Trump General (END OF TED EDITION)

Delegates Trump: 82 /Basketface: 17/Choker: 16/Kasich: 6/Carson: 4

UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/

RALLIES/TH
10th GOP Debate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfCMoYJ6fzc [Embed]
TH Regent Univ., VA 2/24/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBlfb1P8Gsc [Embed]
NV VICTORY SPEECH 2/23/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngk6tg8sWJw [Embed]
Rally Sparks, NV 2/23/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwcwXebvBD4 [Embed]
Rally Las Vegas, NV 2/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hbUr0Y09cw [Embed]
Trump, Jr. Speaks Elko, NV 2/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IqfRbjcpDY [Embed]

INTERVIEWS
Trump CNN Post-Debate Interview 2/25/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vn54ImUhmbE [Embed]
Trump on CNN 2/24/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZunrHFRHQ4w [Embed]
Trump on Fox 2/24/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MunxyIEMGBE [Embed]
Melania & Mika Interview 2/24/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP25F1xHrmw [Embed]
Trump on Hannity 2/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfCTYgCLAM0 [Embed]
Trump on CBS 2/21/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F1-i4jgPWw [Embed]
Trump on NBC 2/21/16
http://www.youtu.be/GmLa246KVeY [Embed]
Trump on FOX 2/21/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjtfErpIgNI [Embed]
Trump on ABC 2/21/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMyJuoqcz1o [Embed]

ENTERTAINMENT
Trump Cvcks Cruz 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVRC1BA5oBM [Embed]
Jim’s Guacocast (RIP Yeb)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2g7Os1EiyM [Embed]
Trump Cvcks Beck at NV Caucus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzOjsXPprDE [Embed]
Simpsons try to be funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CHQlZiJ8YM [Embed]
Goodbye, Guacman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hocrofLOyZo [Embed]
Winter is Trumping
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0tE6T-ecmg [Embed]
You Can't Stump the Trump Volume 17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDkxJu8WiE4 [Embed]
Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

Joe Scarborough on Twitter: "Someone should tell Rubio to stop speaking in such a high pitched excitable voice. It makes him seem even younger than he is."

/pol/thread/65363520#p65366321
implying Trump won't win New York's primary in a landslide

Anime belongs in the trash

Donald mindfucked Teddy with the "basket case" remark. He lost his shit with Wolf, too. It was fun.

Choking chickens?

Microsoft's face when Ruboto's emotion chip went haywire onstage

I'm feeling comfy lads, joining the Navy for the god emperor, enjoyed the debate
Now I sleep till super Tuesday

/pol/thread/65363520#p65366629
confirmed for not watching the thing and basing his opinion on media bulshit

He was booed by one (1) person in a crowded room.
When he told the joke about not wanting their money the entire room laughed.
He stated that Israel has done a lot for the Palestinians, much more than most give us credit for. More than most would be willing to do.
He stated that he wants to enter this as a neutral negotiator but he doesn't know if a deal can be made.
Stated Palestinian propaganda for their kids as the biggest determent for peace.

His only "anti Israel" line was that some here in Israel may not be interested in reaching a peace deal. Which is factually true, we do have our extreme right guys.

Seriously, just watch the thing before building castles on top of clouds

@Inmate
Get behind me!

@Stupidasole

along with your unborn fetus

someone said that tonight was "Trump vs the world" so that inspired me to make some shitty OC. enjoy it folks.

@happy_sad
Is PamperChu a Bernie supporter?

Can someone summarize some of the highlights from last night's debate? I skipped out since Sheeky Forums was lagging and it started 3 AM my time.

Did Trump do good?

All banter aside, anyone else worried about Trump's tax returns?

The man is a successful businessman in a cut throat industry, I'm a little bit worried that there is something damaging in there. I hope its not that he didn't donate money that was supposed to be donated. I think the most likely scenario is that he paid fuck all taxes and maybe isn't worth $10bil, but thats ok because that really isn't a huge issue, but stealing from charity would be.

/pol/thread/65363520#p65366797
I want Trump's VP to actually be someone who has the same vision for America as Trump, not some GOPe shill.

Problem is that person probably does not exist. They might exist in a few years, but not now.

https://youtu.be/NfCMoYJ6fzc?t=1666

27:45

that fucking shriek

@Inmate
No, it's just some bullshit forced drama.

@Inmate
They have nothing. The GOP couldn't find shit on Trump so they tried to manufacture a phantom scandal for the debate. They were completely aware that he's under order not to publicly release his tax returns while under audit so he can't provide evidence that no phantom scandal exists.

Best part of any debate by far.

https://youtu.be/fOqndQ_gb2E

Debate TL;DR

@askme
Donald Stump got trumped

@askme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVRC1BA5oBM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSRrtm1hz60

@Inmate
If threatening to kill innocent civilians didn't stump the Trump, I can't imagine tax returns will.

my favorite trump quote desu

@askme
It was pretty much a draw.

@BinaryMan
And again at 28:45

https://youtu.be/NfCMoYJ6fzc?t=1726

@Inmate
maybe isn't worth $10bil

taxes wouldn't prove or disprove that

@Inmate

Nobody cares. The GOP Establishment just brought Old Man Mitt out of retirement in an attempt to Stump the Trump.

The Establishment lacks so much self-awareness that they think MITT ROMNEY is a good messenger for an anti-Trump message. These people are idiots and are turning out to be incompetent even when their backs are against the wall.

Considering this, it's amazing that it had taken until 2015 for someone to destroy the GOP. These people are hopeless.

@hairygrape
VP can be from outside of politics, no?

I'm fairly certain Trump knows some like minded people?

I have no clue about this, but I think I've seen him say that Giuliani was advising him, could he be a good VP (I know nothing of his view besides broken windows)

Over 300+ retweets for one tweet about Cruz on my shit nobody account. Feels pretty good guys, have some tits.

@askme
Being as objective as possible here: Rubio got some good shots in on Trump. Cruz tried to do the same, but Trump was able to shake him off. Trump got a few shots in on Rubio at the end. If this were a boxing match, I'd say Rubio won on points, but it probably doesn't matter. Super Tuesday is four days away, everyone's mind is already pretty much made up by now.

@hairygrape
I keep saying that Jon Huntsman Jr is the best VP pick.

@CouchChiller
He said Israel would have to make concessions.
If you are actually from Israel that sentence is considered fundamentally anti-semetic as Palestine is "not a nation: and HAMAS is "a terror group">

Making concessions means giving something up. What is there to give other than settled land and seized water sources? Aside from obvious things like dropping blockades and the like. Concessions means Israel did "ttoo much" or went "too far" and he was blasted across the Kike-o-sphere for this single word.

Donald is not pro-Israel, and that's a good thing. He only supports Israel as a plausible launching pad for his hardline anti-Islamic stance. Now that multiple ISIS attacks have occurred he doesn't even mention Israel because he doesn't give a fuck about it, they can defend themselves.

He is set apart from the entire GOP for this stance, and it should even be obvious to dullards like yourself after the exchange that occurred tonight.

@SomethingNew
screenshot doesn't even have people yelling

@Spazyfool
Huh, didn't quite answer the question, but most politicians are like that. Guess I've gotten used to it.

@Spazyfool
Red hats are the answer.

@Spazyfool
The stage is a place to get people riled up, not to give low energy monologues on the nature of the American Dream.

Does anyone else hope that Sleepy nigger and Feelgoodman get positions in the white house?

Loyalty must be rewarded.

@Inmate
I hope its not that he didn't donate money that was supposed to be donated.

No way, he is audited regularly, that's probably criminal.
On top of that, he must have expected that this might come up. There is no way he would have ran if there was something seriously wrong there.

@hairygrape
yfw Trump clones himself for a Trump/Trump 2016 ticket

CNN shilling hard for a guy who isn't going to win a single state.

@Inmate
Concerning his worth, a tax return would do nothing to clear up that issue. Statements concerning his wealth will depend on estimates of the value of his properties (among other things). That is information that won't be in the return.

As to anything else: there is zero reason to believe any charge levied at Trump in regards to this issue is true. Zero.

@hairygrape

He might talk up Kasich as a VP choice. That'd provide him an ally at the next debate.

@SniperWish
inherits $200 million
when he's already worth billions
literally pocket change

@SniperWish
You have to maintain a ratings-inducing level of drama. It's the main flaw in the system that Don exploits.

@SniperWish
guess that makes him a flamer huh

Did Trump just name the jew?
https://youtu.be/Vn54ImUhmbE?t=5m9s

@Inmate
It's fucking nothing. How the hell would Mitt Romney of all people be in a position to know a damn thing about Trump's taxes? The Mormon Space Jesus told him? The GOP is desperate as fuck to stump Trump, so they sent out their most recent loser to grasp at straws and manufacture a scandal out of thin air, and I'm mad as fuck about it.

FUCK Mitt Romney. That guy was never anything more than a piece of shit who couldn't win an election against a president whose popularity was waning. He had Obama on the ropes after the first debate and couldn't carry that momentum, and as a result we got 4 more years of bullshit.

@hairygrape
I'd like to see a Trump/Perot ticket but Perot is too old now

@SniperWish
If he hadn't sucked all the right cocks, Rubio would still be selling his ass.

@takes2long

They can technically pick anyone, but even those outside politics aren't completely aligned with Trump's vision.

Someone like Kasich or Sandoval from Nevada (idk much about him, though) would probably be ideal. I honestly think Rand would be his best bet in terms of both giving him credibility with "muh true conservatives" and picking someone who can BTFO of Hillary's VP in the Vice-Presidential debate.

And to the Alex Jones people, it would also give Trump some insurance in case the Establishment try to do what they did to Reagan since he would be replaced by Ron Paul's son.

@Evil_kitten
Also, Trump's father was worth 300 million according to the highest possible.

How did Trump inherit 200 million in 1999 when he still had three living siblings, and was already a billionaire in the fucking 80s?

@Inmate
He'release his taxes when the IRS is done sifting through them. It may take a while. Hopefully he drops them on Romney's head.

@w8t4u
when's the new video coming out?

@JunkTop
@MPmaster
@Stupidasole
@happy_sad
@Raving_Cute
@JunkTop
@haveahappyday
Ok sweet. Not gonna lie, I was pretty fucking worried because Romney seems to be acting real confident for some reason.

Just arrived in Ft. Worth after a long drive.

Anyone else attending the rally here tomorrow? It's going to be yuge.

What will happen to Cruz's political career if Trump defeats him in his home state?

@Booteefool
Stop this meme, they disagree on practically everything

@Flameblow

Anyone have the one with Anderson Cooper from like 20 minutes later?

@BlogWobbles
Romney is a soap-opera tier President.
Same facial expressions, hair and everything.

@Sir_Gallonhead
he got the money when his father died. I'm going to assume the other 100 mill went to the death tax and the remainder was divided up by his other siblings. I don't know the whole story, however. I'd look, but it's late here in burgerstan and I'm pretty tired.

@TalkBomber
He said Israel would have to make concessions.
If you are actually from Israel that sentence is considered fundamentally anti-semetic as Palestine is "not a nation: and HAMAS is "a terror group"

lol what? Our own politicians say that we would have to make concessions. How on earth do you think a peace deal can be made otherwise?

At one point during his previous term, Israel's Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu offered the Palestinians a package of concessions on a number of core issues, including territorial trade-offs involving East Jerusalem and West Bank lands, the Israeli daily Yedioth Ahronoth reported Friday.

http://www.i24news.tv/en/news/israel/diplomacy-defense/63349-150306-obama-wants-to-reignite-israeli-palestinian-peace-negotiations

Making concessions means giving something up. What is there to give other than settled land and seized water sources? Aside from obvious things like dropping blockades and the like.

Look, you obviously know nothing about Israel and the peace process. We have offered many concessions many a times.
That's what happens in a negotiation, both sides make concessions. If only one side makes concessions then it's not a negotiation, it's forcing something down your throat.

Concessions means Israel did "ttoo much" or went "too far" and he was blasted across the Kike-o-sphere for this single word.

It literally doesn't. consult your dictionary.

Now that multiple ISIS attacks have occurred he doesn't even mention Israel because he doesn't give a fuck about it, they can defend themselves.

That's because Trump is rational. You're too used to fucked up in the head US Republicans mumbling Israel with every second word to appease the evangelicals or god knows why.

Why the fuck would a rational man constantly talk about Israel while the US has so many other problems of their own. In a natural state we would be mentioned as much as Japan, Australia and UK or something.

Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows EXACTLY what he's doing

@BlogWobbles
He's always like that. He's a smarmy cunt.

Late night anime lewdness for my fellow Trumpsters

@Evil_kitten
Why did he get two thirds of the inheritance?

He had three living siblings in 1999.

@whereismyname
Hasn't stopped people from becoming VP before. If they disagreed on everything, he's be a democrat anyway.

@BlogWobbles

He's a guy who believes a guy named Joseph Smith uncovered gold plates from God buried by Israelites in upstate New York.

You're surprised he is confident about information that is wrong?

@whereismyname
Kasich's a moron, anyways. "We'll take the lowest bidders to provide healthcare and we'll reward them for having healthy patients!" Yeah, what do you think would happen there? You'd have budget healthcare providers not treating patients to cut costs and claiming that everyone is healthy even when they're not to get their government bonuses at the end of the year.

@Stupidasole
Paid your TV license yet cuck?

@Nude_Bikergirl
Where are their hats, son?

@Playboyize
we're on to your tricks, Goldman

@TalkBomber
He is set apart from the entire GOP for this stance

Of course he is set apart. That's why I respect him. He is a common sense conservative, and it makes no sense to constantly talk about Israel as if we're Omaha beach in WW2 in the middle of DDay, the way other republican make it seem.

@eGremlin
No idea. Maybe that's just what his dad wanted. Was his to decide who received it.

@askme
ignore the shills
it was a hit on trump which he deflected easily!!

@Playboyize
What's the Israeli opinion on Trump? I see a lot of support for him from Jews on Social media quite often

@Nojokur
Ivanka likes your videos, BTW. Here she is playing Centipede in an arcade.

@Fuzzy_Logic

He'll probably stay in the Senate, which is fine considering that he's a decent Senator on most things. He's useful as a Senator, but as President? Not so much

That beaner moderator was thinking about this the whole time....

@whereismyname
keked

@Spamalot
You can see Marco get startled by the screams. Obvious donor shill, and he's annoyed that she gave it away by being melodramatic.

@eGremlin
Probably his ability to invest and his connections overseas. He would be able to grow the estate by many times and thus expand the wealth of the entire family.

In retrospect, maybe jeb would've been a good president.

@Inmate
its just desperate smear from increasing nervous men

@hairygrape
He should just name Don Jr. has his VP

Or Ivanka

@VisualMaster
@VisualMaster
MEME
A
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I
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@Firespawn
It's weird, Huntsman has been on the front lines of all the trade deals that Trump criticizes. Huntsman said some nice things about Trump on Axelrod's podcast, basically conceding that the US should be more aggressive. Trump was at that No Labels event and signed their pledge.

Huntsman is not sufficiently ideologically aligned with Trump run with him as VP. He would fit a lot better as Secretary of State. That's where his talents are best suited, anyway. If I had to place a bet, it would be Huntsman for SecState.

It's gonna be hilarious to watch you fuckers cry like babies on Super Tuesday when Trump gets BTFO

He got absolutely stumped in the debate, and even if you don't believe that, it's what the sheeple are hearing in the media

Trump is done.

@Nude_Bikergirl
hello jeb

@VisualMaster
using the trackball properly

Holy shit, it's not staged

@BlogWobbles
Romney is smug because he got called out for paying something like 15% tax rate. He thinks that's what cost him the election and since he's rich all rich people must be paying the same tax rate as him. Trump is likely paying below his marginal rate, because he has really smart lawyers, but probably not in the teens, because his personal holdings aren't in stocks.

@Playboyize
it's what the sheeple are hearing in the media
Except for literally every media columnist desperately trying to ignore the fact that he made Cruz and Rubio look like infants?

IT'S A MOVEMENT

@kizzmybutt
Honestly, his stance on Isreal is the correct one, in my opinion. He should only offer to attempt to moderate a deal between the relevant parties. There is nothing else to say about it.

@Sir_Gallonhead
His son is old enough.And Ivanka just barely.

@Playboyize
(You)

@Emberburn
Anyone who grew up in NYC knows how to play that game. She's probably pretty good.

t. Jew Yorker

@VisualMaster
Ivanka playing Centipede

WEW
E
W

@Playboyize
Who are you trying to convince? Us or yourself?

@Sir_Gallonhead

Donald Jr. probably has the best potential to follow in his father's footsteps. He has the look and can talk.

Ivanka is TOO well-spoken for politics, though. A lot of Donald's appeal comes from the fact that his rallies are essentially him having a conversation and shooting the shit with the audience for an hour. I have a hard time seeing Ivanka doing that.

@Ignoramus
Nice. Love your vids, btw.

@Firespawn
Most Israelis support the Republican nominee.
I estimate that he's the most liked Republican of those in the running.
But I have no survey to back it up, just my personal circles of friends and family, but that may be influenced by that I speak favorably of him.

Many here don't care/know enough who's the Republican nominee and would support whomever that is.

We do have the anti Trump media here as well, but most read through their bullshit, we're used to it.

@happy_sad
Where are the ABDL for Trump?

How did trump do during the debate?

@VisualMaster

Holy fucking shit.

@Playboyize

Oh look, it's this shit again.

When Trump takes every state on Tuesday, what will you be saying next?

It's gonna be hilarious to watch you fuckers cry like babies on March 5 when Trump gets BTFO

trump wins all states

It's gonna be hilarious to watch you fuckers cry like babies on March 6 when Trump gets BTFO

trump wins

It's gonna be hilarious to watch you fuckers cry like babies on March 8 when Trump gets BTFO

trump wins and now the primary is essentially decided

It's gonna be hilarious to watch you fuckers cry like babies in November when Trump gets BTFO

trump wins general election, becomes president

It's gonna be hilarious to watch you fuckers cry like babies in 2020 when Trump gets BTFO

trump gets re-elected

@takes2long
Really? I've never heard about Centipede being an NYC thing.

@VisualMaster
Great photo

Praise KEK

@askme
Utterly stumped

Watch his numbers plummet

@Playboyize
INCREASINGLY

@DeathDog
Unrelated but why Eric look and sound so awkward all the time
He does a weird arm position while standing and sounds autistic tbqh

@VisualMaster
This picture is 69 weeks old.

@idontknow

CENTIPEDE

wub wub

@Nojokur
What did they do to Reagan? Pardon me asking.

get ready for GOP to go all out.

this is the best they can do.

Really dissapointed, i think a bunch of /pol/acks could do a better job.

@DeathDog
eric looks like a mexican

@idontknow
It's like it was made to be a title card.

@girlDog
We have a lot of arcades, that's why.

Missed the debate, I've read nothing, came straight here.

Is it over? Was Trump able to hold on?

@TurtleCat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8MO7fkZc5o

WHEN?

@Emberfire
H.W. Bush tried to whack him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6CNRlQG0mg

@askme
he won, as usual

but the media is saying otherwise, as usual

@Harmless_Venom
Yes. He got hit HARD, but in the end, he looked like the most mature person on the stage, as Cruz and Rubio basically threw themselves at him.

what

@Playboyize
NERVOUS
PEDOKOALABEAR

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/02/republican-debate-february-2016-219807

Is it accurate?

@Emberfire

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attempted_assassination_of_Ronald_Reagan

An assassination attempt was made on Ronald Reagan just three months into his term. The conspiracy is that H.W. Bush, former head of the CIA, tried to have him killed in order to become President. Keep in mind that Reagan defeated Bush in the GOP primaries in 1980.

Some then say that after he pulled through, he was spooked enough that he moderated his positions afterwards and played ball.

That's just the Alex Jones angle of it, though.

nice bread fagets

So why are you voting for Trump again? The guy acts like a spoiled 5 year old.

@Emberburn
Since Trump announced his campaign, a lot of women can only get off by watching Trump's speeches while their husband/bull fucks them.

@w8t4u
Ted Cruz looks so fucking WEIRD tbqh senpai
it's like you can see the cuck in his eyes

a whole general forgets they are reddit tier

le maga

@Skullbone
UNDERATED POST WEW LAD

@takes2long
f-off pedo, isn't there some little baby somewhere questioning its gender and requires your assistance?

@likme
Oh yeah? Well Bernie panders to 5 year olds

@Emberburn
Only The Don could be THIS alpha

@Booteefool
there's an obvious pro-rubio slant to it. half the article was probably prepared before the debate started.

@w8t4u
Wow, the Republican Party is truly the party of stupid. So glad I'm a Democrat and a strong Hillary supporter.

@Evil_kitten

DUDE FREE SHIT LMAO

Why does Donald get so worked up about that fucking gnat Rubio during the debate?

The guy isn't going to win a single fucking state.

Anybody else voting for Hillary if Roboto somehow miraculously gets the nomination?

@Fuzzy_Logic
Couldn't agree more m8. Hillary can win this thing with her eyes closed!

@VisualMaster
N I M B L E N A V I G A T O R

@Gigastrength
Fuck no. I'd take nearly anyone over her.

@Inmate
Trump has been wanting to hit Rubio for a while and Rubio finally attacked. That's my take at least.

meme magic will destroy Texas if they turn against the Emperor

Why doesn't Trump answer how Mexico will pay for the wall during debates? It's written on his website, can't he summarize that on stage?

@Evil_kitten
I love how Sam is just a perpetual shit disturber and is basically a living troll.

Crazy fuck.

@Gigastrength

would either go gary johnson or just not vote

@Inmate
He didn't. If anything he just found him as annoying as any of us would find a 9-year-old that keeps asking the same question. On the other hand, he couldn't just not answer him.

Who /lube for Rube/ here?

@Gigastrength
No. If Trump doesn't get the nomination, I just won't vote. A lot of people probably feel the same way, so Republicans are either going to need to get used to the idea of Trump being their nominee or get used to the idea of Hillary Clinton being their president.

@Inmate

Because when you hit Trump, you get hit back.

Trump repeats the answer to one question four times. Rubio repeats the same answer when asked four different questions.

@Firespawn
You know this board has forced tripcodes, right?

@New_Cliche
@farquit
The GOP deserves to have their worst nightmare come true if they somehow manage to fuck Trump out of the nomination.

@likme
link it

@Fuzzy_Logic

lol m8

@happy_sad
@askme
Thanks guys learnt something.
This is my biggest nightmare.
I had a dream where I went to the US and stayed guarding outside of his rallies and hotels day in day out for months (I have some solid CT training from my not so long past military days).

Was the spookiest dream I managed to remember in my adult life.

What's Trump's policy on space exploration?

@CouchChiller
You shouldn't have told him. It would have been funnier to watch him keep talking to himself.

http://www.newsday.com/long-island/politics/newsday-news-12-poll-donald-trump-hillary-clinton-lead-on-li-1.11510770

New York will go red this general election

@GoogleCat
Hillary's not the GOP's worst nightmare, she's America's.

@Gigastrength

Not for Hillary, but I would vote for Bernie over Rubio just to spite the GOP.

At least I'd get DUDE FREE SHIT out of it.

@BinaryMan
More like the world's. Look how well she's managed the middle east as just secretary of state.

@BinaryMan
She's the President we deserve in all honesty. Trump however is the President that we need.

@DeathDog
Reddit. You have to go back

Anime makes you mentally ill

@Sharpcharm
He says we have to deal with our problems at home first before doing more space shit

/pol/thread/65363520#p65364717

He's hiding something fairly important. Best case scenario is that he pays very little in taxes, or shelters money overseas, he could weather that. Worse would be financial weakness or impropriety, donations to causes considered liberal-leaning, lack of charity donations. Based on Trump's evasive reaction, this won't be a point of attack that goes away, Dem nominee will continue to run with it.

@w8t4u
@hairygrape
@happy_sad
@Nojokur
I fapped to your videos yesterday Stumpanon
I came to the thought of making Britain great again like Trump's doing for the US
not even joking

@idontknow
Add that to your videos senpai.

@Spazyfool

keep the dream alive

@GoogleCat
I agree. Brb watching a marathon of us-made Teen Moms

Trump needs to mention Carson in everyone one of his answers next debate

@Illusionz
He said he's being audited. What's suspicious about that?

@GoogleCat

choke on my fuck, nigger ^_^

Poor Carson, they completed ignored him the entire debate and he brought it up twice. Hell even Trump brought it up the one time.

@Illusionz
I dunno, I think it's more likely there's nothing wrong at all.

Trump is just baiting the media again.

@Spazyfool
Too bad you don't have any guns to do anything about it. Your country is fucked, user. Sorry

Maybe if you gather enough butter knives you'll assemble a worthy force to take it back.

@Spazyfool

If worst comes to worst, we'll just annex you guys.

Then we can discuss the Scottish Question.

Watched the debate last night and amount of shilling for Rubio was really disgusting some chick acted like she had an orgasm everytime he spoke, wtf? This is really dishonest and SAD

why don't they ever let carson talk?

The FUCK is wrong with Democrats.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qs1i1YDNSxc

Our favorite Jap has a new video

@Stupidasole

DROPPED

@Illusionz

Harry Reid says that Romney didn't even release his taxes - he just handed out a summary

And Trump pointed out Romney didn't even release his until late September

@RavySnake

I brought this up before the South Carolina debate. I essentially proposed that Trump would conclude his statement by merely saying "Ben Carson" and Carson would subsequently do the same by saying "Donald Trump."

The end game would be to cuck the debate.

@Illusionz
I thought billionaires are audited regularly?

@Sir_Gallonhead
At least he was self-deprecating and a good sport about it.

@TreeEater
I believe

@lostmypassword
We don't need guns m8 we have a political system that is at least vaguely functional

@Methshot
What about Scotland? We're not going independent, end of story. Fucking nationalist cunts

@RavySnake
fake attacks on carson to give him more air time
cucks the cubans

@happy_sad
Bernie wins, we revolt when the economy collapses, we win.
Trump wins, we win.

We have a 2/3 chance of making America great again.

@SniperGod
Everything.

I just watched the part of the debate about the insurance, and what the fuck was Donald even doing?

Rubio was fucking playing him like a puppet.

Is there a link for the debate up yet?

@girlDog
How goes the next video?

@SniperGod
Are you tell us that if you had a girlfriend that wanted you to roleplay during sex as the God Emperor, you wouldn't?

@TalkBomber
Pretty shitty quality, but here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2HwO5qXoso

@New_Cliche
I wouldn't do him justice, though. I'd totally wear my MAGA hat, though.

@Lunatick
Because the less said about his plans, the less rivals have to work with as far as dismantling them are concerned.

@SniperGod
Honestly, doing a Bernie Sanders impression during sex sounds really fucking fun.

"We need ta redistribute my cum owl ova dose tits!"

@Flameblow
Donald is in favour of socialised healthcare as any sensible person will be, but he can't admit it until he's got the Republic nomination locked in and needs to woo democrats

@Snarelure
kek

@PurpleCharger

Tfw she did a presentation on Trump and had pic-related as a slide.
I commented on the video with a time-stamp of pic-related.
Her response "You found yourself!"
Mfw she might have mentioned my videos in her presentation but I don't speak Japanese.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joLsmyyOkaY

39:56 mark

@likme

I was mainly referring to the nationalist elements within Scotland. If an annexation happened, something would have to be done about the SNP cucks.

@Snarelure
OY VEY, IT'S SO ROOMY, I COULD LOSE A MAIL SERVER IN HERE!

@likme
Keep telling yourself that cuck. Wait 10 or 20 years when you're outnumbered by mudslimes and Sharia law gets in place.

We don't need guns... you've already lost

@Dreamworx
Uh, no wasn't he just going to have competition drive the prices down?

@Boy_vs_Girl
Well I can understand that

@Booteefool
Might not actually be all that bad. It just tastes yeasty as fuck so with cheese it would probably be pretty good.
Also the whole world is left of america pretty much but america is a pretty unique country so that makes sense. Don't listen to shit posters, they have no context.

@askme
Oh, man, I'd ship you guys so hard.

@cum2soon
Someone please do a Trump shop of this.

@Flameblow
@Dreamworx
ask Trump same question over and over
Trump keeps answering the same thing over and over
"See, he repeats himself all the time too lmao!"

Why the fuck did Trump fall for it.

@Dreamworx
Back to your cuck shed shill.

@askme

She will be Trumps Ambassador to Japan

@TalkBomber
Yes, but he doesn't want to leave people dying in the streets. So not FREE MEDICINE FOR YOUR PAIN KILLER ADDICTION, but FREE.. DON'T DIE...

@TalkBomber
He wants a single payer. Monopsony and multiple competing firms makes for maximum competition.

What are the odds that Trump can beat Hillary or Bernie??

I really don't want Bernie or Hillary to win

@askme
She wants you. Convince her to move to America.

@w8t4u
How did the debate go?
How did the Emperor come out of it?
Who won the debate?

Please fill me in.

@Boy_vs_Girl
He really didn't. He let Rubio make himself look like an idiot. It's called giving your opponent enough rope to hang themselves.

@askme
mfw Sheeky Forums has memed so hard that Japanese qt's now teach Donald J Trump memetics

Those are some pretty dank memes though, where'd they come from?

@Methshot
You do realise the UK has successfully overthrown its government before, right?

Anyway if things get bad enough the army will side with the people.

How many bongs until morning joe?

@Illusionz

Vitun huoranpentu ylilautakin on täynnä "EBIN TEHKÄÄ JOKU TÄSTÄ EBIN MUOKKAUS :DDD". Tee itse saatanan kersa tapa ittes homo

cut welfare programs and raise taxes on the rich.
funnel all that money into paying off the national debt.
I think this would be the smart thing to do

@eGremlin
All the polls say Trump won.

He was taking alot of punches early on, though came out on top at the end, and he got 10 minutes of air time right after as well.

@Dreamworx
Hyvä Suomi

@RumChicken
We won't know for sure until after the primaries. Right now Trump is losing most polls against them, but he was also losing against most republicans at first until he stumped them.

@5mileys
Right, yeah. That's so common sense, why didn't we do that in the first place- oh wait, I answered my own question.

@Fuzzy_Logic
an hour and twenty minutes

@Fuzzy_Logic
Oi it's about 19 and bong til

@Dreamworx
En osaa.

@VisualMaster
is that white haired guy gay or something ? He looks like a total faggot

@BinaryMan
Also the whole world is left of america pretty much

Not really. Western Europe, maybe, but Russia and some Eastern European nations like Poland and Romania are most likely to the right of us.

And of course, all of Asia and the Middle East would make us look like Sweden.

@Playboyize
Except hes winning every poll, except texas, which hes tied in...

@likme
sauce

@RumChicken
It's too early to say. Anyone who says that they can accurately poll or predict the results of a general election this far out is full of shit.

@likme
We don't need guns m8 we have a political system that is at least vaguely functional
Did you manage to type that with a straight face?

@LuckyDusty

It took him 48 hours to start claiming that. Prior to today he'd discussed the returns issue in interviews, he tweeted at Romney about it, and never even brought up the word audit in any of those cases. This is clearly a stance he and his people came up with today. If there legitimately are audits, that's likely a happy accident more than anything else,as he could certainly still release them if he really wanted to, which he does not. But it would give him a not totally unbelievable excuse that "my lawyers have advised me it would be imprudent to release these while in the midst of an active dispute with the IRS, boy the fucking IRS we hate them don't we folks..."

Its all a bit flimsy and it looks evasive. Its one of the only things so far Trump has been hit on where he sounded like a typical politician in his defense. And it came from fucking Mittens. FUCK OFF BACK TO YOUR PERSONAL MORMON PLANET MITTENS

He plans to secure the nomination without releasing them, which he can. Holding off through the entire general election would be tougher to excuse- unless Hillary is equally unwilling to make her finances transparent, which in her case is not impossible.

@eGremlin
Rubio was actually strong, getting some serious banter on Trump with little room for Trump to respond. Trump started weak in the first hour and regained his energy in the second hour. Cruz/Rubio tag-teamed Trump and Trump eventually stumps them both at once and dominates while Cruz lies and Rubio heckles while bullshitting.

Carson felt left out and the other guy was pretty solid.

@hairygrape

Jeff Sessions

@SomethingNew

The audits- if they're real- are no problem. But thats not the reason he isn't releasing returns.

@Ignoramus
That one university with a 100% accuracy rating said Bernie Sanders is the next POTUS.

@Burnblaze
No, he's just really old and yeah, a little erudite. Kinda Leave It To Beaver-ish

http://morningconsult.com/2016/02/ted-cruz-support-drops-amid-character-attacks/

God Emperor Trump 42%
Marco Ruboto 19%
Rato Cruz 14%
Sleepy Black Man 9%
litterly who 5%

@5mileys
I think he wants a safety net of sorts so that nobody dies due to not being able to afford healthcare.

It'll probably be means tested and only available if you don't have private insurance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=941JGCzyDvs

@SniperWish
sleep tight

@DeathDog

Her ex tried that. I was lurking on cripple-chan and someone had watched some of her old videos. Essentially, her ex-boyfriend was white and they had plans to move to America (idk why he was in Japan, but anyway). Apparently, her father red-pilled her and convinced her to stay in Japan, so she broke it off.

But then again, the same cripple-chan user also found out that her ex is now a Bernie Person, so perhaps her father told her not to abandon Glorious Nippon for a cuck.

@SomethingNew
Not rushing you or anything but how long till next volume?

I am a conservative who wants to tax the poor and give tax cuts to the wealthy.
All the money that is taken from the poor should go to corporate welfare.

@BinaryMan
He said against Bernie and Hillary, you dummy.

@Boy_vs_Girl

He doesn't really prep for debates. Its a shame, he's doing very well but by far his most challenging opponent has been himself. His 'official' policies are as detailed as anyone else's, but there is no reason why at this point in the process, he shouldn't just be able to rattle off a 3 or 4 sentence summary of all the major policies on his website.

@VisualMaster

No idea. I have class in a few hours (and I'm working on something right now for class in between shit-posts). However, I get off at noon (about seven hours from now), so I'll have the rest of the day after that.

@Garbage Can Lid
Is there any way to confirm if he's actually under auditing?

So this is pretty much a lock right? Trump is gonna win Texas and then BTFO Hillary.

President Trump is actually going to happen.

@askme
Gudgud, SNP need to be purged

@Methshot
@whereismyname
We're perfectly capable of getting a third party into government once the main two are completely bankrupt, and furthermore it will be a total landslide when it happens

@kizzmybutt
WOW

@Flameblow
Underrated

Any video highlights from the debate?

@TalkBomber
Until or unless there's chaos in the streets, I'm gonna trust you guys can weather whatever happens.

Sorry if this question comes up a lot but since I'm not big on American media, is there any official or at least reliable side that offers the debates as video/audio download?

I know I can download the YouTube file but those tend to be oversized.

@haveahappyday

After Trump's comments about Caroline Kennedy, I don't see this happening.

@Gigastrength

http://www.cnn.com/2016/02/25/politics/republican-debate-highlights/index.html

@w8t4u
Why do Ted and Rubio talk about the spirit of Reagan?
If anything Reagan was more Liberal and while they were busy in their diapers Trump was already in the public eye.

@Flameblow
SENATOR RUBIO PLEASE

PLEASE SENATOR RUBIO

PLEASE

PLEASE

SENATOR

it's almost as if it's against the rules to deny Trump the opportunity to respond by talking over him

@LuckyDusty
YouTube file but those tend to be oversized.
Just download it at 144p if you are not interested in quality.

@Carnalpleasure

I don't know, but you can bet that a hundred journalists are currently trying to see if they can,

@Methshot
Looking forward to it, m8. Still gonna miss guac man tho.

@Snarelure
And let me be poifectly cleere: da currupt erectile stimulation system is ruining dis country. It is completely unfair that only tha top one-tenth of one percent of my penis can be inserted anally. Unda my new system, all of my penis could be inserted in any hole i want

I agree with Senator Sanders, but might I also add that I haven't gotten laid in 30 years. In a Clinton economy, the government would buy my husband's love. Viagra would be covered under Obamacare.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfHAiIq-Yeo

http://theconservativetreehouse.com/2016/02/26/post-debate-analysis-part-i-the-lion-speech/

http://theconservativetreehouse.com/2016/02/26/post-debate-analysis-part-ii-a-message-from-the-vulgarian-alliance-coldanger/

@Carnalpleasure
Yeah, I guess I'll find a compromise in there somewhere. But the answer to my question is no?

@Garbage Can Lid
It took him 48 hours to start claiming that
Of course - he waits until the debate so he can tell the GOPe in person, instead of giving them 47 hours to alter their attacks and come up with additional ones.

@SomethingNew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-2uSG1xUEg

You could use this for the Super Tuesday video. If he sweeps the 11 states.

@Gigastrength
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpjCFVNuoPs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVRC1BA5oBM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGJeeakTryU

Rubio doesn't know anything about Libya or the free market does he?

@Spazyfool
Thanks.

Trump absolutely did not win tonight’s debate. No specificity! Dodged tough questions! Bad!

@Bidwell
none that I know of
I just tried to download a 2 hour debate.
It's around 200mb

@Dreamworx
Rubio doesn't know anything
FIFY

@BinaryMan
tfw not as right as america
I WANT OUT

@DeathDog

This has been on my radar for a while. You're right: Super Tuesday will be the perfect time to use this.

@Evilember
He dodged a mindblowingly intense hail of tough questions for over two hours, that sounds like a win to me

@Evilember
He didn't have to win, just stick it out and stay where he is. He already has momentum and the two cubans made fools of themselves without his help.

@CodeBuns
Marco Ruboto 19%
Rato Cruz 14%
Even combined they can't do shit to him

@TechHater
Cruz is so fucking ruffled, complete meltdown.

"H-Hey let me answer, Wolf I have to answer! Excuse me!?"

Hope he really sweeps all states on tuesday

tfw cant sleep because Trump mightve got stumped in the debate

@TalkBomber
@CodeBuns

Keep telling yourself that. You are unarmed and the government doesn't give a damn about your own people. You'll get outbred and you won't even be able to fight against it politicially. Keep lying to yourself but it's only getting worse.
Unarmed faggots attempting to sound tough, but you're all damn pussies who will watch their countries burn.

NEW THREAD

/pol/thread/65370159#p65370159
/pol/thread/65370159#p65370159
/pol/thread/65370159#p65370159

@Firespawn
this

trump won by not committing any serious errors

he defended himself well against an establishment onslaught

this was their hail mary for rubio

but rubio came off as a child and the cruz ship sank weeks ago

@MPmaster
Ann supports Sanders over Hilary
everyone quiet
in the Bill Maher show of all places

Wow, what

@Nude_Bikergirl
Muh dick
/d/ is a gift from the gods

Man, Trump really got blown out by ruboto huh

@Nojokur
This. Carson is losing for a reason. in school they didn't hold pep rallies to tell you about the new bell schedule? They hyped you up for not being in class and looking up teenage cheerleader skirts