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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmO-ziHU_D8
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3464216/Eton-College-student-shared-appalling-child-abuse-pictures-babies-young-two-raped-dorm-computer-spared-jail.html
http://strawpoll.me/6951396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDrwwcFufLY&feature=youtu.be
http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/economy/2016/02/how-make-enough-money-save-800-month-if-youre-millennial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9biM_ZfIdo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eMeVQjTlgQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fro6je9L5kg
http://www.martinezbarcelona.com/
http://www.asadordearanda.com/
http://www.sagaspagesosicuiners.com/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VN0evqOESFM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQp7z8yYZUI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XufgnX5oJsM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-us-2016-35666580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEOPH6N5n6k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM-qTLoGnrY
cara
maisie
kpop desu lads
Hannah
windows phone just reminded me it's st davids day tomorrow
need some eyedrops for my third eye
/int/thread/55720337#p55722331
South east asia is prime normie traveling destination
do people even still play tf2?
maisie
Why yes, I do watch award committees
@SomethingNew
yes, until a better FPS comes up and doesn't die in under a year
@SomethingNew
its either people from /v/ or actual 10 year olds screaming over their microphones but its still quite enjoyable 2bh
@JunkTop
he's right
windows phones are a meme. Nokia should've stuck to symbian and catering to the poor
/int/thread/55720337#p55722313
y r u in brit then?
working in a shop
supposed to be looking in the back for something for a customer
sitting on a box in the basement on my phone
manager spots me and gives me a right old bollocking
haha what am i like
You're so beautiful, with an edge and charm
And so careful when I'm in your arms
too bad i have work tomorrow and can't celebrate my acidversary
1P-ETH-LAD next weekend though
What's it like to get naked with a girl for the first time lads?
Reminder that all women itt are mentally ill trannies
Reminder that all guys itt are sheltered autistic beta virgin nerds
hey guys (or should i say mates xD) i hope you have a great week
love,
your friendly cousin from across the sea
Give me a decent link for the oscars please lads
Joni Mitchell will never be your girlfriend in the '60s.
the reason you're so lonely is because you don't have a dog t.bh
is this movie worth 3 hours of my time?
@takes2long
I'm curious about brits. I'm well aware most of you don't like spaniards, tho :(
who /pectusexcavatum/ here?
@LuckyDusty
it was awkward af, never been so nervous
eventually got comfortable enough that i could just lay in bed with her fully naked, with her pulling back my foreskin and going "heeeey!" every time my bellend came out
weird times looking back on that
so does the thumbs down button on youtube comments actually do anything?
@Techpill
probably gonna get a dog when I'm done with uni and have a proper job tbqh
arsenal are actual dog shit
@Dreamworx
no but why would you want to hurt anyones feelings in the first place >:-(
it aint safe on the block
@Emberfire
pfft i love spaniards, would have stayed with my ex forever if she didn't have to go back to bcn
i was in madrid a couple of weeks ago and met some lovely people. and i'm in bilbao this weekend, madrid again after, then bcn, and then madrid again 2 weeks after that
spain is my favourite place 2bh. although your general on Sheeky Forums is shit, sick of being called pirata
speaking of dogs, the gf is a right hound
just a stepping stone till I find an.upgrade
10 tabs for £30 isn't that much
I spent £40 on 5 1P-ETH tabs simply because it will likely disappear entirely after april 6th, won't even be on the darkweb.
LSZ and AL-LAD are gone. tragic really.
don't understand why my housemate has to sit in the kitchen to do his work
you have a perfectly acceptable room to do that in you cunt
wish i knew proper dancing, girls love that stuff
I have a dutch friend who is 20 and just started his master degree in computer science at cambridge this fall. Is this genius territory?
If the team you support isn't in the red box you're basically normie scum
@Soft_member
postgraduate at oxbridge
No, this is any foreigner who will give us £££££££ territory
his peers will be exclusively chinese
@likme
You did a good job on those facebook pictures m8. Thanks for learning me physics through high school though.
NEED A GUITAR PLAYING QT GF NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
@Lord_Tryzalot
already told her
she laughed and thought I was joking
deadly serious
Night-time /brit/ is much comfier than autistic day-time /brit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRGnoFf2cZQ
@BinaryMan
7AM - 11AM: Early morning /brit/. Slow moving, but good quality posting. Mostly normies on their way to work, but they're not teenagers or students so the posting isn't high on gimmickry. Somewhat reminiscent of a metropolitan cafe in the early morning, with working men sharing their plans for the day.
11AM - 3PM: Prime time daytime /brit/, full of sophisticated banter and tasteful slags. Discussions include politics, philosophy, music, art, religion, and disecting the normie lifestyle with rapier wit and insight. JFs minimal, but are generally respectful and good contributors.
3PM - 6PM: Normies gradually return, yanks start to wake up, thread quality undergoes a slow but definite decline. Some of the shitter gimmicks start to make their appearance.
6PM - 2AM: The normies, students and teenagers have returned and are gagging to post their gimmicks. Thread becomes unintelligable, full of gfs, social drug taking, 'going out' and university. JFs and tripfags run wild, taking (You)s at will.
2AM - 5AM: Bizarro JF-/brit/, more Aussies and Yanks than Brits. Aussies do their best to keep the banter going but they soon get closed down by the fatties and their shit gimmicks. Some /brit/ NEETs stay on until the very end but it's very hard to get any good britposting going. Posting is a lot slower than other times of the day.
5AM - 7AM: Unexplored territory, have never experienced this slot first hand but I know that the threads often die during this period.
LEEDS ww@
finished dinner; lamb looked noticeably viscous before i cooked it if it makes me any more iller im going to be most displeased
bf just sent me this
@BinaryMan
THE MARINER KILLS THE BIRD OF GOOD OMEN
HIS SHIPMATES CRY AGAINST WHAT HE DONE
@happy_sad
spoiler that hog
need to get molested like i need air
people talking about breastfeeding again
@Boy_vs_Girl
5AM-7AM is either where it's completely empty or the best discussions are had
@Skullbone
want to cum all over his tummy and wipe it around with the tip of my dick
if there's any guitarfag still up
try to play a Dm then an E°, sounds very good
@Boy_vs_Girl
5AM - 7AM: Unexplored territory, have never experienced this slot first hand but I know that the threads often die during this period.
this isn't true
@Boy_vs_Girl
I know that the threads often die during this period.
/brit/ literally never dies
i gotta go to beddie bye byes soon lads.
@likme
@Deadlyinx
maybe it doesn't anymore since we're normie crossposter central but it used to
How many /brit/ threads would you say you've posted in? Assuming theirs 10 /brit/ threads per day
r8 tummy lads
these lads get all the fanny i bet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrAgiAYQAMg
@Techpill
The pirata thing is just a meme. They troll everybody in there, including me if I say something they don't like.
Half of them are latinoamerican immigrants.
It's shit, yes. I never open that thread.
@Skullbone
this is the perfect figure
how much work must go into getting a body like this
@Boy_vs_Girl
2AM-5AM is the best time slot desu
Theirs more NEETs on /brit/ than you think
have an extremely addictive personality
just shot an albatross outside with my air rifle ahaha
if you're still here at 2am on a Sunday you need to sort your life out
gonna wank off to cute boys and then go to bed x
I'm hungry but it's too late to order a pizza
what do?
brits r ghey
here at the meetup, where are you lads?
how do i watch the oscars? not even memeing
@TreeEater
calls others scum
villa """fans""" are literally the worst in england
not hard cunts even, just cunts
@Garbage Can Lid
anything in particular you would recommend in bcn? i've spent 3 weeks in total there and not really done any touristic things except the bunkers del carmel which was awesom
are these salary sacrifice car schemes worth it lads?
Can you beat these people at debating?
Let's all go to beddie bye byes lads.
reminder that there's literally nothing scary or dangerous about the deep sea
make sure you book a deep scuba session on your next beach holiday, it's great fun and we're always looking to meet new friends
@Raving_Cute
wew, never noticed that. i could deal with a few bruises tho 2bh.
@Booteefool
@massdebater
got a bum pic too
@AwesomeTucker
some latvian trap who posted on /balt/ a couple of weeks ago
come on lads, time for beddie bye byes
really starting to hate this "youre racist is you are opposed to uncontrolled mass illegal immigration into your country" meme
@BlogWobbles
fuck off you can't blame us for recent actions seeing as what's happening with the club and we still have the best away support in the country
who do you support big man?
really starting to hate this "youre racist is you are opposed to uncontrolled mass illegal immigration into your country" meme
@SniperGod
reminder that there's literally nothing scary or dangerous about the deep sea
yes it's an irrational fear
@Emberburn
theyre great, and i dont mind watching them but the seas and oceans are just too vasy for me to be comfortable
lets not get angry lads, come on, join me in beddie bye byes
it actually isn't blisteringly hot today
maybe summer is over for good
maybe life will improve lads
ring ring pussy it's the janny on the phone
too many micro aggressions in this thread right now lads
which of you was this
Sometimes I think it's a sin
When I feel like I'm winning when I'm losing again
@SniperGod
King Richard's coffin is buried somewhere in the sea and no one has found it yet
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wew lads
n++ is coming steam
quite excited by this
how does skepta get away with having a massive career out of just doing the same 3 old songs on rotation?
How popular is/was Adult Swim in Britain?
come in, the water's beautiful
bring the family
@SniperWish
enough to get it's own website and youtube channel etc. but not enough to keep it.
Australian Labor Party members stealing Donald Trump yard signs in the night. The ALP members were in the US working for the Sanders campaign entirely funded by Australian taxpayers, a possible breach of US Election law.
Australians are obsessed cucks
www.baka.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/alp-operatives-on-taxpayerfunded-us-trip-caught-up-in-hidden-camera-campaign-sting-20160227-gn5chk.html
@SniperGod
doesn't know about joseph junior adenuga from 2005
oh deary me
@Garbage Can Lid
fuck off retard his current career consists of repeating the same 3 tunes (thats not me, shutdown, it aint safe on the block)
stamp on testicles for cash.
where do I sign up
@Inmate
There signs in america
They flew out to nick the signs at the expense of the aussie taxpayer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9biM_ZfIdo
Fonejacker was SEVERELY underrated lads
reminder that hitler was born in australia
I've noticed the price of shit has steadily been increasing online
Seems like if I want the best deal I'd have to actually go into an actual shop, the horror.
@Boy_vs_Girl
5AM - 7AM: Unexplored territory, have never experienced this slot first hand but I know that the threads often die during this period.
back when i cared about here, this would often be the most enjoyable and meme music would be discussed with a bit of taste.
@Illusionz
they arrested him at college
Hooooly fuck, imagine that
be a good looking 18 year old
at college with the lads
having some cheeky banter
might go for a Nandos later
suddenly the police walk in
they slap cuffs on you and say "you're under arrest for possession and distribution of child porn" in front of everyone you know
CHAD BTFO
3 (You)s for being an idiot
got a new business idea for you lads
probably never had a better chance to kiss a girl than i'll have this week lads
@TalkBomber
for the past year it has been
mans been doing this ting from early he's already got 3 albums out plus various mixtapes
and he just released a new choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eMeVQjTlgQ
9 votes in favour of fedora posting
fucking brain-dead internet hicks, the lot of you
always laugh with yanks posting about trump with
MAGA MAGA MAGA etc.
just reminds me of post 6th form magaluf with the boys x
tfw girls way out of your league show interest in you
always makes me feel uncomfortable, like they have some ulterior motive
what are you doing love, stop playing with my heart
@Garbage Can Lid
don't know why you'd buy shit online, just scoop it out of the toilet m8
@TreeEater
not if they touch one of your legs, they're beautful animals but they scare the living shit out of me
@LuckyDusty
I recommend you to visit Barcelona's Cathedral and the Santa Maria del Mar church.
You can visit Gaudí's buildings too, if you like his architecture (Sagrada Familia, Casa Batlló and La Pedrera)
If you love food and have some money to spend, here's a small list:
-ABaC's Restaurant (Sophisticated) (This is the most expensive one, the menu costs 135 - 165 euros. Jordi Cruz is the chef)
-Martínez (for paella. Much better than the scam-tier ones they sell to tourists everywhere) http://www.martinezbarcelona.com/
-Asador de Aranda (for eating meat, very spanish) http://www.asadordearanda.com/
-Sagàs (sandwiches of every kind, both local and cosmopolitan ones) http://www.sagaspagesosicuiners.com/
@SniperWish
i know hes got old tunes you fucking melon but nobody gives a fuck about those and his new tune is shite
Would swallow a posh fuccboi t b h
@TechHater
because they know you're not a threat
it's like a game to them, they'll probably tease you just because they know you're not alpha enough to ever make a move anyway
@Illusionz
i went to barcelona once yeah the buildings were nice but The whole time I wished I was gurning my knackers off in ibiza
Top telly 2bh. It's all shit these days.
lads, beddy bye byes, come on.
reminder stormzy got fucking embarassed by kevin hart, a manlet yank comedian
kevin hart actually freestyles
stormzy repeats the lyrics to his meme tune
lmfao lads
mad keen for easter lads
getting a house by the beach with the lads, their girlfriends and like 5 single girls
it's going to be mental no doubt
M E N T A L
E
N
T
A
L
You had chemicals boy
I've grown so close to you Boy
and you just groan boy
She said comeover comeover
She smiled at you boy.
Who's the man who'll build a wall
and kick out the Muzzies?
D-O-N
A-L-D
T-R-U-M-P
@King_Martha
i know hes got old tunes you fucking melon but nobody gives a fuck about those
idiot fuck off new cunt
he's consistently been at the forefront of the UK scene for the last 10 years as a MC and producer
plus the biggest name in the whole of the USA music industry just joined the crew/record label he created with his brother
they ask me if i'm real, i say really really
@Illusionz
thank you m8 much appreciated especially the food
the restaurants i've been to in bcn were shit tier (like you say scamming tourists) apart from the patatas bravas at konig which is amazing
@TechHater
always laugh at kevin hart
lad obviously works out hard and has for a long time, in great shape
yet he's still a manlet so who cares?
serious no bf feels this weekend, fug
@Crazy_Nice
Another reason to vote trump is hr is experienced in the construction industry
If anyone can build a wall, it's trump
@Gigastrength
don't get english clubs tbqh, wouldn't you rather just go to a comfy pub with the lads?
@Harmless_Venom
hurr durr youre new
stop with this meme youre embarrassing yourself
my entire point is skepta currently seems to be generating a lot of hype (beyond the UK scene) just based on repeating those same 3 tunes which at this point are actually quite old. his new tune is wank. he doesnt have an album coming out or anything. just dont get it 2bh
anyone else not gay?
@TechHater
I fought u wuz gona flop dat. Amuricuns fund it a luttle but difficult....
we invented freestyling. The way I see it, all other British rappers, are just wanna-bes
@SomethingNew
they're like our clubs but instead of playing any sort of music you can dance to they play nigger rap
@Snarelure
lmao hes talking about rapping over a grime beat which are typically way faster than yank beats not freestyling as a whole you melon
eyes watering
very tired
going to be
to sleep
alone
again
can not take
much more of this
@TreeEater
@TechHater
they're sometimes a few gems on there who aren't just looking for a shag
@Spamalot
i would kind of agree with that but
he doesnt have an album coming out or anything
m8 konnichiwa has been meant to be coming out for the last 2 years but he keeps pushing it back, he's just trying to create more hype in the USA but he should have just released by now, he's been rinsing it for too long
tfw skepta is a weeb
@StrangeWizard
No they aren't. It clear youve never heard much freestyling. "slower" was invented in Houston.
here listen to this, and you'll see why Stormyz is just weak
relatively comfy day
I'm out
@GoogleCat
4 is literally the best one there she reminds me of the QT from lost 1 is a hambeast
posting rap in /brit/
Neck yourselves
@Garbage Can Lid
jej
@Emberfire
literally never seen one i'd be interested in going out with on there 2bh. it only displays like 50 or so people as well and once you've filtered out the oldies, the degens, the weirdos there's nobody left
@Snarelure
@SniperGod
you're an idiot, grime is completely different to yank rap and takes more influence from jamaican soundclash culture than hip hop
a 'freestyle' doesn't mean lyrics off the top of the head here, it's just means assorted lyrics over a random beat
do you think tiesto has ever done mdma? or is he straight edge????? ?? ??? ??
lads what even is this
text flying across the screen
for what eternal prose
mummy made cookies so i shall be having some of the dough that is left over >:)
@CouchChiller
That's not a freestyle then. A free style = rapping off the top of your head, no reading off a piece of paper
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new
>>55724182
kek me
put a ziptie round my balls and pulled it as tight as I can
>>55724182
if u aint got a gf by the end of uni its over mate.
Is Southampton comfy? I grew up in Hartlepool(shithole) and used stayed in London(least comfy place ever) for quite a while but now i'm on the Isle of Wight(comfiest place on earth) but I'm getting a job in Southampton and will have to move there, so does anybody know if it's cancer or pretty good
@SniperGod
Don't listen to that user, Stormzy is fucking terrible.
But Grime comes from Jamaican culture, not Hip Hop
State your name cuz