LOL brits
LOL brits
https://twitter.com/streetvoiceuk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vu0vqOva5vM
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0phGKiR3AuA
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NyVmfgoA9p
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8PeDsO0vGo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1gl46hh3sQ
http://brickingitforcanada.com/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dk6wr7cKAjY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8GvLKTsTuI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xan2xU-ZFic
https://twitter.com/streetvoiceuk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckMvj1piK58&hl=en-GB&gl=GB
https://www.google.com/search?q=donk&safe=off&espv=2&biw=1600&bih=799&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjCj7zSwqjLAhVG5yYKHeCuDN8QsAQIGw
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mephedrone
https://smashinggenderchange.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/img_7153-e1420575064821.jpg
Isn't that the Swedish guy that got beaten to death by a refugee he took into his house?
Huh...I wonder what his deal was/is. Did he take in some strapping young migrant lad, expecting to try to culturally enrich him, and got culturally enriched himself?
requesting nuke strike on my position
@likme
@takes2long
We have to find this madman.
He can't keep getting away with this.
Hang on
died two days before getting go-ahead
So, they looked at the corpse, and said: "Yeah, we can give this dude the surgery"?
@Supergrass
Why is he not being taken away in the fucking looney wagon? Is it not progressive?
God I am so ashamed of my country sometimes
@PurpleCharger
it's nice to see someone reading past things and asking real questions, god speed user
@PurpleCharger
i think they meant 2 days before they put the icing on the fruitcake.
BEADY
@PurpleCharger
bureaucracy probably
they were in the middle of getting the paperwork through
@Flameblow
@Crazy_Nice
@Lunatick
@BinaryMan
@Inmate
@takes2long
@MPmaster
@BinaryMan
@Methnerd
@SomethingNew
@cum2soon
Flawless
@CouchChiller
Fuck off you ugly britfag, pic is literally how half your population look.
It's a little late to grow a pair NOW, Sweden. Back to your cuckshed.
David Tennant seems to have developed a pretty severe drug problem.
@takes2long
What a great idea.
get all the traps and trannies
go to border
bring all the media
have the brightly and scantily clad faggots welcome the rapeugees
watch as the slimes go crazy
It will be so glorious when the Queen finally dies <3
Oh fucking Jesus, he actually IS British?
I'm sorry. I thought he was that Swedish wanker. Where the hell does one LIVE in the UK and not get beaten to shit for dressing and acting like this? I can't think of anywhere in Wales or Scotland, or the North of England.
Is this the pansy South?
@Snarelure
get all the traps and trannies
good luck. most of us arent nearly as retarded or sjw as the tumblrinas you read about all day in your circlejerk. They are an extremely small vocal minority.
Most of us are well aware of mudslimes and rapefugees and scared as fuck of them. Go on /lgbt/ and see for yourself.
@Methshot
She's at least 50% German you moron. READ HISTORY. It will help even in day-to-day transaction with non autists
@Spamalot
fuck that. i cant stand even being close to mudslimes, makes me feel nauseous and disgusted just seeing the goatfucking roaches
@Emberburn
Yeah like wtf? Most shitholes in the U.K (which are almost everywhere) would at least never tolerate this prancing lala homo child
@takes2long
muh rage against the machine
There is no way this fag doesn't realize he would be the first to die. This pic literally screams "I'm only here to fuck with the status quo"...fucking can't ppl like this.
The ultimate long game troll would be for a /pol/tard to befriend him and convince him to volunteer in a migrant camp.
@Emberburn
@Emberburn
A bunch of his pics he says are in manchester but i think he's visiting. The only place i could think of for his kind is definitely brighton.
Manchester
Yeah, he better just be visiting. One wrong turn and he'd be taking his tiny bollocks home in a bag.
I guess Brighton is the ONLY place he could reside, and be open about his faggotry, really.
dat little boy's face
You know he is going to steal that camera
@Firespawn
I'm from Bradford, and I don't think that's right.
"Gair-ridge"? Never heard anyone say it like that.
@Evil_kitten
Never heard anyone say it like that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vu0vqOva5vM
@CodeBuns
Ah, you mean like how we say it like "GAR-ridge"
that's how you fucking say it, you leaf. fucking cheeky cunt
@TreeEater
100% white. lets throw down, mate. I'll proper end you once av ad this pie ah swear down
@takes2long
@likme
Oh... he is English... I see it now... I always thought he was from somewhere else.
Oh.
Oh.
...
Why are liberals so naive and soft? I think we've been living for too long in a decadent bubble. No one is sticking up for national pride or principle because we have no need to. Yet.
@CouchChiller
Don't look at his Twitter. It'll make you want to stick a fork down your bellend and twist it.
@TreeEater
your defense minister
80% white
You're not doing any better than us colonial subject
@iluvmen
Tourists are valuable source of income. What else can one do on the loo? It's a hard life.
OH FUCK.
NOT ONLY THE SAME COUNTY.
BUT THE SAME TOWN.
I know where this is. And he has tweeted about the town, too.
This is surreal
What the fuck is happening
Oh my God!
@Methshot
@BunnyJinx
A Canadian doing a British accent
A British man doing a Canadian accent
holy shit this is too good. They're both so terrible
No, these are your average brits in pic related
Loud
Treat women like sexual objects
.Beat their women
Think that half of Americans (blue states) are total pussies
Cuck American, German, Belgian and Swedish men constantly .
I'm not saying we aren't cucked, but we are in a better position than half of you yanks. We're cucked by Authoritarianism, Police state, TV licence and CCTV. You fuckers are deomonised with you nu male and feminism culture. Your dating system is also fucked!
Also, isn't that m80 a Swede?
First I learn he's British...
Then he's from Shropshire...
Then he's from my town...
All this time. That image in the OP. He was from my town.
@Need_TLC
I'm white. I also wish I really wasn't here.
I'll tell you what, these pakis make a mean takeaway though
@VisualMaster
Looks like a bad photoshop, head is way too big or perhaps we are dealing with a smart individual.
@likme
He's fucking real.
Seriously. He is the literal embodiment of every meme about liberals. I'm not even kidding. I think its not even an act.
First I learn he's British...
Then he's from Shropshire...
Then he's from my town...
And yet the Iron Bridge does not yet burn with your fury?
Shameful.
@VisualMaster
go out and do gods work annon
nick his nikkers so we can work out vile meme magic on this hell spwan mix of golum and jeb's goblin
@cum2soon
jokes on you, thats not me. thats an italian trap doing her guy voice
I'm a lecturer, so I move about a lot. Every time I go back to the UK, things are a little worse, visibly so, because I don't have to witness the gradient of rot in between.
Get out to China or something. That's easy enough, and there are some really nice places there now.
@Sharpcharm
Literally calling the oppression the police.
like omghow fucking dare u misgender this woma im shaking i cante ven
@5mileys
tl;dr fuck you lmao
I ain't moving to China they don't even speak English
@StonedTime
ofc! the next london mayor (pic related) will become them! no europeans, though! the UK must remain quintessentially british
@likme
Why do we gotta hate on the Brits on Sheeky Forums?
If they're here, that means they're making the right choices. The liberal ones can fuck right off, though.
@Methnerd
y-you too
mfw I'm rooting for Trump
please don't fuck it up, my clapping compadre
@Burnblaze
@Ignoramus
There's something about those clothes that i love, maybe it's the comfort
Is it because i'm Scottish?
@whereismyname
jokes on you mean name is Rajwinder maan. Not really but there was an arab in my highschool whos name was that and we would always say it like a superhero name. was pretty funny.
'I propose that 100,000 degenerate Britons should be forcibly sterilized and others put in labour camps to halt the decline of the British race.'
@Harmless_Venom
we are all the same person
we are all the faggot in the OP
all of us are his multiple personalities talking to each other on a mongolian chop squad knitting forum
directed by M. Night Shamylon
@kizzmybutt
I literally wear joggy bottoms every single day.
Jeans lock my entire pelvis, or scrape my legs. I fucking hate them.
mfw I also wear a baseball cap all the time
Holy shit I'm a meme
@Sharpcharm
A second hand car: £5000
Insurace: £500
Tax: £200
Not having to sit where a lefty poofter has sat: Priceless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8PeDsO0vGo
This is now a culturally enriched Brit/pol thread.
@VisualMaster
There are over 800000 legal first-generation Indians in UK and are the biggest minority.
@Poker_Star
enriched Brit/pol thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1gl46hh3sQ
this one is 1000x better
@Methnerd
I watched this thing earlier on UK's Channel 4 (one of the major terrestrial TV channels). It's a program called "The Last Leg," and it has a trio of handicapped "comedians" tell "jokes" about their:
fucked up hands
lack of legs
etc.
Tonight, they had a 15 minute segment spewing hyperbole about Trump (he's Hitler, he's full of shit, he's stupid, dangerous etc.). They then had a bit where they set up toilets in a pub with the Republican frontrunners. Each toilet had a cut-out of their heads so you piss into their mouths, right? So they tallied up the litres of piss and Donald Trump was the most pissed in.
After that they basically said all Canadians are in danger of mass migration from the US when Trump wins, and that they're building a wall for Canada, because Americans don't fit in or integrate. They had a site for this. Here's the site:
http://brickingitforcanada.com/
Basically every time someone clicks it they donate a brick for the Canadian wall (not legit but still).
It was then I realized that the media hate for actual, real Americans was real, and that Trump needs to win this election or the US will continue to be a dumping ground.
None of this is made up
@Lord_Tryzalot
we'll adjust the figures according to take inflation in the account when the times is right.
Well, if you ask how I escaped, it's by having an MA in my field and giving lectures in university on the subject. It's not the easiest way by a long shot.
If you just wanna get out, China is your best bet. Everyone speaks English in Hong Kong, but it's harder to get into. Most people speak English in Shanghai, and it's easy to get into if you get a teaching job.
@AwesomeTucker
Brits getting involved in shit they know nothing about
why must we do this? We're on the other side of the pond.
I keep up with American politics everyday, and I still don't know much about Trump. These people have no idea what the fuck is going on. Most people know fuck all about him except that he's a "big meanie" Then they form an opinion like they're an expert. Literally letting the media do the thinking for them.
@Evilember
have some fucking class, you miserable pleb. I don't ask you to start wearking suit, just get some decent trouses.
@WebTool
Literally letting the media do the thinking for them.
Welcome to your Brave New World. You are now stuck in the future and there is no escape.
@Stupidasole
have some class
Who for, lol? I have no friends. I barely do anything. It's just comfy.
@WebTool
The media doesn't like him because he's not the establishment, so the shill force comes out in a rabid panic.
Most people don't give a fuck about actual politics, they just read tabloid headlines and call it a day.
It's worse for Trump because he is acting in the national interest of borders, so they can just compare him to Hitler or something and go on about their "work."
@WebTool
Gevalt! They aren't siding with populism are they!? Don't they know our third-way post-political social democracy of "moderation" is the answer to everything? Don't they love liberal "democracy" where the pleb is herded into the correct decision?
@TreeEater
What's your field m8?
I'm making plans to go to University as well, but the field I want to enter isn't exactly international (at least not for the first 20 years or so of my career). I don't know, I guess I'll have to see.
Been wearing tracky bottoms 95% of the time for about 5 years now desu
Luckily everyone wears them round here so it's not like I stick out
Here's some of my culture for you Americlaps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xan2xU-ZFic
@Poker_Star
Yeah? Me neither. I heard tell from /sp/ there was a guy who was a rabid supporter of SFC, though.
We may even know each other, but likely not.
@AwesomeTucker
britcuck turned merifat here, could you lot please stop trying to sound clever about things you know nothing about? It's bad enough when simple minded Canadians chime in on US politics but I fucking cringe when I see people from back in the UK putting their stupid fucking opinions out on how things are done here.
MFW I see UK twats FB statuses about buying machine guns and Trumps death camps and look how clever literally Hitler
Linguistics. Lends itself pretty easily to international work, really.
It depends what field you're going into. British graduates are pretty well-sought-after for teaching positions overseas.
Oh, come on. A lot of Brits of here know what's going on. If you look of FaceBook, of course you're going to find shit written by simpletons. It's a simpleton's digital preening-mirror.
VOTE TRUMP 2016.
@BlogWobbles
Fuck, every single photo of cruz attempting to kiss anyone always turns out looking like he's that dirty uncle.
@CouchChiller
Floreat Salopia lad, we might know each other, but I can't think of anybody I know who isn't a left wing degenerate so we probably don't
@MPmaster
Linguistics
Nice. How many languages do you speak? You could probably enter many more avenues of work with that career than you think.
@Poker_Star
Go to the local protests pretending to be a journalists and get an interview with him. The lulz will be worth it to see how batshit crazy he really is.
At first I would point out how ignorant and uninformed they were but the wound is just too big to cauterize so I started unfollowing
that John Oliver video was a great reminder who I'd forgotten to purge from my feed when every mouthbreather I know shared it a day late LOL LOOK AT THOSE STUPID YANKS
@Emberfire
It really is baffling, because as far as I know Shrewsbury has very little in the way of far left retards
Guess I was wrong.
@happy_sad
mfw our MP told a one legged drug addict to get a job when he asked him for spare change
Idea:
Befriend him.
Pretend to take him on some rally or shit.
Kick him out in the middle of Blackburn or Bradford at night.
Profit.
@Nojokur
Shrewsbury
From wikipedia:
"According to the same census, the ethnic composition of the town is largely white, at 98.5% of the total population. The next largest ethnic group is mixed race, at 0.5% of the town's population. 0.4% of the population is Indian, Pakistani or Bangladeshi, and 0.1% of the population is South Asian or British Asian. A further 0.1% is Black, Caribbean or African"
I mean, fuck, is this a troll? Please tell me it's a skilled troll.
@Emberburn
im legitimately so disgusted.
am i in a dreamworld
please help me
nothing makes fucking sense
LOL America
Where did it all go wrong?
I want this man, and I use that term loosely, to volunteer at a refugee center and wor with these people.
@Raving_Cute
feminism literally wants you to throw your masculinity away because it's harmful, and this confirms it.
well you can get fucked. A country run by "effeminate people" would be destroyed.
how many languages
lel one. Just English. It's more applied linguistics, so I work with English grammar, learning methodologies, etc.
Weird to say it, but i'm shit at foreign languages, personally.
@Deadlyinx
m8, I don't give a shit. I'm just bored, and love US/Brit bait threads.
USA, Canada, France, whatever. So fucking what?
I'm me, you're you. My nationality is just where I was born. I had no control over it. I just sometimes like annoying Americans. But I mean no harm. Just bantz. Friendly piss taking.
Sure, but that wasn't a British thing. That was pure-bred American idiocy. Oliver might be nominally British, but he doesn't write for that show. He just parrots what they tell him to in a funny voice.
There are British people with sound views on this, too. Basically, just leave conversations when they Godwin Trump, or talk about how racist, etc. he is.
@StonedTime
of course there are, my UK co-workers here in CA are mostly on the same page as me, and we often Trigger the liberals here by talking about rapefugees and LOLing at their silly idealistic notions of what a paradise Europe is, or how much they'd love to trade in their amazing PPO healthcare for waiting a month to see a Bangladeshi doctor on the NHS
It's genuinely upsetting how uninformed most Americans, even my smart 6 figure earning coworkers, are about their own political system and the amazing privileges that Sanders and his retarded followers want to destroy forever
Well, if we're talking about ignorance of Europe, there can't be any greater criminals that Americans on that front. So many people in the US seem to think that Europe is some great state, that nationalised healthcare is perfect, that European countries are, as you say, paradise.
I do prefer nationalised healthcare to the insurance systems, because there's also the option to go private if you need to, and it does cost everyone a lot less. But I don't think it would work in the US for a second. The cultures are just too different.
That said, it's tiresome sometimes to have to explain just how BAD the EU can be. And it's heartbreaking, sometimes, to see their faces when they understand that it's not better. Just bad in a different way.
@Raving_Cute
@Emberburn
I can't even fully understand these people, it takes more than just media brainwashing to create that level of ignorance. Can someone explain?
DotR can't come soon enough. That guy will swing.
@Snarelure
Not unless you are the faggot in the picture.
He's saying the only reason that fag is still alive is because he lived in a 98% white town.
BEADY
@Raving_Cute
That Darwin statue.
I've sat there. I've walked past it many times. It's a nice statue, a real tribute to the town's most famous son. And here is this thing, this abomination of Marxism, parading around in front of it and demanding a "repackaging of masculinity."
Makes me fucking sick.
ANGLO
EYES
FALKLANDS ARE BRITISH
@Illusionz
He's alive sadly, he has a Twitter account.
yeah I found it a month ago or so, he's a bad ass antifa fella, finding nazies and telling on them and shit
If he had lived here I would have taken the time to beat the shit out of this degenerate dwarf for the keks of it
@girlDog
Darwin - Evolution.
Then this abomination comes around proving Darwin wrong.
@VisualMaster
kek
go beat him up britbong, do it for the keks
where does it live?
@Garbage Can Lid
Sounds like we've had the same conversations, although in my case I can see the blinders going up and the denial kicking in so I change the subject before they get too offended
I also have Canadian citizenship (a plan B that looks increasingly worthless now) and it's the same shit there- when the cucks start talking about heading north when Trump wins I try to give them a reality check and it fails miserably because Michael Moore told them Canadians can leave their doors open all day and there's no crime.
@Methshot
The statue is in the courtyard of the Shrewsbury library, which used to be the old schoolhouse where Darwin was educated as a boy. It is no accident it is there. That building and statue is the pinnacle of what that little shit calls "patriarchy," hard work, studiousness, and meticulous self reflection; but above all, risking the unknown for the advancement of mankind, something Darwin knows better than anyone.
But here's this little fucker pretending he knows better, that the men who preceded him in the centuries before were wrong and backward. He and his views are a fucking disgrace to the town. And to think, he'd tell ME I was the disgrace!
@StonedTime
No I'm not beating him up for God's sakes.
@Nojokur
antifa too lol
yeah he is a badass allrite kek
please go and beat the shit out off this degenerate, do not care that it's a midget
it's time pol goes ss now
Why is it that I never see these degenerates in real life, just on the internet? Hmmm
Sounds like we've had the same conversation
Oh, i've no doubt. It's pretty common, especially when so many people claim ancestral European heritage. I think this is what makes them think that Europe must be amazing. It's never a middle ground though. They either idolise it, or they HATE it.
Wait, so you have..British, US and Canadian citizenship? Busy lad. I'm thinking that when things get bad, i'll move to Hong Kong. It's cheap (ish), it's clean and it's got a genuinely nice atmosphere. British passport holders can go there for six months without needing a visa of any kind.
@kizzmybutt
I think Hong Kong should've remained under British jurisdiction, and I think they feel the same way, too.
What's so nice about it?
@hairygrape
Holy shit this is condensed degeneracy. How come he didnt get beat up by some pakis yet?
@PurpleCharger
WHERE DEM DONKS AT , NIGGUH?
Ours would tear through your easily.
Yeah, they were really sad to go. On the other hand, they've done okay on their own.
It's hard to put into words. It reminds me of how Britain was maybe ten or twelve years ago, in many regards. The people are polite and dignified, the streets and clean and orderly, etc.
Then again, they have some awesome modern nightlife and huge markets and chinese-style bazaars, for when that gets too much, which is great. However, the two worlds are kept nicely separated.
Then again, I like mainland China a lot, so that's probably my bias talking, a little.
@Techpill
Just noticed this.
Highly underrated post. Someone please do this.
@Skullbone
Put a bangin' donk on it, chav track from the Blackout Crew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckMvj1piK58&hl=en-GB&gl=GB
How could you not know your own culture m8
ehh..... no.
basically the niggest of cars
this is why white women are going black
@RumChicken
nah
anyways this thread was fun and slightly surreal, i'm out now, gonna go for a shit
died after cocaine and meow meow binge two days before go-ahead
cocaine and meow meow binge
meow meow
literally what?
@likme
@takes2long
@Skullbone
@MPmaster
@Emberburn
@Raving_Cute
who is this semen demon?
@VisualMaster
what are you waiting for then? go suck him off!
one british cuisine please
@Crazy_Nice
What a bullshit headline. Iran forces gay men to cut their dicks off.
When Emperor Trump makes anime real, will he also make passable traps real?
How can anyone look at this and say this is anything but a mental illness?
@Stupidasole
aw that's a squibbly wibbly slice m8
the best of british just 4 u 2 ur door
just cos u yanks dont 'ave ur own QWISINE dnt mean u av 2 b jelly m8
Peep Show is pretty good though tbqh. Can't really think of anything else.
@Methnerd
its 100% untreated mental illness.
In reality they would not pass a mental or emotional aptitude tests. Often they have the stunted emotional development (stops during prepubescence), misidentify genders (considered a treatable personality disorder for hundreds of years, now politically incorrect to say so or even offer care), often come from drug or other substance abuse backgrounds, criminal records, incapable of holding down a job, would be homeless without government assistance.
I work as a doctor (GP) in a good area. Some weekends I volunteer at a drop in clinic in one of the poorer outer city suburbs and I see at least someone like this once a week.
Usual signs are: Raped as a child, Institutionalized in the adoption cycle, Raped again, early alcohol and drug abuse, destroyed endocrine system and failing organs as early as mid 20s, 30s, Never worked a full time job, seeking medication for: Depression, Hormones, Weight Loss, Headaches, Back Pain, High Cholesterol. Basically living off of tax payer subsidized medication and collecting their disability handouts fortnightly.
These people used to be housed in institutions either public or private funded, but a lot of those closed down in the 70s and early 80s, and now about a generation later the problem is just more visible.
I am not a psychologist, so I won't make any claims about how effective treatment or counselling can be for these individuals. All I am seeing is that, as society is treating the symptoms of their problems as a "life choice" and accepting their "lifestyle", we get a trickle up effect. I already treat 2 transsexual children on a regular basis and their parents (relatively wealthy, high income) are pushing for hormonal intervention to stave off puberty and let their boys develop girls, because that's how they feel inside.
It's difficult to explain the unknown side-effects on a developing child if you stunt their development like that. But legally I can't stop them.
@Fuzzy_Logic
Good read, thanks. I would reply properly but I need to sleep now.
@Skullbone
I JUST FOUND IT!
https://smashinggenderchange.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/img_7153-e1420575064821.jpg
Fuck tablets.
