ITT: We pretend we're from reddit

I'll start:
be me
open the door get on the floor
everybody the dinosaur xD

implying Reddit is as cancerous as you make it out to be

@FastChef
ITT: We pretend we're from reddit

I have no clue how to, so I'll just go off of the things that I hear from Sheeky Forums.

Upboat, and.... that's pretty much all I know.

Here's the thing:

Reddit is not any different from Sheeky Forums, except we are more civil. We share the same interests, the same experiences.

The anonymity on Sheeky Forums is what brings out the best and the worst in people. Reddit users are more tame because you know who we are.

We are one in the same. We like memes, we like porn, and we love trolling. It's part of who we are as an integrated global Internet community.

Next time you want to bash reddit, be ready kiddo.

@RavySnake
10/10 pasta

On the off chance that this is real; kill yourself.

I am a faggot

@BinaryMan
Faggot mad because he can't take the truth

@RavySnake
9/10

@New_Cliche
being this new
You're not supposed to defend your pasta. Just post it and let it fester, and watch all of the new fags respond to it. You fucked up.

@Garbage Can Lid
Except I'm not the one who posted the "pasta". Kys

@Stark_Naked
Just as well.

@RavySnake
BY THE WAY..THE LAST PERSON WHO TESTED MY PATIENCE WAS MY EX GF..SHE COMPLAINED FOR 7 DAYS TO CONCEAL AN AFFAIR AND TRY TO MAKE ME BREAK UP WITH HER. ON THE EIGHTH DAY. I GAVE HER ONE CHANCE. SHE TOOK THE OPPORTUNITY TO GO FOR BLOOD. I RESPONDED WITH 6 WORDS WITH ENOUGH IMPACT DESTROY HER COMPLETLY. SHE DIED TWO MONTHS LATER AND I STILL DON'T GIVE A #@%^. TRUST ME. WHEN YOU'VE GOT MY FULL AND COMPLETE ATTENTION I WILL HURT YOU. BECAUSE IT'S LIKE YOUR ASKING FOR IT.
DON'T MAKE ME A BAD GUY KIDDO. I'D RATHER WE BE COOL. SO BE COOL. OTHERWISE.THERE IS AN ANSWER FOR THAT TOO. OH AND ONE MORE THING. IT'S OBVIOUS I HAVE AGE ON YOU. I'VE READ RESPONSES BY WOMEN WHO COMPLAINED OF THE SIZE OF MY TOOL WAS TOO MUCH TO EITHER BOTHER READING CAUSE SHE WAS EITHER LAZY AND CAN'T READ WHICH MOST WOMEN ARE. OR SHE HER PIMP CAME IN HER ASS AND GAVE HER DIARRHEA AND SO SHE WAS IN A @#$%^& UP MOOD AND WANTED TO FIRE OFF A SHOT

@Stark_Naked
@eGremlin
Honestly, what is it like having autism? Where they able to diagnose you early on in life before you got too far into the educational system, or did you have to spend most of your life wondering why you were so different from everyone else? Was your diagnosis a cathartic revelation, or did it come as more of a baffling shock? More importantly though, do you feel as if you are constantly letting down or holding back your friends and loved ones?

@RavySnake
When you go to Reddit, you don't find fluffy abuse or furry threads or loli threads or rekt threads. You find faggotry, even more than what's here. You find too many reposts, uncreative circlejerks, fake AMAs, too many cat and dog photos, and a couple thousand people dreaming of sucking Sanders' or Trump's cock. Only a few subreddits with populations less than a couple hundred offer more than a modicum of quality content. Here, you don't have to wait 5 hours before some new content appears on the front page. No, faggot, Reddit is very much different from Sheeky Forums.

Hey guys im from reddit
Hurdurr hurr i like memes and 9gag hurdur

@ZeroReborn
Today I learned autists think everyone around them have autism and see themselves as normal.

Talk to me once you've been diagnosed. Oh wait, we won't be talking because my dick will be in your mouth.

@Lunatick
You know, I was thinking. I browse Sheeky Forums a lot and I see you guys calling each other autistic and faggots all the time but, for the most part you all seem pretty normal. I've never really seen any posts to suggest that most of you are legitimately socially retarded like the sterotypical Sheeky Forums user is. That is... Untill I saw this post. This fucking post is a cesspool of stupid, the epitome of autism. I'm not using any memes here. I'm being serious when I ask this. I'm not joking around with you user... but are you fucking retarded?

@Lunatick
Confirmed autist

@FastChef

I go to reddit when I need to see some cringe. Not even joking. It's where I get 50% of my YLYL or cringe thread material from.

Happened to me today.
Edit: omg frontpage thank so much XD
Edit: 3000 upboats thanks guys
Edit: Wow gold i cant believe this

@TurtleCat
Serious question, but what exactly is a gold account? Do you need to buy it?