

@Nojokur
@BlogWobbles
@takes2long
but what if the checkouts well busy innit might have to tick second smdh

@BunnyJinx
once again, this is the order
sara
aisha
sara
commie mami

This fight aired 25 years ago
Fuck..

exam and research paper tomorrow
lab report due tuesday
Jesus fucking christ lads. I haven't even been procrastinating and this shit is piling up

@TurtleCat
yeah good point

second seems more sensible

2005-2010 was such a cringe time to grow up lads, like it was that period JUST before the full on internet/meme/whatever culture went full swing so it was all really weird. anyone know this feel?

@BunnyJinx

Damn. My "group" are loud NY shitlians

@Evil_kitten
why do you cunts stock sandwiches that literally nobody buys

put more of the chicken and sweetcorn out

@StonedTime
sara
aisha
rosy
commie mami

http://strawpoll.me/6948751

http://strawpoll.me/6948751

http://strawpoll.me/6948751

You are now toasting in an epic bread

When you see it, you'll shit bricks.

Do a barrel roll! :D :D :D

@Booteefool
rude

@TurtleCat
It's the fucking second you spaz

You don't send them to ask for help when the checkouts are there to serve people, three doesn't offer a solution (always bad) and four leaves them waiting.

Customer satisfaction comes first always, so put the milk back (abiding by rules) and help them *(giving the customer the service they deserve)

Smh you autists

@girlDog
did a reverse image search lad and the only version I can provide you with is watermarked with ifunny

I'm so sorry

@Nojokur
Rage comics were just the precursor to Pepes

http://thetab.com/2016/02/27/its-2016-there-are-still-people-using-gay-as-an-insult-and-they-really-need-to-stop-75926

CURRENT

@Inmate
when does the bacon narwhal?

christ, forget what I said about aisha

she looks like a fucking frankenstein tranny in lighting that she hasn't spent half an hour picking, even with a ton of makeup on

imagine how ugly she is without makeup

@Techpill
oh my! look how big you are!

i certainly DON'T want your big cock inside me D:

@hairygrape
irish cunts are the rudest people on earth, fuck off paddy

@Harmless_Venom
I'm on the fruit and veg section lad, ask one of the other cunts that does sandwiches.

also can you fucking stupid customers stop asking me where non-fruit and veg stuff is? my uniform clearly shows i am only for that part of the shop, i can't fucking help you if you want to know where the gluten free strawberry mix 200g japanese yoghurt is.

@hairygrape

I'M WALKING HERE

@TreeEater
want is paint

you useless fucking twat

@TreeEater
Was at a bar the other day with a mirror behind it and realised I was a good foot taller than anyone else there. Was weird and funny.

Also a manlet at work keeps making bitter comments about how tall I am.

i'm only 6'2" anyway lel

Which one is the paki commie?

Another difficult problem was dipping my pen in the ink-well, for as I dipped it I couldn’t contrive to keep my paw clean; it kept getting into the ink too, so the first few characters, written more with the paw than the pen, were bound to be rather big and broad.

@TreeEater
was a bird that was at least 6 foot in the pub other day
really wanted to gf her
@Supergrass
disgusting but not even her worst pic

22 years of age and my mum is giving me shit about having a lighter with an LED light on it that i found at work

@Nojokur
I think it was better than and it's more cringey now, back then not everybody had their faces glued to their phones posting the latest memes on twitter and facebook.

@MPmaster
I'll have you know I have a white belt in Aikido, the deadliest japanese Martial Art

HMMM MIGHT DO SOME TURBONORMIE WEBCAM MODELLING
HMMMM IM SO SOCIALLY AWKWARD ;X

fucking INFURIATED

@Illusionz
Midnight my dear friend, midnight.

@Supergrass
well you'll see plenty of her soon enough, she's becoming a camgirl

wonder what her fanny looks like

@takes2long
submissive cuck
1 is the universally correct option

stroking my cock

tfw 6'5
tfw the most genetically gifted ITT
Feel like a should crempie your missus for you desu. No-one wants the short kid.

@JunkTop
what kind of gay anime shit is that lad

@New_Cliche
Very hat comments on there

Pedophiles have a perversion. They are not natural and we do not condone them.
Homosexuals have a perversion. They are not natural and yet we do condone them.

@StrangeWizard
"""""webcam""""""" """modelling"""""

literally myfreecams

@happy_sad
bit gay

@StrangeWizard
getting angry over the ramblings of a teenager

grow up lad

@happy_sad
fuck off manlet

@StrangeWizard
would unironically pay lmao

@TalkBomber
record it for us lad

@MPmaster
wow rude

@Inmate

i actually met a 4channer at a dnb night last year. no idea how we got onto Sheeky Forums but he started saying shit like tfw no gf just before taking a sip of his drink. he also said he mostly browsed r9k and pol. he was also there alone. he was also a manlet

needless to say i ditched that fucking weirdo.

@happy_sad
alri stephen merchant
how's being a 40 year old virgin treating ya

Just shaved my armpits lads. Is that gay?

@happy_sad
too tall tbf

@Deadlyinx
literally the only anime worth watching bar pokemon

@happy_sad
being a lanky skellington

lmao, 190cm actual master race right here.

I'm not lisicki.

@GoogleCat
that was me

@happy_sad
jokes on you i have no missus

Evening twilight was now drawing in, and cool breezes wafted through my master’s open window. I woke from sleep and my breast expanded, imbued by that ineffable emotion which, being pain and pleasure at once, kindles the sweetest premonitions. Quite overcome by these premonitions, I rose with that expressive movement described by prosaic mankind merely as the arching of a cat’s back! I felt an urge to get out, out into the open air, so I went up on the roof to take a stroll in the rays of the setting sun.

haven't found any woman that can top josefina yet

@happy_sad
6'5
not being part of the 6'2 master race
have fun walking into doors you giraffe-like freak

@happy_sad
tfw 199cm true master race
not a skellington either

@happy_sad
I'm only 2 inches shorter than you

just popped a zit and squeezed out the white stuff

so satisfying

@farquit
maybe if you're 7 years old lmao

@Emberburn
@Flameblow
@Supergrass
@Raving_Cute
@happy_sad
@RavySnake
@TechHater
Lota angry little fellas in here tonight haha. Don't worry, no shame in being genetically inferior.

5'1 tall with a 12 inch penis masterrace reporting in

@Boy_vs_Girl
my missus is a man

tfw 5'8

at least im in london hahaha

@RavySnake
tfw you're taller than the average doorframe and automatically crouch for them without thinking
back is going to be fucked in a few years not gonna lie

@Boy_vs_Girl
are you a reddit flagger?

@Fried_Sushi
getting spots
I am 15 years old: the post

doing a funky jig

done a funky jive

watch me spin

watch me strive

@Fried_Sushi
ever popped one early and had that clear stuff come out? pretty weird tb h

out of here where is the best place to live?

red - want
pink - dont know much about

What happened to lisicki, just realised he's stopped potsing?

very odinic sort of style i have to say

tfw 4'11

@Supergrass
stephen merchant
virgin
implying

@Methnerd
can I swap heights with you?

@TurtleCat
fuck off donald

@Emberburn
not getting spots
low test: the post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0dctmWHBi4&ab_channel=BridgettClark

genuinely kekd at this.

Anybody know any Sheeky Forums tier cringe channels?

@StonedTime
diagnosis depression
on tablets now

@Burnblaze
Yeah.

@New_Cliche
pls be memeing

@StonedTime
maybe he killed himself

@New_Cliche
perfect male height desu

@Boy_vs_Girl
tfw 6'3 and 16st 5 with an 18in neck
could heem you in my sleep tbqh

@Lord_Tryzalot
literally why, how tall are you

@TurtleCat
le remote scotland im so quirky xddd

@TurtleCat

outskirts of aberdeen if you can afford it

@StonedTime
He came on the other day to inform us of his sexual escapades from the previous night.

Lads: light grey trousers, black shirt, brown shoes.

Is that acceptable attire?

@Garbage Can Lid
steve
virgin

@BlogWobbles
5'11" I want to be smaller

@Boy_vs_Girl
I'm genetically perfect, Just look how tall I am

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no

@Need_TLC
you high or something lad
go to sleep

@New_Cliche
black shirt is almost never a good choice

@Nojokur

@Sharpcharm
west?

@SniperWish
fatty

@BlogWobbles
its more about.. nevermind. think what you want mate.

@iluvmen
fuck off spotty

dont come near me

tfw 4'5

@SniperWish
ayy fatty boom boom

@New_Cliche
What color Sox?
What type of black shirt?
What brown shoes?

alright who's going to make the new thread

on your marks

get set

GO

@New_Cliche

no, are you a waiter?

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@Snarelure
midlands

@Flameblow
no lad, just have a big neck and traps
comes from lifting things and carrying them

@TalkBomber
joking lad calm down
im an angry cunt ignore me

@Raving_Cute
someone make a non-nonce edition

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