/brit/

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

reall dont know know whats goin in edition haha memes

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL9OZrPZw44
https://youtu.be/6OfsUyLhe68?t=13
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRGnoFf2cZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAzH-YAlFYc
https://youtu.be/AursqXRObHQ?t=54
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http://strawpoll.me/6951396
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http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/economy/2016/02/how-make-enough-money-save-800-month-if-youre-millennial
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM-qTLoGnrY
Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

cara

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

maisie

Emberfire
Emberfire

kpop desu lads

DeathDog
DeathDog

Hannah

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

thank me later
http://it.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1213933052

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Boy_vs_Girl
very good post

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

windows phone just reminded me it's st davids day tomorrow

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

need some eyedrops for my third eye

MPmaster
MPmaster

/int/thread/55720337#p55722331
South east asia is prime normie traveling destination

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Boy_vs_Girl
this 2bh

night lads

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

do people even still play tf2?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@GoogleCat
y-you too lid

@Soft_member
night

iluvmen
iluvmen

maisie

idontknow
idontknow

@Boy_vs_Girl
@GoogleCat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL9OZrPZw44

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Why yes, I do watch award committees

Snarelure
Snarelure

@SomethingNew
yes, until a better FPS comes up and doesn't die in under a year

Flameblow
Flameblow

@New_Cliche
windows phones are utter wank

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@GoogleCat
wew
that look

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@idontknow
sounds like ur mum giving me a blowie

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@idontknow
rude

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Flameblow
thanks for your input reddit

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@SomethingNew
yeah they're adding competitive matchmaking I believe

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@SomethingNew
its either people from /v/ or actual 10 year olds screaming over their microphones but its still quite enjoyable 2bh

cum2soon
cum2soon

@JunkTop
he's right

windows phones are a meme. Nokia should've stuck to symbian and catering to the poor

takes2long
takes2long

/int/thread/55720337#p55722313
y r u in brit then?

idontknow
idontknow

working in a shop
supposed to be looking in the back for something for a customer
sitting on a box in the basement on my phone
manager spots me and gives me a right old bollocking

haha what am i like

hairygrape
hairygrape

You're so beautiful, with an edge and charm
And so careful when I'm in your arms

SniperGod
SniperGod

too bad i have work tomorrow and can't celebrate my acidversary

1P-ETH-LAD next weekend though

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

What's it like to get naked with a girl for the first time lads?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@idontknow
lazy cunt

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Reminder that all women itt are mentally ill trannies
Reminder that all guys itt are sheltered autistic beta virgin nerds

FastChef
FastChef

@GoogleCat
that got me, and I don't even find her attractive

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@VisualMaster
naff off wage slave

Lunatick
Lunatick

@SniperGod
1P is for trillionaires

Booteefool
Booteefool

@LuckyDusty
hair raising
heart pounding
erection rousing
romantic
lovely

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

hey guys (or should i say mates xD) i hope you have a great week

love,

your friendly cousin from across the sea

King_Martha
King_Martha

@AwesomeTucker
which are you?

farquit
farquit

@LuckyDusty
nerve wracking

5mileys
5mileys

Give me a decent link for the oscars please lads

cum2soon
cum2soon

@AwesomeTucker
good post

w8t4u
w8t4u

Joni Mitchell will never be your girlfriend in the '60s.

Techpill
Techpill

the reason you're so lonely is because you don't have a dog t.bh

Emberburn
Emberburn

is this movie worth 3 hours of my time?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@takes2long
I'm curious about brits. I'm well aware most of you don't like spaniards, tho :(

Evilember
Evilember

who /pectusexcavatum/ here?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@LuckyDusty
it was awkward af, never been so nervous

eventually got comfortable enough that i could just lay in bed with her fully naked, with her pulling back my foreskin and going "heeeey!" every time my bellend came out

weird times looking back on that

WebTool
WebTool

@Techpill
this

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Techpill
miss my doggy whilst i am at uni desu

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Emberburn
Stanley Kubrick

No

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Techpill
i do though and he is an annoying cunt

eGremlin
eGremlin

@LuckyDusty
bit awkward, was really nervous and didn't know what to do

Supergrass
Supergrass

@AwesomeTucker
all me

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

so does the thumbs down button on youtube comments actually do anything?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@w8t4u
top qt but I prefer grace desu

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Techpill
probably gonna get a dog when I'm done with uni and have a proper job tbqh

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Emberburn
yes

@Techpill
my dog died, don't know if I want to get another one

takes2long
takes2long

arsenal are actual dog shit

massdebater
massdebater

@Dreamworx
no but why would you want to hurt anyones feelings in the first place >:-(

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Dreamworx
no that would be cyberbullying

hairygrape
hairygrape

it aint safe on the block

Techpill
Techpill

@Emberfire
pfft i love spaniards, would have stayed with my ex forever if she didn't have to go back to bcn

i was in madrid a couple of weeks ago and met some lovely people. and i'm in bilbao this weekend, madrid again after, then bcn, and then madrid again 2 weeks after that

spain is my favourite place 2bh. although your general on Sheeky Forums is shit, sick of being called pirata

Snarelure
Snarelure

@AwesomeTucker
it's amazing if they have meat curtains tbf

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

speaking of dogs, the gf is a right hound
just a stepping stone till I find an.upgrade

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Lunatick

10 tabs for £30 isn't that much

I spent £40 on 5 1P-ETH tabs simply because it will likely disappear entirely after april 6th, won't even be on the darkweb.

LSZ and AL-LAD are gone. tragic really.

FastChef
FastChef

don't understand why my housemate has to sit in the kitchen to do his work

you have a perfectly acceptable room to do that in you cunt

Supergrass
Supergrass

@w8t4u
she's great

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

wish i knew proper dancing, girls love that stuff

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@VisualMaster
just sent her a screenie of what you said

Soft_member
Soft_member

I have a dutch friend who is 20 and just started his master degree in computer science at cambridge this fall. Is this genius territory?

girlDog
girlDog

If the team you support isn't in the red box you're basically normie scum

likme
likme

@Soft_member
was just making a joke 2bh

Techpill
Techpill

@VisualMaster
extremely offensive post

Methshot
Methshot

@Evilember
mate is getting an operation for it

TreeEater
TreeEater

@girlDog
watching non-league football

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Soft_member
postgraduate at oxbridge

No, this is any foreigner who will give us £££££££ territory

his peers will be exclusively chinese

SniperGod
SniperGod

@likme
You did a good job on those facebook pictures m8. Thanks for learning me physics through high school though.

DeathDog
DeathDog

NEED A GUITAR PLAYING QT GF NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

https://youtu.be/6OfsUyLhe68?t=13

TechHater
TechHater

@Lord_Tryzalot
already told her

she laughed and thought I was joking
deadly serious

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Night-time /brit/ is much comfier than autistic day-time /brit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRGnoFf2cZQ

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@BinaryMan
1:00 AM
night time

Hello normie

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@BinaryMan
7AM - 11AM: Early morning /brit/. Slow moving, but good quality posting. Mostly normies on their way to work, but they're not teenagers or students so the posting isn't high on gimmickry. Somewhat reminiscent of a metropolitan cafe in the early morning, with working men sharing their plans for the day.

11AM - 3PM: Prime time daytime /brit/, full of sophisticated banter and tasteful slags. Discussions include politics, philosophy, music, art, religion, and disecting the normie lifestyle with rapier wit and insight. JFs minimal, but are generally respectful and good contributors.

3PM - 6PM: Normies gradually return, yanks start to wake up, thread quality undergoes a slow but definite decline. Some of the shitter gimmicks start to make their appearance.

6PM - 2AM: The normies, students and teenagers have returned and are gagging to post their gimmicks. Thread becomes unintelligable, full of gfs, social drug taking, 'going out' and university. JFs and tripfags run wild, taking (You)s at will.

2AM - 5AM: Bizarro JF-/brit/, more Aussies and Yanks than Brits. Aussies do their best to keep the banter going but they soon get closed down by the fatties and their shit gimmicks. Some /brit/ NEETs stay on until the very end but it's very hard to get any good britposting going. Posting is a lot slower than other times of the day.

5AM - 7AM: Unexplored territory, have never experienced this slot first hand but I know that the threads often die during this period.

girlDog
girlDog

LEEDS ww@

farquit
farquit

finished dinner; lamb looked noticeably viscous before i cooked it if it makes me any more iller im going to be most displeased

viagrandad
viagrandad

@BinaryMan
that video looks unbelievably grim

happy_sad
happy_sad

@DeathDog
here you go lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAzH-YAlFYc

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Techpill
have 4 so youre wrong tbf

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Nude_Bikergirl
Fuck, I didn't realise it was so late.

Skullbone
Skullbone

bf just sent me this

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Boy_vs_Girl
Literally all wrong

Firespawn
Firespawn

@BinaryMan
THE MARINER KILLS THE BIRD OF GOOD OMEN

HIS SHIPMATES CRY AGAINST WHAT HE DONE

@happy_sad
spoiler that hog

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Techpill
allergic to dogs, could only have an outside one

SniperWish
SniperWish

need to get molested like i need air

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@viagrandad
Don't fear the sea user

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@happy_sad
So that one direction guy made a new band?

Nojokur
Nojokur

people talking about breastfeeding again

Illusionz
Illusionz

@CouchChiller
fuck that

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Boy_vs_Girl
5AM-7AM is either where it's completely empty or the best discussions are had

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Skullbone
want to cum all over his tummy and wipe it around with the tip of my dick

massdebater
massdebater

if there's any guitarfag still up

try to play a Dm then an E°, sounds very good

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Lunatick
or nettles eaten

likme
likme

@Boy_vs_Girl
5AM - 7AM: Unexplored territory, have never experienced this slot first hand but I know that the threads often die during this period.
this isn't true

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Boy_vs_Girl
I know that the threads often die during this period.
/brit/ literally never dies

Firespawn
Firespawn

@haveahappyday
i'd settle for a snuggle

SniperGod
SniperGod

i gotta go to beddie bye byes soon lads.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@likme
@Deadlyinx
maybe it doesn't anymore since we're normie crossposter central but it used to

RumChicken
RumChicken

@haveahappyday
Autism

TechHater
TechHater

@TalkBomber
it hasn't for quite a long time

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Firespawn
bit gay

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

How many /brit/ threads would you say you've posted in? Assuming theirs 10 /brit/ threads per day

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

https://youtu.be/AursqXRObHQ?t=54

i've got root

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@TechHater
as I say

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

r8 tummy lads

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

these lads get all the fanny i bet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrAgiAYQAMg

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@PurpleCharger
hundreds of thousands desu

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Techpill
The pirata thing is just a meme. They troll everybody in there, including me if I say something they don't like.
Half of them are latinoamerican immigrants.
It's shit, yes. I never open that thread.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Skullbone
this is the perfect figure
how much work must go into getting a body like this

King_Martha
King_Martha

@TalkBomber
fairly certain that only abnormies are posting at that time

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Boy_vs_Girl
2AM-5AM is the best time slot desu
Theirs more NEETs on /brit/ than you think

Snarelure
Snarelure

have an extremely addictive personality

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

just shot an albatross outside with my air rifle ahaha

RavySnake
RavySnake

if you're still here at 2am on a Sunday you need to sort your life out

WebTool
WebTool

@Boy_vs_Girl
i think a lot of it is probably genetics.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Illusionz
i hate the sea and everything in it

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Snarelure
me too aha x

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@girlDog
birmingham
qpr
wolves
leeds
mk dons
all scum

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

need more comfy music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rpb3BCDk_0Q

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Snarelure
;)

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

gonna wank off to cute boys and then go to bed x

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I'm hungry but it's too late to order a pizza
what do?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

brits r ghey

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Skullbone
sharp elbow 3/10 would not snuggle

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@ZeroReborn
what's wrong with wolves

Lunatick
Lunatick

@RavySnake
Literally fuck off normie

Booteefool
Booteefool

@WebTool
want to kiss every inch of those legs

farquit
farquit

@Fried_Sushi
it's too late to order a pizza
fuck off it is

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@RavySnake
tell me something i don't know

massdebater
massdebater

@WebTool
@Skullbone
please be in belfast

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@girlDog
I'm more of a Burnley fan myself

Techpill
Techpill

@PurpleCharger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrfVaPNMCM8

Methshot
Methshot

here at the meetup, where are you lads?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Dreamworx
would either desu

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Nude_Bikergirl
i support villa

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

how do i watch the oscars? not even memeing

Emberfire
Emberfire

@RavySnake
gotta agree with you tbf

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@SniperGod
i wish i could go to beddie bye byes

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@TreeEater
calls others scum

villa """fans""" are literally the worst in england

not hard cunts even, just cunts

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Garbage Can Lid
anything in particular you would recommend in bcn? i've spent 3 weeks in total there and not really done any touristic things except the bunkers del carmel which was awesom

DeathDog
DeathDog

@RavySnake
staying up til 10 am to go to the job centre

eGremlin
eGremlin

are these salary sacrifice car schemes worth it lads?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@WebTool
Who is this

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@BlogWobbles
arsenal and liverpool fans are the worst

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Can you beat these people at debating?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmO-ziHU_D8

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@StrangeWizard
i think im getting triggered by this. the sea disgusts me

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Let's all go to beddie bye byes lads.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Boy_vs_Girl
don't live like a disgusting piggu

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@girlDog
tfw Reading
Good box lad

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@RavySnake
it's 2 am on a monday right now

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Harmless_Venom
only have this one left

SniperGod
SniperGod

reminder that there's literally nothing scary or dangerous about the deep sea

make sure you book a deep scuba session on your next beach holiday, it's great fun and we're always looking to meet new friends

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Techpill
good one m8

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Raving_Cute
wew, never noticed that. i could deal with a few bruises tho 2bh.
@Booteefool
@massdebater
got a bum pic too
@AwesomeTucker
some latvian trap who posted on /balt/ a couple of weeks ago

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Harmless_Venom
the sea disgusts me
shit taste senpai

FastChef
FastChef

come on lads, time for beddie bye byes

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

really starting to hate this "youre racist is you are opposed to uncontrolled mass illegal immigration into your country" meme

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@SniperWish
ty

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Spazyfool
good boy

nighty night x

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@BlogWobbles
fuck off you can't blame us for recent actions seeing as what's happening with the club and we still have the best away support in the country
who do you support big man?

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Crazy_Nice
america

happy_sad
happy_sad

really starting to hate this "youre racist is you are opposed to uncontrolled mass illegal immigration into your country" meme

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@SniperGod
reminder that there's literally nothing scary or dangerous about the deep sea
yes it's an irrational fear

askme
askme

@Emberburn
theyre great, and i dont mind watching them but the seas and oceans are just too vasy for me to be comfortable

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

lets not get angry lads, come on, join me in beddie bye byes

Evilember
Evilember

it actually isn't blisteringly hot today

maybe summer is over for good

maybe life will improve lads

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

ring ring pussy it's the janny on the phone

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@SniperGod
it's great fun and we're always looking to meet new friends

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

too many micro aggressions in this thread right now lads

Illusionz
Illusionz

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3464216/Eton-College-student-shared-appalling-child-abuse-pictures-babies-young-two-raped-dorm-computer-spared-jail.html

which of you was this

Supergrass
Supergrass

Sometimes I think it's a sin
When I feel like I'm winning when I'm losing again

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Illusionz
craven

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@TalkBomber
trying this hard to be white

Spamalot
Spamalot

@TalkBomber
kek

girlDog
girlDog

http://strawpoll.me/6951396

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Need_TLC
racist

Bidwell
Bidwell

@SniperGod
King Richard's coffin is buried somewhere in the sea and no one has found it yet

iluvmen
iluvmen

@RavySnake
nice body but subs don't do much for me

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Illusionz
good looking nonce

TreeEater
TreeEater

you may be required to work at other locations either in the UK or overseas, as dictated by project and business requirements. Appropriate travel expenses will be paid and accommodation arrangements made when necessary in line with Company policy.

wew lads

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

n++ is coming steam

quite excited by this

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Evilember
cold out?

SniperGod
SniperGod

how does skepta get away with having a massive career out of just doing the same 3 old songs on rotation?

SniperWish
SniperWish

How popular is/was Adult Swim in Britain?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDrwwcFufLY&feature=youtu.be

Haha

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@TreeEater
want a job like this

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

come in, the water's beautiful

bring the family

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@SniperWish
enough to get it's own website and youtube channel etc. but not enough to keep it.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Australian Labor Party members stealing Donald Trump yard signs in the night. The ALP members were in the US working for the Sanders campaign entirely funded by Australian taxpayers, a possible breach of US Election law.

Australians are obsessed cucks

www.baka.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/alp-operatives-on-taxpayerfunded-us-trip-caught-up-in-hidden-camera-campaign-sting-20160227-gn5chk.html

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@CouchChiller
actually can't wait to start desu

uni is doing my nut in

whereismyname
whereismyname

@SniperGod
But I'm scared of octopuses, they're cunts

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@SniperGod
doesn't know about joseph junior adenuga from 2005
oh deary me

happy_sad
happy_sad

@girlDog
cardiff is normie tier in wales 2bfwy

askme
askme

@whereismyname
shhh just come

Inmate
Inmate

@CodeBuns
trump signs in australia
mad ting

Methnerd
Methnerd

@iluvmen
they do a lot for me

TreeEater
TreeEater

@whereismyname
octopuses are brotier

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Inmate
...

SniperGod
SniperGod

can't stop biting me nails

@Inmate
spastic

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Garbage Can Lid
fuck off retard his current career consists of repeating the same 3 tunes (thats not me, shutdown, it aint safe on the block)

DeathDog
DeathDog

http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/economy/2016/02/how-make-enough-money-save-800-month-if-youre-millennial

stamp on testicles for cash.

where do I sign up

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Inmate
There signs in america

They flew out to nick the signs at the expense of the aussie taxpayer

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@SniperGod
looking good mate

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Methnerd
don't have a dominant bone in my body

yet

Nojokur
Nojokur

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9biM_ZfIdo

Fonejacker was SEVERELY underrated lads

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

reminder that hitler was born in australia

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I've noticed the price of shit has steadily been increasing online

Seems like if I want the best deal I'd have to actually go into an actual shop, the horror.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Boy_vs_Girl
5AM - 7AM: Unexplored territory, have never experienced this slot first hand but I know that the threads often die during this period.

back when i cared about here, this would often be the most enjoyable and meme music would be discussed with a bit of taste.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@eGremlin
they're*

takes2long
takes2long

@Illusionz
they arrested him at college
Hooooly fuck, imagine that

be a good looking 18 year old
at college with the lads
having some cheeky banter
might go for a Nandos later
suddenly the police walk in
they slap cuffs on you and say "you're under arrest for possession and distribution of child porn" in front of everyone you know

CHAD BTFO

idontknow
idontknow

3 (You)s for being an idiot
got a new business idea for you lads

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

probably never had a better chance to kiss a girl than i'll have this week lads

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Booteefool
alri virgin?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@GoogleCat
s-stop, i was trying to do no fap today

SniperWish
SniperWish

@TalkBomber
for the past year it has been
mans been doing this ting from early he's already got 3 albums out plus various mixtapes
and he just released a new choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eMeVQjTlgQ

RavySnake
RavySnake

9 votes in favour of fedora posting

fucking brain-dead internet hicks, the lot of you

WebTool
WebTool

always laugh with yanks posting about trump with

MAGA MAGA MAGA etc.

just reminds me of post 6th form magaluf with the boys x

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

STOP

slav time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fro6je9L5kg

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Playboyize
not a virgin.

TechHater
TechHater

tfw girls way out of your league show interest in you
always makes me feel uncomfortable, like they have some ulterior motive
what are you doing love, stop playing with my heart

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Booteefool
I am so glad you don't post here anymore

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Garbage Can Lid
don't know why you'd buy shit online, just scoop it out of the toilet m8

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@DeathDog
don't lie on the internet

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@TreeEater
not if they touch one of your legs, they're beautful animals but they scare the living shit out of me

Illusionz
Illusionz

@LuckyDusty
I recommend you to visit Barcelona's Cathedral and the Santa Maria del Mar church.

You can visit Gaudí's buildings too, if you like his architecture (Sagrada Familia, Casa Batlló and La Pedrera)

If you love food and have some money to spend, here's a small list:

-ABaC's Restaurant (Sophisticated) (This is the most expensive one, the menu costs 135 - 165 euros. Jordi Cruz is the chef)

-Martínez (for paella. Much better than the scam-tier ones they sell to tourists everywhere) http://www.martinezbarcelona.com/

-Asador de Aranda (for eating meat, very spanish) http://www.asadordearanda.com/

-Sagàs (sandwiches of every kind, both local and cosmopolitan ones) http://www.sagaspagesosicuiners.com/

King_Martha
King_Martha

@SniperWish
i know hes got old tunes you fucking melon but nobody gives a fuck about those and his new tune is shite

Soft_member
Soft_member

@CouchChiller
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VN0evqOESFM

Inmate
Inmate

@CouchChiller
SLAVIC THREAD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQp7z8yYZUI

likme
likme

@Nojokur
Top telly 2bh. It's all shit these days.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Would swallow a posh fuccboi t b h

Playboyize
Playboyize

@TechHater
tfw no girls show interest in you

Emberfire
Emberfire

@TechHater
because they know you're not a threat
it's like a game to them, they'll probably tease you just because they know you're not alpha enough to ever make a move anyway

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Illusionz
i went to barcelona once yeah the buildings were nice but The whole time I wished I was gurning my knackers off in ibiza

TechHater
TechHater

Top telly 2bh. It's all shit these days.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Illusionz
British people don't like Gaudi

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

lads, beddy bye byes, come on.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Fuzzy_Logic
i'm still not even in my pajamas yet

don't rush me.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Supergrass
Degenerate
should cover up and show some modesty

farquit
farquit

@CodeBuns
baka.com.au

askme
askme

@Carnalpleasure
;3

TechHater
TechHater

reminder stormzy got fucking embarassed by kevin hart, a manlet yank comedian

kevin hart actually freestyles
stormzy repeats the lyrics to his meme tune

lmfao lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XufgnX5oJsM

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

mad keen for easter lads

getting a house by the beach with the lads, their girlfriends and like 5 single girls

it's going to be mental no doubt

M E N T A L
E
N
T
A
L

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-us-2016-35666580

yanks

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

You had chemicals boy
I've grown so close to you Boy
and you just groan boy
She said comeover comeover
She smiled at you boy.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Who's the man who'll build a wall
and kick out the Muzzies?
D-O-N
A-L-D
T-R-U-M-P

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@King_Martha
i know hes got old tunes you fucking melon but nobody gives a fuck about those
idiot fuck off new cunt
he's consistently been at the forefront of the UK scene for the last 10 years as a MC and producer
plus the biggest name in the whole of the USA music industry just joined the crew/record label he created with his brother

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

they ask me if i'm real, i say really really

askme
askme

@Crazy_Nice
heh heh heh...

you said donald...

massdebater
massdebater

@New_Cliche
fuck off font twat

likme
likme

@Illusionz
thank you m8 much appreciated especially the food

the restaurants i've been to in bcn were shit tier (like you say scamming tourists) apart from the patatas bravas at konig which is amazing

hairygrape
hairygrape

@TechHater
always laugh at kevin hart

lad obviously works out hard and has for a long time, in great shape

yet he's still a manlet so who cares?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

serious no bf feels this weekend, fug

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Nojokur
86,000 ugandan dollars
£17.52 lel

FastChef
FastChef

@massdebater
*takes a nice big puff of a cigar*

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Crazy_Nice
Another reason to vote trump is hr is experienced in the construction industry
If anyone can build a wall, it's trump

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@hairygrape
he's got a black cock, so whyte wimmin care

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Gigastrength
3,5,6,2

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Gigastrength
don't get english clubs tbqh, wouldn't you rather just go to a comfy pub with the lads?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Gigastrength
holy shit those 2 on the far right.

imagine the next morning

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@LuckyDusty
try grindr/surge

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Harmless_Venom
hurr durr youre new

stop with this meme youre embarrassing yourself

my entire point is skepta currently seems to be generating a lot of hype (beyond the UK scene) just based on repeating those same 3 tunes which at this point are actually quite old. his new tune is wank. he doesnt have an album coming out or anything. just dont get it 2bh

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Stark_Naked
don't get yank clubs desu

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

anyone else not gay?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@LuckyDusty
*kisses u*

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Lord_Tryzalot
not after sex desu, all it seems they're good for

Snarelure
Snarelure

@TechHater
I fought u wuz gona flop dat. Amuricuns fund it a luttle but difficult....

we invented freestyling. The way I see it, all other British rappers, are just wanna-bes

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Nojokur
This desu

Firespawn
Firespawn

@SomethingNew
they're like our clubs but instead of playing any sort of music you can dance to they play nigger rap

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Gigastrength
1>2>6>>>5>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>4>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>3

TechHater
TechHater

@Lord_Tryzalot
finding a bf on grindr

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Firespawn
you should love that since /brit/ posts nigger rap all the time

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Snarelure
lmao hes talking about rapping over a grime beat which are typically way faster than yank beats not freestyling as a whole you melon

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@SomethingNew
don't get clubs at all desu

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@TechHater
so how did you and user meet?

Soft_member
Soft_member

eyes watering
very tired
going to be
to sleep
alone
again
can not take
much more of this

farquit
farquit

@DeathDog
6 that high
nah

happy_sad
happy_sad

@DeathDog
5(Dead)
weird fetish 2bh

Emberfire
Emberfire

@TreeEater
@TechHater
they're sometimes a few gems on there who aren't just looking for a shag

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Spamalot
i would kind of agree with that but
he doesnt have an album coming out or anything
m8 konnichiwa has been meant to be coming out for the last 2 years but he keeps pushing it back, he's just trying to create more hype in the USA but he should have just released by now, he's been rinsing it for too long

tfw skepta is a weeb

SniperGod
SniperGod

@StrangeWizard
No they aren't. It clear youve never heard much freestyling. "slower" was invented in Houston.

here listen to this, and you'll see why Stormyz is just weak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEOPH6N5n6k

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

relatively comfy day

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@GoogleCat
its just one or two very obnoxious ghetto white chav teens

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@farquit
compared to 3 and 4? no thanks

MPmaster
MPmaster

I'm out

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@GoogleCat
4 is literally the best one there she reminds me of the QT from lost 1 is a hambeast

likme
likme

posting rap in /brit/
Neck yourselves

Methshot
Methshot

original roadman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM-qTLoGnrY

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Emberfire
I'll try and get the courage to give it a go then.

Maybe~

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Garbage Can Lid
jej
@Emberfire
literally never seen one i'd be interested in going out with on there 2bh. it only displays like 50 or so people as well and once you've filtered out the oldies, the degens, the weirdos there's nobody left

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Snarelure
@SniperGod
you're an idiot, grime is completely different to yank rap and takes more influence from jamaican soundclash culture than hip hop
a 'freestyle' doesn't mean lyrics off the top of the head here, it's just means assorted lyrics over a random beat

FastChef
FastChef

@RumChicken
oh nvm

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

do you think tiesto has ever done mdma? or is he straight edge????? ?? ??? ??

King_Martha
King_Martha

lads what even is this
text flying across the screen
for what eternal prose

farquit
farquit

@likme
You're welcome :)

viagrandad
viagrandad

mummy made cookies so i shall be having some of the dough that is left over >:)

takes2long
takes2long

@CouchChiller
That's not a freestyle then. A free style = rapping off the top of your head, no reading off a piece of paper

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

/int/thread/55724205#p55724205

new

TreeEater
TreeEater

>>55724182
kek me

WebTool
WebTool

put a ziptie round my balls and pulled it as tight as I can

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@FastChef
oh nvm
what did he mean by this?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@BlogWobbles
my post above yours

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

>>55724182
if u aint got a gf by the end of uni its over mate.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@takes2long
see /int/thread/55724205#p55724325

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Is Southampton comfy? I grew up in Hartlepool(shithole) and used stayed in London(least comfy place ever) for quite a while but now i'm on the Isle of Wight(comfiest place on earth) but I'm getting a job in Southampton and will have to move there, so does anybody know if it's cancer or pretty good

RumChicken
RumChicken

@SniperGod
Don't listen to that user, Stormzy is fucking terrible.

But Grime comes from Jamaican culture, not Hip Hop

Inmate
Inmate

State your name cuz