What does vagina feel like?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

What does vagina feel like?

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takes2long
takes2long

@Lord_Tryzalot
Like nerve gas

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Lord_Tryzalot
Feels like dubs

girlDog
girlDog

@Lord_Tryzalot
Like warm apple pie

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Milk and cookies

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Bags of sand

Salty milk and coins

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Rub your dick with icy hot, cus all vaginas are cold soulless beasts but are warm when your peepee finally gets in

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

salty shit and bricks

Lunatick
Lunatick

Like heaven

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Lord_Tryzalot
warm apple pie

Evilember
Evilember

@Lord_Tryzalot
chicken

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Stupidasole
A suh dude

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Like warm raw meat

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Tiny wet hugs

Firespawn
Firespawn

Like bags of milk

Supergrass
Supergrass

If u go in while ur dick is cold...dude its like fucking a volcano

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Lord_Tryzalot
Bags of sand

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

It feels like two raw steakes slapped together with some vegetable oil rubbed on the sides.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Lord_Tryzalot
salty milk and coin tosses

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Like a vagina. Nailed it!

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Lord_Tryzalot
Just had some bro.
It's awesome. Slipin in and out is complete paradise. But once you finish you realize that there's gotta be something better than what's essentially bags of sand.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Lord_Tryzalot

*Vagina

Skullbone
Skullbone

like long boring talks and expensive dinners out

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Lord_Tryzalot
It feels a lot like a wet, slippery, ribbed, soft and very warm bag of sand. If you run your tongue over the top front of your mouth, that is what the ribbed feeling is like in a vagina, only it is fleshier, and softer than your mouth.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Evilember
Nigger

TreeEater
TreeEater

@BlogWobbles
This is true.

But also
@Skullbone
@girlDog

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

If you go to a deli and have them slice off an 8 inch piece of bologna, go home and warm it up in the microwave, put a slit in it with a butcher knife, you will know.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Stark_Naked
This is best description so far

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Lord_Tryzalot
honestly It doesn't feel very much. Sometimes I am not even sure I am in.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@BunnyJinx
Thought I was the only one. It think the feeling is more psychology, the fact that you are in her temple and all

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Lord_Tryzalot
Feel the inside of your cheek, thats pretty much how it feels

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Emberburn
why is she doing that?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

It feels Fucking amazing

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Like a bag of sand..

SniperWish
SniperWish

Here try this.http://www.buzzfeed.com/alisoncaporimo/sponges-are-sexy#.mw6DzP9xa

Evilember
Evilember

@Lord_Tryzalot
Sand

SniperGod
SniperGod

@SniperWish
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Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Like a weirdly shaped mouth

TechHater
TechHater

@Lord_Tryzalot
feels like 40 years of commitment, financial debt and despair.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Like home.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Here's what you do OP:
Place your finger in your mouth
You feel that soft, warm, wetness all around your finger?
Now, while your sucking on your finger; throw away your money, hit yourself in the balls and have a friend tell you you're a worthless piece of shit.
That's pretty much what it feel like.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Spazyfool
Kekkerino.

@Illusionz
Word.

@TechHater
this gave me feels
Do you want to talk user?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@TechHater
he said what does "pussy" feel like user, not "marriage"

Supergrass
Supergrass

@cum2soon
doubles don't lie

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@TechHater
Nailed it, don't forget it bleeds monthly.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@StonedTime
underrated

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Lord_Tryzalot
IDK how it feels around your dick... I've only ever felt the inside of one with the rest of my body.
Don't remember how that feels though.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Lord_Tryzalot
nerve gas

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Lord_Tryzalot
You know that feeling when you finally see the mega "surprise" your family have got you for your birthday? That deep, hollow disappointment... That's exactly what it feels like overrated/10

RumChicken
RumChicken

@BunnyJinx
@iluvmen
I have above average girth and I still agree. It's too loose like getting a hand job at a retirement village.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Deadlyinx
and they're warm

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

salty milk and coins

Methnerd
Methnerd

@JunkTop
Is there any logical reason why you would fucking say that post is underrated? Has anybody expressed any kind of dissatisfaction or criticism at all against it? Are you delusional? Are you reading replies that are nonexistant? Maybe you come from communities with voting systems, but there is literally no way that you could know what other people think of that post you just replied to here. Maybe it's psychological. Maybe it's your own post you're replying to, like a 12 year old fucktard liking his own facebook posts thinking his swelling autism is going unnoticed. Maybe your self esteem depends on you tricking yourself into thinking someone out there thinks your post is worth something. Or maybe you are just a retard, the worst kind of retard, the one who thinks he's smart, the one who thinks he's the only one to have gotten the joke, to have understood the post. Well, guess what, faggot, that post is under no definition underrated so why don't you do the world a favor and go check out what the bottom of your toilet smells like?

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Lord_Tryzalot
dem dubs czech'ed

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@SniperGod
nigger did you really copy my pasta i made a couple hours ago? damn

Methshot
Methshot

@StonedTime
Kek

Evilember
Evilember

@StrangeWizard
Did you really take credit for a copy pasta l made?do you really think you're getting away with that? I'm going to contact my lawyers so they can deal with you,have fun getting buttfucked in prison for plagiarism.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Evilember
I was just flattered, to see my artwork used freely in this day and age, no need to go 6feet into your asshole and pull out the vilest shit.

WebTool
WebTool

@Firespawn
WOW. FUCKING SERIOUSLY? HERE I AM, TRYING TO ENJOY MYSELF ON THE INTERNET WITH FUNNY PICTURES, VIDEOS AND SUCH AFTER A LONG DAY AT WORK AND THIS IS HOW YOU FUCKING RESPOND TO ME?
YOU ARE ONE MASSIVE ASSHOLE, AREN'T YOU?

Seriously, just leave me alone. I will not hesitate to call the police. Yes, that's right, the police. I bet you didn't think of that when you left your "trolling" comment, did you now? Not that I'd expect someone of your obviously very low intellect to know the law.

Write here, in 18 U.S. Code ยง 875 it says this. "Whoever transmits in interstate or foreign commerce any communication containing any threat to kidnap any person or any threat to injure the person of another, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than five years, or both". Did you hear that? Imprisoned. You've broken the law, ruined my night and now your life will be ruined.

Hope you enjoy prison you fucking ass, because trust me, I WILL have you reported and justice WILL be served.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Lord_Tryzalot
The inside of your mouth, like your cheeks from the inside, that's the same type of flesh as vaginas.

likme
likme

@cum2soon
Kekkest of the keks