You have exactly 10 seconds to explain why you don't go to the gym to...

You have exactly 10 seconds to explain why you don't go to the gym to confidently develop and reach your maximum peak evolutionary potential and to attain a universally perfect aesthetic physique.

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@Supergrass
maximum peak evolutionary potential
not realising what separates us from animals is intelligence

read a book faggot

I tried to reply but 10 seconds have already passed.

@FastChef

implying if you read books you don't have time to gym

Do you read books continuously non stop 24/7?

@Snarelure
Well you've clearly misinterpreted what I said.

@Supergrass

Because I value my intelligence and would rather develop that instead. Life is too short to be trapped in a room full of gym equipment just to lift up and put down heavy things. Also girls actually find that look disgusting and are actually attracted to guys that have a good personality. Plus I would rather learn about life, nature, the cosmos, the universe and everything. Expand your mind, my friend. Then maybe you might understand!

@Snarelure
i read books 16 hours a day and work out when im sleeping

@cum2soon
You can/should still work out but not to achieve "maximum peak evolutionary potential." Do it to be healthy.

@cum2soon
Euphoric

@Supergrass
because there are no girls here and I don't care about my body if nobody else sees it.

@Supergrass
because my ass is used as an exit

faggot

I do, but after seeing that photo I might cancel my membership... Don't want to end up looking like that retarded faggot.

I'm not good looking, put on some mass will not make me feel better anyways.

@Supergrass
I have a prosthetic arm

@Supergrass
Do you think he looks attractive? Because he doesn't.

ITT faggots not knowing that you can work out and not look like a retard

cuz powerlifting

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@Fried_Sushi
So you mean you are a cyborg. You've gone beyond evolution.

@Flameblow
Nah i got my arm chopped off a car crash. Sadly it isn't a robotic arm… that shit would be cool

@Supergrass
You have exactly 10 seconds to explain why you don't go to the library to confidently develop and reach your maximum peak evolutionary potential and to attain a universally perfect education.

@CodeBuns
In a car crash*

@cum2soon
@FastChef

The fedora is strong

@FastChef
@Supergrass

Humans didn't evolve to be hench, we evolved to be good distance runners. A human at "peak evolutionary potential" (which is a stupid idea to begin with because it implies that there are evolutionary end goals) would be a marathon runner or something- more Mo Farah than this guy

@FastChef
fucking faggot i can kill you with one hand you fedora cock sucker obese shit kill yourself you pure human trash

@BunnyJinx
Don't take that as you should only be smart, not fit. I'm arguing that only being fit isn't "maximum peak evolutionary potential." You should also step up your mind game.

You have exactly 10 seconds to explain what the fuck is on your neck. Thats not a head thats a joke

@Lord_Tryzalot

long distance runner

I don't know if you've picked up a newspaper in the past hundred years but we have cars, helicopters and airplanes now faggot.

@Snarelure
Whatever makes you feel better.

@Supergrass
I'd rather play vidya

@Firespawn

Well yeah, no shit, but we were around for thousands upon thousands of years before that. Those things haven't been around long enough to have an impact yet evolutionary.

If you had a set of all humans ever, the average human would be a distance runner, not a driver/pilot

@Supergrass
AP physics

@Supergrass
wearing a hat in the gym

@Supergrass
implying pic related is aesthetically perfect
That dude spends entirely too much time in the gym.

I do crossfit outdoors

@Nude_Bikergirl
So sucking dick in a back alley?

I do

@Supergrass
universally perfect aesthetic physique
continue skipping leg day
choose one

@Supergrass
this physique doesn't attract girls anymore, at least where I live (Paris, France) now is all about being skinny athletic and shredded
maybe in USA is still trend but here huge steroid guys are always lonely at clubs while skinny shredded are getting all the girls

@Supergrass
I'm lazy

@Supergrass
isnt one near me or I probably would, I do a fairly physical job as is though so Im in decent shape.

@Supergrass
you have 10 seconds to tell me why you insist on posting this same fuckin faggot thread every night, no one cares, its shit b8.

@happy_sad
Yet you're still here, replying to it.

@Supergrass
Because I'm not a faggot who think I need to "work out" to be worthy to participate in this intellectual society we have developed. My muscles are in my brain, like we intended. And sorry for not wanting to go backwards in evolution, brutus. haha Ooga booga boog

@Supergrass
looks like someone's been skipping leg day.

@Supergrass
cos big fat Yetis sat on equipment

I'm lazy tech nerd.

Because a lot of intimidating faggots who take the shit too seriously and act like is a competition

I like cakes and sleeping

When I do have free time, I like spend that time spankin' it to traps

@iluvmen

Those things haven't been around long enough to have an impact yet evolutionary.

Maybe not for you

i get paid to lift pallets all day, why would I pay to lift weights?

Oh look, it's this thread again.

@Firespawn
kek'ed

@TechHater
intimidating
wow

@Burnblaze
im with this nigger. good idea my man

@King_Martha
it's just a meme.

everything you can do in a gym you can do for free out in the real world or even in your room without leaving it ever

@Supergrass
because my boxing coach says no.

makes you slower, with less overall body coordination meaning you are less efficient (e.g. one may turn their hips in less on the straight if they havent worked stabilizing muscles)

people who lift are all for show. cant fight for shit.

@Supergrass
Too busy.

@Firespawn
<people who lift are all for show. cant fight for shit.
an huge closet Faggots

@Supergrass
Because gyms are for fuckshits.

Doing that shit at home, without machinery, will also develope your core muscles used for balance.

Retards go to a gym. People actually interested in their fitness, do that shit unaided.

@King_Martha

Because its convenient to go to a gym that's open 24/7 and has everything you need. And if you can't afford a gym membership, get a real job that actually pays you money.

@Supergrass
Flat chested faggot.

@Supergrass
universally perfect
Implying there's such a thing

@eGremlin

what is evolution

Man who needs leg day, core is love core is life. Am i right?

@Carnalpleasure
you sure about that?

@Supergrass
Because fuck you.

@Supergrass
dont forget leg day

@Carnalpleasure
i dont care about their sex life either way.

the reason why people are attracted to those with more muscle mass is due to the belief they are more likely to provide physical defense and hunt better.

thats why well proportioned individuals are thought to be more attractive. because they are more likely to use all they have at their disposal i.e. a guy with huge arms who skipped leg day probably wont be able to run very far to hunt.

thus if you cant defend yourself in a fight, then what good are your muscles?

hence its all just for show. meaningless and pointless.
like the guy's equivalent of makeup

Because I'd rather develop my endurance through daily runs and lots of push ups/sit ups.

@TalkBomber

Are you by any chance autistic?

@Supergrass
Copypasta is not my typa thing

@Supergrass
Because

I'm a short guy, 5'6" and in my opinion muscly short guys don't look good, I'm skinny with a bit of chub and muscle from sport. I'm already confident and happy with myself, and am also quite a lazy person so going to the gym doesn't really appeal to me, no matter how many times friends or birds try to make me go with them.

@Supergrass

Did you mean "my maximum peak steroid potential"?

@Supergrass
because I am exceptionally intelligent. Exercise isn't bad, but those who worship it are insecure

@Supergrass
Home gym.

@girlDog

Anybody looks good with muscle, short or tall. Obviously not over the top top steroids muscles like OP's pic.

@TurtleCat
if i am it hasnt been diagnosed yet.

@SniperWish
fuck off. no excuse.
im in mensa. still work out

theres a difference between worshipping aesthetics and training for the sake of training.

its not about girls, looking good, or lifting more. its about the struggle to achieve something that others cant or wont.

same goes for intelligence. unless you are doing something useful with your life on par with your intelligence, i have no respect for you

@Need_TLC
not really. short guys look better toned. otherwise if they get too buff it seems like they're overcompensating for something

@Supergrass

because I already went to the gym this morning

@CouchChiller
what the fuck happened to your core?

@WebTool
otherwise if they get too buff it seems like they're overcompensating for something

@Snarelure
Distance running and intelligence are far superior.

@Supergrass
universally perfect aesthetic physique.
Bitch ass calfs
Get serious about your lifts bro

@Supergrass
Not much time, too lazy to make time. Dont care that much

@haveahappyday
The guy in the middle looks like he's on a Make A Wish trip.

@Supergrass
Too much work, can't be bothered.

@CouchChiller
are you a dwarf?

@girlDog

tbh I am short and feel the opposite
Being a skinnyfag while being short makes you look so much smaller
At 5 ft 7 and 195 pounds I don't look that small from a distance, although I recommend sticking to strength training rather than bodybuilding as short puffy bodybuilders with short ass arms look funny

@Supergrass
I spent 3 hours there this morning.

@Firespawn
Are you fucking retarded or something?

@TurtleCat
Its not healthy to be like the guy in the OP. Not in the least. Exercise is good but bodybuilding is terrible for you.

@Spamalot
Girls don't like lumpy muscle men anyway, they're gross.

@Supergrass
Huge Euge?

@WebTool
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because I'm fucking lazy

OP's name is Eugene Bradshaw

Reasons why I work out:

self discipline and routine
health and well-being
gives me confidence and makes me feel better about myself
helps me sleep at night

I suppose its the difference between "lifting" and "exercise", the former is what brodudes talk about to pull club sluts, the latter is a universally good thing for your personal wellbeing.

@Supergrass
because its boring and quite literally as gay as 10 dudes blowing 11 dudes.

ill give you a call if i ever need my furniture moved or something punched. .

@likme
Aww, that's sweet.

@haveahappyday
That guy in the middle forgot arm-day. The two others forgot leg-day

@Supergrass
I actually am going. It's going to take a long time before I get anywhere, but at least I'm trying.

@Supergrass
because the gym doesn't get you anywhere.

Honestly, gym is just a supplement. You should only go there if you can do some kind of insane body-weight workout and the random tools you use no longer work.

Try doing that Drunken Master teacup thing. If you can do that shit, I'll believe you reached your "maximum peak evolutionary potential [sic]"

Oh, and the [sic] is because the "maximum peak" bit is redundant as fuck.

4/10 made me reply

@FastChef
implying humans aren't animals
A gorilla is like 100 times smarter than a snail but both are considered animals.

@Supergrass
Im going 3 months next monday

I do both. I'm getting a PhD in Molecular Biology and I lift because I like it - I lift heavy, and the concentration it requires takes my mind off of all the other shit at my job for an hour or so. I'm not a meathead though... Can't stand the bruhs at the gym who don't use full range of motion, play with their phones constantly. I saw this one dude flex a bicep and his bruh squeezed it in appreciation... I just don't get it. Must be some evolutionary leave over to attract a mate. Girl that was standing nearby actually training didn't seem impressed.

@viagrandad
@FastChef
ravens use tools and have some sort of society, too. Crows have something similar, as well. We're not separated from animals in the slightest, we're just the shitheads who looked around at the amazing living world and went, "Eh, I can do better than this shithole."

And then we fucked everything up. Hopefully we can pull that shit back together.

@SniperGod
[sic]
Fuck, I can't escape grad school, even on Sheeky Forums.

@Fried_Sushi
Your other arm still works

@Supergrass
Stephan Hawking here.

Because there are better things in life than just pecs.

@Sharpcharm
underrated post

@RumChicken
that ain't just grad school bruh. I used that shit in a high school paper. Would have had to use it in college papers if I had done any science papers getting my degree; I'm about to have to do that shit again. I wish scientists and mathematicians were better at the language in which they're writing, but I'll have to settle for them being great at the language they're teaching.

@Supergrass
is that a roided up bitch?

@SniperWish
if you were exceptionally intelligent you'd work out. People who work out regenerate more brain cells than people who don't.

@BlogWobbles
Thanks for sharing your life story. Do science/maths papers try to flaunt language over substance like the musicology shit I have to read? I swear, some of these assholes just try to one-up one another.

@TechHater
nah they just have rampant spelling and grammar errors half the time.

Even when I was just reading random maths shit for my high school paper, the 6-page shit I was reading was riddled with errors.

They're great for maths and sciences, but maths stuff is usually grammatically challenged, and with the physical sciences it's a toss-up. Comp Sci shit is usually also pretty bad.

@Lord_Tryzalot
Sounds equally shitty for different reasons. Alright, keep fighting the good fight.

@5mileys
I do remember language and theatrical stuff being pretentious af though so I do know what you're talking about. God, I hate performers. Artists are a sometimes hatred, but I really just can almost never stand performers.

@Supergrass
becouse gym is for pussys u big larg faggot,make muhay tai or boxing.....gym... lol fucking pussy i destroy u without any remors

Because if I lose all this precious fat I'll never be able to jiggle my body anymore.

@Gigastrength
truffle shuffle

Because I'm a 5'4" manlent and it won't really matter even if I do. And people will just think I'm compensating.

I'm extremely passionate about the gym too such an extent that I go 6 times a week. But this post is retarded, the gym is your thing, maybe other people find it boring. You probs some half natty, backachne, wannabe youtube star, who wears gym shark and actually puts people off the gym

@cum2soon
Found the cuck.

@cum2soon
Faggot I do both. That's just an excuse to not be fit, probably because you've been fat, chews doodling fedora since 7th grade. Ew, you are fucking gross slob
.

@Supergrass
I have no money and I have no car.

I try to use kettlebells at home but I'd love to have the means to go to the gym

@BlogWobbles
Yo, Kettlebells can tear up some muscle if you use them right.

@Supergrass
I have a gf yet

universally perfect
Yeah I'm gonna need a definition, picture, and method of getting there without drugs, legal drugs, expensive supplements, and non unrealistic human consumption patterns of that so I know what the fuck you're talking about OP.

@TreeEater
I only have one 25 lb one but I swing the shit out of it

@Supergrass
I'm to bussy saving lives of my patients during the day being a emergency doc, I like to spend my free days on my GF, Sheeky Forums, porn, etc