no edition, edition

cara

crayon pop

maisie

just with my gf because I don't want to be alone tbqh

Poleaboo is thinking of shitting in a condom, freezing it then using it as a dildo to achieve his first prostate orgasm

THAILAAADDDDD

^^^^ this post + this image was one of the funniest posts that i observed this week. post of this week goes to whoever did this post.

off to my interview

Didn't get Kane again

@girlDog
stop making these, they're not funny you pleb

@AwesomeTucker
gl miniman

Might become a priest 2bh lads

@Raving_Cute
"no"

Remembering the time when I was severely depressed, I had a tearful breakdown on a crowded train.

Bad feels. Lost my dignity that day.

I knocked out David Haye last saturday on Wigan precinct.

http://www.unilad.co.uk/gaming/the-virtual-reality-sex-suit-is-a-thing-and-its-terrifying/

vr has gone too far

yeah alright uniLAD why dont you fuck off

@Harmless_Venom

go for it. although i heard to pass the selection stage you have to ejaculate into 15 young boy's arseholes within 1 hour. think you're up to the challenge?

@Harmless_Venom
First thing people will say is you're a pedo.

Funny, when it's Christianity, it's ok to tarnish the entire religion with one brush.

/int/thread/57418762#p57422290
/int/thread/57418762#p57422287
/int/thread/57418762#p57422293
Poleaboo acknowledges your acknowledgement with acknowledgement of his own

@CouchChiller
NOT POLEABOO

/int/thread/57418762#p57422317
Humanities
Implying I'm not taking Economics

/int/thread/57418762#p57422333
His lecturer doesn't want to talk to him

@Dreamworx
Gera
Kasami
Top lads. COYW.

off to my interview as well

@StrangeWizard
economics
not a humanity

Reply to him

@57422384
things that look good on my CV and have been a good point of discussion in interviews

charity related work with a uni run group, helping out the school for fresher arrivals and prospective students, and societies relevant to my degree and jobs i'm applying to

NORMIES GET OUT

GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

dont reply to him

@Nojokur
mmmm daddy

Fucked up at uni should I join the army lads?

@Nojokur
looks like a top bloke 3bh

@RumChicken
Christianity is about hierarchy and the hivemind, that's why

All that kiddy fiddling was pope and community approved

@StrangeWizard
social science
same shit

@Nojokur
Average green voter

@Nojokur
I swear that bloke is a barber in Camden.

Poleaboo is considering contacting his local hobo for his fortnightly rimming session.

tfw if I tell my friends im gay the cheeky gay banter will stop

@TreeEater
Fucked up getting drunk on other people's money for 3 years
Not exactly the kind of """person""" I want representing my country overseas tbf

join the navy, it's pretty chill

me and the gf

Poleaboo is and has always been a shit forced gimmick

@TreeEater
Just shoot your own brains out and save the arabs some trouble.

/int/thread/57418762#p57422494
done mandy with a couple of son's of people fairly high up in indian governemnt

and also the daughter of someone who is pretty famous and is on TV a lot

good stuff

reposting

@TurtleCat
Do as Muhammad did. He is the ultimate Muslim all Muslims must aspire to
Muhammad fucked kids and killed those who weren't Muslim
Islam isn't hierarchy

can you just ask a girl out of the blue if she wants to get drinks

north korea is quite nice

@Emberfire
Don’t get me wrong, you can have sex however you want. Do it alone, with friends, whatever – it’s all good.
But

hate it when people tell you they have no problem with something to seem tolerant/fair, then go on to mock it

/int/thread/57418762#p57422435
having done drugs with the children of various CEOs, Peers and Nigerian generals, I can confirm this.

@TreeEater
do it you pussy

@BunnyJinx
Actaully considering killing him pisses me off

He's white but relies on the local asian community to fund his existence

He should fuck off to a white part of town and see how long he lasts there

@Snarelure
yes

@massdebater
laughably small cums

@JunkTop
in Camden.
which barbers lad

@massdebater
nice hat m8
lmoa

looks like she does some serious meth

@Boy_vs_Girl
It's not in Iceland
@LuckyDusty
Slightly different though

In Economics the teachers aren't all fat middle-aged glasses-wearing white women in their 40's-50's who silence different viewpoints

Asuka.

@WebTool
Having no problem with something doesn't mean you can't mock it. I have no problem with gays but I'll still call someone a poofter, for example

Charlie Dimmock's got massively fat lads

mfw the sudden realisation that if you stop caring about women, you win.

@Skullbone
you'll be able to visit there soon

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/china-announces-sanctions-against-north-korea-a6969256.html

mmmm HAHAHA LOL its FUNNY because hes being obnoxious and disrupting people whilst they're studying XD

https://www.fb.com/aestheticcrewinternational/videos/1555509968033690/

@massdebater
Russian-tier image

@Spazyfool
Can't remember desu.

@massdebater
what's happening here

@TreeEater
Muhammad is just a man, not worthy of worship

That's the difference between Islam and the other corrupted Abrahamic religions of Christianity and Judaism

We don't worship men, we only worship God

@MPmaster
worst girl

@Fuzzy_Logic
hmm might do it

@Methnerd
it's just a prank bro

listening to 'feelgood' anthems lads

@massdebater
@WebTool
This question needs to be answered.

@5mileys
like what? link la x

I think /brit/ is racist because they simply cannot land a paki gf

@lostmypassword
Sound I'll just live at mummy and daddies until I've finished killing myself with legal highs

@whereismyname
Any tips for wooing Australian ladies?

@lostmypassword
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pp0cg91rK2o

@Methnerd
DAE zyzz??!!

DAE aesthetics??! (lol vaporwave)

@lostmypassword
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXDiZRCofqY

@SniperGod

every paki i see is either monstrously ugly or hideously overweight. no thanks mate.

@TurtleCat
don't ask me wahey

north korea is really nice

@whereismyname
why is that every slightly attractive one ditches the headscarf and isnt a fat monster, its like that here aswell

@girlDog
seen better

pre-revolution russian architecture

@WebTool
legal highs
Those will definitely make you want to actually kill yourself eventually. Better to join the army desu.

@Methnerd
zyzz wannabes
FIVE FUCKING YEARS AFTER HE DIED

Really nice ambient album

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mINKK1Hpm3c

@idontknow
Because the uggos would rather keep the headscarf as an excuse, obvs

@JunkTop
Those will definitely make you want to actually kill yourself eventually
all legal highs are awful
Nah lad, some are/were p good

gagging for a thick gf

@PurpleCharger
Nigga please.

@SniperGod
not this shit again

global warming isn't real

@SniperGod
3bh wouldnt want that face looking up at me from her knees

@SniperGod
haha bance

the top half of her face is a solid 8.5/10

post-revolution russian architecture

@SniperGod
I bet she did it

@SniperGod
*forces her head*

@Carnalpleasure
yeah she did

i'm a man who's got verrrrrry speciiiiifiiiiic taste

mmmmmmmJUST MY TYPE
yeah yeah you're JUST MY TYPE

@girlDog
I WAS BORN IN CARLISLE BUT I WAS MADE IN THE ROYAL NAVY

@VisualMaster
(chorus: ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵐʸ ᵗʸᵖᵉ)

@Methnerd
you will never be a sick cunt

girl on my course shares a buzzfeed video or something about how models are too thin/male models are too dench
write reasoned comment on why it's bollocks and why 'body acceptance' is fucking stupid
b-but seeing attractive people on instagram/in magazines upsets me!
literally does my nut in tbqh lads

got 18 (You)s so far

not bad considering there's only been 100 odd posts so far

mate just changed his dp to a picture of his mate pulling a cone

bance

russian architecture of any period

@BlogWobbles
very very nice

@Playboyize
i am the remaining 82, and the other 18

just stuck a maom in me bumhole lads

need a good world war lads

@Deadlyinx
this could easily be a man

might wear the hawaiian shirt tomorrow if the weather's permitting

The gf haha

Just realised Germany, France, UK are the center of human civilisation

browsin' the 'chon

@Deadlyinx
would love to get behind her when she's reaching the at her most bent position and just push her over haha it looks so easy

@Nojokur
no one on Sheeky Forums is nice

@TechHater
center

FOIY (fuck off incognito yank)

@TechHater
Germany
no, Spain/Italy are more relevant

how do i get a free cs:go key

a two pound chicken tastes better with friends

Russian art in any form

@TreeEater
his cover photo is also an image of my mate gurning

@StrangeWizard
Good times guarenteed.

@Nojokur
calling out landwhale-enablers means I'm a supreme gentleman

@hairygrape
welcome to the 21st century where everyone is entitled to barfing their stupid opinions all over the internet but nobody is allowed to criticize them

Russia

@Methnerd
did anyone notice?

@Stupidasole
the caption is "3rd degree gurns"

@TechHater
Your mums the center of that off putting fishy smell.

Reminder Russia was an average European country and was friendly to all the other European countries before the revolution

@VisualMaster
Possibly, but there's less of it.

@Stupidasole
so glad no pictures of me gurning exist
I look like I'm trying to chew my nose off
@viagrandad
innit lad

Any country

rawk out with you cawk out xD

urgently need a lamb dhansak

londonkeks will NEVER be able to buy a house

@PurpleCharger
Shinji > Asuka > Mari > shit >>>>>> Rei

what the utter FUCK is gurning

Have any of you lads ever successfully pulled off a "Netflix and Chill" sesh?

thinking about moving to a different state to begin the next chapter of my life

@kizzmybutt
I see you baby

An english rose lived quite sadly in her estate mansion in rural England
Her family lived acordingly to the victorian ideals and her upbringing was very strict
In that sense, the lonely english rose dreamed of a world of freedom and carefree that seemed so distant from her world
One day, her mother informs her that she is bound to marry sir Georges
Poor Mary spent her day weeping for Georges was a boorish brute prone to violence and domestic abuse
At night while she was sobbing in her sleep a shadow swayed in the moonlight in front of her bed
A dark handsome man in the most luxurious yet elegant clothes was staring at her with a warm passion
She felt scared but amazed at the same time, he was like a mithycal creature like the ones she read in fantastic books
"Cariño, te voy a dar el placer que Georges nunca te podera dar para que pudas vivir en paz por toda tu vida" - whispered the handsome man
Mary was mesmerized and before she noticed it the man was kissing her neck, lowering to her breasts while his hands massaged the back of her ears
It was like driving a chariot trough the clouds but at the same time it was so warm like the fields of olives
Despite being a virgin she couldn't feel any pain, just a gigantic amount of pleasure
She screamed in extasis when the orgasm filled her young body
Then everything became black
When she woke up, her mother came to pick her up for the wedding... Mary didn't knew if it was all a dream
Suddenly, while she was putting her locket around her neck a small handkerchief with foreign ornaments feel down
"May this suave and passionate handkerchief acompany troughout your life... There will always be a summer"
"Yours truly:..."
...
Fernando Martinez

@Illusionz
making reddit faces

@Illusionz
when you take a drug that causes you to grind your teeth, usually mandy or speed but acid does as well
aside from that, a competition (no drugs involved with the competition gurning though)

@Lord_Tryzalot
No been ti america but av been in some states x ahaha

Michael Fassbender for the next Bond. He was born for it.

Fuck Idris Elba. If he's going to get it, let it be through merit. Not because "it's about time we had a _____ Bond"

hurrr but Fassbender is German
If we can have a German royal family, we can have a German born Bond

redpill me on the yugoslav wars

@Crazy_Nice
had a girl agree to come over and watch xfiles but she never came

@Lord_Tryzalot
Maybe what you really need to begin the next chapter of your life is to change your 'state' of mind.

*drops mic*

Ask for half off the top
The barber blitzkreigs my hair leaving only a quarter left
mfw

@Need_TLC
Fassbender is Irish though...

Jamie Vardy: Police Investigating Threatening Messages Against Leicester City Player's Family

The investigation centres on threatening Twitter responses after Vardy's fiancée posted a photo of his 1-year-old daughter, news outlets reported. Vardy called the message "shocking and vile."

@Need_TLC
It's so fucking obvious that Elba is going to be Bond

You must be fucking stupid to think a white person will be it next

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Feminists_by_religion

pure coincidence lads

@TreeEater
Born in Heidelberg

@Crazy_Nice
She never came over or she never came, due to a lack of sexual prowess on your part?

@Methshot

Yorkshite

@Burnblaze
literally man united supporting pakis

@Crazy_Nice
I asked a girl once if she wanted to netflix and chill without knowing that it was a thing at the time, didnt even want to bang her just wanted someone to talk to during watching House MD

@Spazyfool
she never arrived

@Lunatick
serbs tried to warn us of the dangers of islam on european soil and we sided with the pakis

send messages back-and-forth with a nice girl for a few days
ask her "hey, you got a skype or facebook? Bit more convenient"
no reply since

exams next month lads and ive not started reivisng

@Gigastrength
life defeats us all

The Stoner's Cookbook
The LAD Bible
Occupy Democrats
Another Angry Voice

@TalkBomber
what exams

go on Omegle
put /brit/ in your interests

57423835
lol get fucked

@Skullbone
should have asked for number

@TalkBomber
same but I only need a 30% to pass and the first 2 years dont count towards your degree grade lol

@AwesomeTucker
I Fucking Love Science
Being Liberal

@Skullbone
Happened to me several times on tinder, no clue why

@FastChef
a-levels m8

@TalkBomber
same haha

@hairygrape
well mate you're fucked

@hairygrape
shouldn't you be in school

want a cute kpop girl to poo in my mouth

@BlogWobbles
Then find value in how long you can fight it for.

Niamh to be honest

fuck sake

How about them house prices, eh?

business plan: start screaming DEUS VULT all the time and throw rocks at things

got a maths gcse tomorrow and haven't even started revising yet

@5mileys
the bloody tories

@New_Cliche
school holidays innit

@Inmate
happens to everyone on tinder
girls are absolute runts

@Inmate
Rasheed

got my SATS on Friday and I'm bricking it

@Evilember
T H I C K

mentioned

@5mileys
B A N K E R S

The only way for this country to get back on it's feet is through war. We're overpopulated, many are poor. Housing crisis. Unemployed. A major war will not only boost the economy but it will thin the population.

@Inmate
sure sounds like something a christfaggot frogposter would do

how do you put on a condom

@Inmate
girl matches with you
send her an opener which was probably the funniest thing she's ever witnessed
she doesn't respond

gotta chip some plastic toys out of a big block of ice tomorrow morning, bricking it

got my 11+ on sunday and im bricking it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NNbeS-_EEA

very qt

@Nude_Bikergirl
which one?

@Stupidasole
make sure he's really hard first and it'll be easier

@JunkTop
going to war without a steel industry

@Skullbone
@Inmate
@Spazyfool
They're obviously cunts desu

rise up white man

@Stupidasole
I dont

@CouchChiller
NOICE
O
I
C
E

@Garbage Can Lid
She had preferred meet time as 'a few weeks' in her questions so I was playing it cool

@Stupidasole

i once saw a fucking hilarious tutorial on YT of some bloke grinning at the camera as some woman uses his cock to demonstrate condom application. wish i could find it again 2bh.

@Stupidasole
Open the wrapper, take out the condom, put the ring over the top of your bellend, pinch the tip of the condom and rolls the condom down your willy.

@CouchChiller
wewewewewewew

penis inspection day tomorrow lads im bricking it

@hairygrape
yeah (voice cracks) I did like nooooo revision.

(in background) "Timmy, don't forget the maths notes you made with your tutor"

Uhhhh, muuuuuuum.

Need to move to America

goo goo ga ga goo goo wahhhh, bricking it

saw a paki through my neighbour's window so I'm bricking it

building a wall tomorrow lads I'm bricking it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whsfHkLXQeQ

@Stupidasole
be 16 at a mate's mate house party
up in the beaches so it's pretty seedy, pretty much just teenagers getting drunk and having sex with one another
get particularly drunk
get too drunk
hook up with a girl on a bed
follow the same girl downstairs to get some privacy because people kept going into the bedroom
go to the pull chairs
shes on top of me
pull out condom
dick isn't hard
can't put it on
start blowing on it to expand it
girl see's me doing this
ew user what the fuck are you doing? sarah what the fuck let's get out of here this guy's being weird

this is not a joke.

@Stupidasole
Ask her to do it

@Flameblow
Good chin, weak jaw.
Also like 1/1000 doctors look like that

Look at those things!

@RavySnake
wrong vince soz

Why do brits pronounce some words with the british long a instead of the american short one, such as "grand" but others such as "land" or "hand" they don't?
Or are there british accents that do pronounce land and hand with a long a?

@Nojokur
fuck off

@Nojokur
fuck off

@CouchChiller
Disgustingly big. Imagine when she hits 30.....
*vomits*

@Inmate
John E. Dong, Director of Genital Corrections
seems legit

@Inmate
holy shit
why?

@Nojokur
vocaroo
no idea what you mean

@Nojokur
Who the fuck says "graand"

@DeathDog
that's an absolute joke
no one is waiting weeks to meet up with someone

We remember those who fought communism 70 years ago and we remember those who are going to fight communism 70 years from now, because we as a people are NEVER going to retreat from this eternal struggle.

@w8t4u
Imagine when she hits 30.....

No one is asking you to spend the rest of your life with her m8. There's nothing wrong with massive chebs on a girl who hasn't succumb to gravity yet.

halfway through week #2 before I get to meet my tinder date lads i'm bricking it

@iluvmen
it isn't real you muppet
it has been a joke in america since at least the 90s when I was at school

mali has spoopy af terrain

@Nojokur
ja why dus eternal anglo untsnunce sahme verds with de eternal anglo ah instead of de americano unshort unone, uch as "Großgermanisches" but others uch der "land" or "han" un dont? or are there eternal anglo accent that das untsnunce lebensraum and hand un a long ah?

I'm gonna put a condom on. Never done it before. Asked a French girl to do it and she did but I couldn't even get hard.

@happy_sad
no it doesnt

@Nojokur
it's because some southerners are faggots and add that silly long A to sound posh

baaath
iraaaq

bAth

@farquit
I don't believe you

@Skullbone
Intriguing comments

@Emberburn
m'balls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tT3cPwV4uTk

Lads
HOw do I find the tune at 0:50

@GoogleCat
hmmm why do i get the almost primal instinct to atomise those 2 boulders?

gf sent me this

i've gone and wasted my life again lads aha what am i like

only 7 weeks until this tinder bird lets me take her on a date (I'll be paying)

@RavySnake
you bricking it, lad?

british self deprecation = "I, a British male, know in my heart I am superior to my company, but must pretend not to be so as to not offend my fellows who believe in their superiority just as much as I believe in mine. To not poke fun at myself would be considered offensive to the group; it would be as if I earnestly considered myself to be of a higher social standing, and more importantly, as if I don't care how it makes the people around me feel. To not self-deprecate is an invitation for others to do so on my behalf"

- insincere deprecation

American self-deprecation = "how can a piece of shit like me have such a comfortable, superior lifestyle compared to the rest of the world when I, as an American, am no better deserving than anyone else? How do we have it so good when we act so bad?"

- sincere deprecation

We cannot abandon that fact that we are in a global struggle. The battle of the 21st century is going to be a war between nationalism and globalism. No matter who you are around the world, if you are fighting for your national identity, your enemy IS the international Jew and we cannot avoid that.

@Soft_member
@5mileys
Why? I love the UK, it's far superior to amurga and the British Empire should rule the Anglosphere ;_;

@Gigastrength
t-too shy sempai

@Techpill
Every brit I have ever talked to, I've also heard it in movies/audiobooks/etc.
How do you say "grimace (verb)" by the way? grimess or grimace?

@Bidwell
i dont have a german accent

@StonedTime
traitor

EATING A STILTON AND BROCCOLI SOUP

VERY NICE
PUNGENT

@Illusionz
what the fedora are you talking about yank

@Methshot
NEIN NEIN NIEN unt nein deutch accent

Business idea: kill all the yanks. Reclaim The Crown's rightful land

@Emberburn
differences between british and american humor/comedy

@Skullbone
broc and stil is foul mate

@Skullbone

cheese soup

@Illusionz
yanks dont believe in self-deprecation

Just woke up from a nightmare where I accidentally gave my runescape house away to someone

@Methshot
grimess or grimace?

surely these two words would be pronounces basically the same? it's just grim-ess

@Illusionz
I'll fucking fight you with cheese breath mate

@Dreamworx
the best soup

@whereismyname
*humour

@Need_TLC
this.
by default we are already the greatest country in the world

/int/thread/57385582#p57397335
Which one of you is this?

hannah

that feel when the lean hits you

@BunnyJinx
me

@DeathDog
I actually made this post last night lads (or the night before can't remember tbqh)

AMA

how long do you lads usually take to ask a girl out on tinder?

@TurtleCat
How is christianity about a hiearchy when The Lord himself said "No masters before me"

@Fried_Sushi
great work, lad

so what i gather you were trying to get across when you wrote this post was that you were fed up with thailad, and screaming as you call him out? kind of like what an action hero might do at the end of a film where he goes to the villain's lair? is that correct? really brilliant stuff.

How is christianity about a hierarchy when The Lord himself said "No masters before me"

@girlDog
Deez nuts

@Fried_Sushi
responding to a post made one hour ago
off yourself

@Evil_kitten
half a fortnight

reminder I got bernie sanders as my name on april fools day

@StonedTime
no, grimace as is grimm mace

@Evil_kitten
tfw 20 matches on Tinder
haven't spoken to a single one of them
i just use it for an ego boost
then go back to watching anime

The peasants are getting restless, Dave
Again? For fucks sake. Just chuck em the change in your pocket.
A whole 50p, Dave?
Aye. Fuck it.

@VisualMaster
stop responding to yourself

no on cares

@Stark_Naked
only 20 matches

alri elephant man

@Soft_member

on

HAHAHAHAHAHA

@girlDog
none of them have said hi to me either

F-FUCK...

@Stark_Naked
only 20

bernie isn't bernard you dopey belfast twat

Just had a wank in the condom, felt pretty good. Condom won't flush.

@Sir_Gallonhead
implying cleggo and cam were are on speaking terms

@Soft_member
no on
hmmmmmmmmmmmm

also there are other fucking aussies in /brit/ you melt

@Fuzzy_Logic

you dont pronounce grimace as 'grimm mace'

Naming my child Gideon after the man that saved my livelihood

@Sir_Gallonhead
An extra 50p is actually quite a lot desu

fucks sake wearing a watch on my left wrist feels proper weird

@Techpill
@PurpleCharger
my e button is broke

Ah, yes, let's just artificially increase the wage to £15 an hour. Inflation won't happen rendering the wage rise pointless, I promise

@PurpleCharger
also there are other fucking aussies in /brit/ you melt

no literally all me

@girlDog
oh christ you dumb prole i have a rolex

how do you make scrambled egg, always end up burning it

Really need to take a loud and hard poo, but the toilet I'm in is too close to parents and sisters rooms, fuck it

@likme
when he can't cook

I am not dating you

REFUGEES ARE

https://strawpoll.me/7286758
https://strawpoll.me/7286758
https://strawpoll.me/7286758
https://strawpoll.me/7286758

australian

@whereismyname
Steve Pacey does. It sounds weird to me, I was very confused.

A man fucked with my father tonight. I put hin in his place.

So I was in a bar. The batender was a COMPLETE asshole to my dad. Did some shit you would NEVER imagine and would NEVER hope to see on your father's face.

I FUCKED that asshole up.

Stopped the whole bar cold.

Silence throughout the place... as I TOLD HIS BITCH ASS OFF

that fucker will remember me.

Don't really see the problem here lads tb h

is it bad if you ask a girl out to drinks when you already have a gf?

There is literally only one way to make wages rise.
Reduce the population by limiting migration and bring jobs back from China and India etc

@likme
mix 3 eggs, bit of milk, bit of butter, whisk it till it's not too lumpy, dumb it in a pan (no oil) on low-medium heat, keep working it around with a spatula

@Nojokur
'ard nut

@likme

mixed eggs with water and oil and chuck it in boiling water for 6 minutes

@Stupidasole
good post

@CodeBuns
having a rolex as opposed to this

@Bidwell
should just deport the pakis and supply and demand will sort it out 2bh

ah yes, I spend over £50 on a fucking watch

@SniperWish
watch maker: what type of watch you want, senpai?
you: i dont want a watch. i just w ant the gears
watch maker: it is no rolex. a rolex is far superior then your shitty little gimmick cog contraption, prole.

@Sir_Gallonhead
why would scrambled clegg be saying that

wish I could grow a full beard

hi x

@Dreamworx
tfw full beard growth that grows so fast that i have to shave every 2 days

@Dreamworx
thats clearly a scarf you dickhead

@ZeroReborn
flushing johnnies

they float you utter twat

if you do manage to get them down they absolutely decimate the pipes

@Nojokur
unfunniest post I've ever had the displeasure of reading

@ZeroReborn
You're not suppose to flush em lad

proud of having a pRolex
doesn't have a street in Prague named after his family

@CodeBuns
not Omega

stay poor

@idontknow
i decimated ur mums pipes

you lads got your 5th of may postal vote yet?

@w8t4u
was your dad able to grow a full beard? grandfathers on both side?

how do beard genetics work

@TreeEater
ah yes a taig heur consumer

run along, prole

Regina Spektor is my guilty pleasure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pxRXP3w-sQ

@massdebater
fuck me she's beautiful looks like my old childhood bestfriend who moved to Australia ;_;

why yes m'lady, I do indeed sport a timepiece upon my wrist

@idontknow
better than having mummy find it

@CouchChiller
his family doesnt own over 20%+ of one of the stans, turkmenistan in my case

@ZeroReborn
i could probably sell my chopard and buy 2 omegas

I'm gonna chop off one of my fingers as a gimmick and become a grime mc called Stumpy

@SniperWish
fedora tier watch tbqh

taig heuer
kek

@SniperWish
absolute fedora watch

you got the time mate?
of course, let me just wait for the gears to align and get out my codebreakers book
don't worry mate

who here has a rolex?
*raises left arm which has a rolex on it*
mwa x

@Burnblaze
Bet she had a cute aussie accent m8

I wish I could talk to more oz girls :3

love everything about women, truly a joy of life. Can't beat a gorgeous brunette.

Brunette's > black hair > redheads > blonde

slegs

@Soft_member
probably not, she's no doubt lost all hope of you ever finding a gf

she'd probably be over the moon if there was even the slightest suggestion you'd had sex

absolute fedora watch

you got the time mate?
of course, let me just wait for the gears to align and get out my codebreakers book
don't worry mate

/int/thread/57425243#p57425243
/int/thread/57425243#p57425243
/int/thread/57425243#p57425243

new thread

@DeathDog
LIIIIIIINK OR POST MORE
MUH DICK

You lads do realise that digital electronics now exist and so mechanical watches are an inferior anachronism, right?

@askme
I could flog my omega for a third of its actual value and but the rolex brand IIH

@Nude_Bikergirl
mummy always hassles me about getting a gf
I do have one I just haven't told her and never will

never knew she was Russian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p62rfWxs6a8

Pleb tier
No watch

What the fuck are you doing tier
Swatch watch

Child tier
Digital watch
Fabric strap

Old man tier
Leather strap

Patrician tier
Metal sports watch

Trying too hard tier
"""Brand name""" watches

@5mileys
russian jew

soviet union had a massive brain drain

@5mileys
have you never heard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmzfaapaPMA

literally her best tune