What does vagina feel like?
What does vagina feel like?
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Milk and cookies
Bags of sand
Salty milk and coins
Rub your dick with icy hot, cus all vaginas are cold soulless beasts but are warm when your peepee finally gets in
salty shit and bricks
Like heaven
Like warm raw meat
Tiny wet hugs
Like bags of milk
If u go in while ur dick is cold...dude its like fucking a volcano
It feels like two raw steakes slapped together with some vegetable oil rubbed on the sides.
Like a vagina. Nailed it!
@Lord_Tryzalot
Just had some bro.
It's awesome. Slipin in and out is complete paradise. But once you finish you realize that there's gotta be something better than what's essentially bags of sand.
like long boring talks and expensive dinners out
@Lord_Tryzalot
It feels a lot like a wet, slippery, ribbed, soft and very warm bag of sand. If you run your tongue over the top front of your mouth, that is what the ribbed feeling is like in a vagina, only it is fleshier, and softer than your mouth.
If you go to a deli and have them slice off an 8 inch piece of bologna, go home and warm it up in the microwave, put a slit in it with a butcher knife, you will know.
@Lord_Tryzalot
honestly It doesn't feel very much. Sometimes I am not even sure I am in.
@BunnyJinx
Thought I was the only one. It think the feeling is more psychology, the fact that you are in her temple and all
@Lord_Tryzalot
Feel the inside of your cheek, thats pretty much how it feels
It feels Fucking amazing
Like a bag of sand..
@SniperWish
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Like a weirdly shaped mouth
Like home.
Here's what you do OP:
Place your finger in your mouth
You feel that soft, warm, wetness all around your finger?
Now, while your sucking on your finger; throw away your money, hit yourself in the balls and have a friend tell you you're a worthless piece of shit.
That's pretty much what it feel like.
@Lord_Tryzalot
IDK how it feels around your dick... I've only ever felt the inside of one with the rest of my body.
Don't remember how that feels though.
@Lord_Tryzalot
You know that feeling when you finally see the mega "surprise" your family have got you for your birthday? That deep, hollow disappointment... That's exactly what it feels like overrated/10
@BunnyJinx
@iluvmen
I have above average girth and I still agree. It's too loose like getting a hand job at a retirement village.
salty milk and coins
@JunkTop
Is there any logical reason why you would fucking say that post is underrated? Has anybody expressed any kind of dissatisfaction or criticism at all against it? Are you delusional? Are you reading replies that are nonexistant? Maybe you come from communities with voting systems, but there is literally no way that you could know what other people think of that post you just replied to here. Maybe it's psychological. Maybe it's your own post you're replying to, like a 12 year old fucktard liking his own facebook posts thinking his swelling autism is going unnoticed. Maybe your self esteem depends on you tricking yourself into thinking someone out there thinks your post is worth something. Or maybe you are just a retard, the worst kind of retard, the one who thinks he's smart, the one who thinks he's the only one to have gotten the joke, to have understood the post. Well, guess what, faggot, that post is under no definition underrated so why don't you do the world a favor and go check out what the bottom of your toilet smells like?
@SniperGod
nigger did you really copy my pasta i made a couple hours ago? damn
@StrangeWizard
Did you really take credit for a copy pasta l made?do you really think you're getting away with that? I'm going to contact my lawyers so they can deal with you,have fun getting buttfucked in prison for plagiarism.
@Evilember
I was just flattered, to see my artwork used freely in this day and age, no need to go 6feet into your asshole and pull out the vilest shit.
@Firespawn
WOW. FUCKING SERIOUSLY? HERE I AM, TRYING TO ENJOY MYSELF ON THE INTERNET WITH FUNNY PICTURES, VIDEOS AND SUCH AFTER A LONG DAY AT WORK AND THIS IS HOW YOU FUCKING RESPOND TO ME?
YOU ARE ONE MASSIVE ASSHOLE, AREN'T YOU?
Seriously, just leave me alone. I will not hesitate to call the police. Yes, that's right, the police. I bet you didn't think of that when you left your "trolling" comment, did you now? Not that I'd expect someone of your obviously very low intellect to know the law.
Write here, in 18 U.S. Code ยง 875 it says this. "Whoever transmits in interstate or foreign commerce any communication containing any threat to kidnap any person or any threat to injure the person of another, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than five years, or both". Did you hear that? Imprisoned. You've broken the law, ruined my night and now your life will be ruined.
Hope you enjoy prison you fucking ass, because trust me, I WILL have you reported and justice WILL be served.
@Lord_Tryzalot
The inside of your mouth, like your cheeks from the inside, that's the same type of flesh as vaginas.