Dsffsadfds

dsffsadfds

@SniperWish
gsagfsgfdasgs

>>671617904
How goes bbycakes

cheaters
the both of ye

>>671617882

@Boy_vs_Girl
Feeling pretty good. How about you?

@PackManBrainlure

put a bra on those suckers, jeez

>>671618251
Better than mixing them together.
Snarfles.

@Nojokur
what

@TreeEater
A little anxious and flustered.

@idontknow
Why's that, you think?

;)

Why does everyone think Snuffles is me?

@TechHater
Matching butts

@TechHater
Name length similar.
Starts on S.
Many "f".
Matching butts

@TechHater
because you're both hairy snarf snuffs

i don't really know if you're old yet
but body hair is associated with old guys

I wish I was that horse...

@Evil_kitten
that horse has the head shape of a blow dryer

@PackManBrainlure
gross

@AwesomeTucker
Girl got me super drunk a few days ago and I already know she had a thing for me. Lost my inhibitions and we almost fucked, I had whiskey dick though and thankfully didnt.
We snuggled though.

@BlogWobbles
Not 30 yet.

@CodeBuns
There's only one 'f' in my name.

@LuckyDusty
Yay whiskey

@SniperWish
what the fuck is this faggot shit?

https://soundcloud.com/couchtruthing/demon-nigger-4

@LuckyDusty
Oh wow. Guess I need to get you super drunk.

@Supergrass
Porn for the worst kind of degenerates.

@RavySnake
if you are in your late 20's you're old to me

@TalkBomber
...

@GoogleCat

you are a child.

@Stupidasole
No, I am 23
I will be old soon too

@Deadlyinx
Well I tried.

Anyone two years older than me is an old man.

Mark your thread

Fluffers.

@Need_TLC
no you're thread

@ZeroReborn
Pervert

ᶦᵐ ᶰᵒᵗ ᵗʰᵒ Im pure

@Dreamworx
I think 10 years

@CouchChiller
FIGHT ME

@CodeBuns
We can change that.

@RavySnake
You usually die when you start shit, you know?

@SomethingNew
Someone just tried that and it didnt work.

nibi give the good alcohol

@Gigastrength
I wouldn't try to dull your senses beforehand.

@likme
oh COME ON

@Gigastrength
Why does he have rope on his feet?

@PackManBrainlure
What ARE you?

@Poker_Star
Which?

@Methnerd
What would you?

@StonedTime
I don't know, but for some unknown reason I find it sexy.

@StonedTime
For bondage

@Gigastrength
Completely consensual or nothing at all.

@Gigastrength
I'll have one of each!

@JunkTop
whats
is there something wrong with my chest

@JunkTop
what the hell are you?

@Emberfire
Lol ok. Sometime you just can't explain it.

@likme
Fucking source

@Stupidasole
A faggot, what else

@Nojokur
I wud hope.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xZ6mhF-5Sk

@TreeEater
Someone seems to have planted melon seeds in it and left them to grow.

@Techpill
Have a drink!

@Harmless_Venom
You have my word.

@VisualMaster
Yay 3 way. Wish I could have one with out any drama.

@TreeEater
Nice hormonal imbalance you got there m8

@ZeroReborn
You guna get roughly humped.

@Emberfire
@Illusionz

that's the way jesus made me

@Nojokur
oh boy a mystery shot!

@King_Martha
Can we play out that image first?

@SniperWish
With tits?

@SniperWish
Even jesus makes mistakes it would seem

@Carnalpleasure
I'll take mine from the source

@Carnalpleasure
Here have another!

@Evilember
With tongue?

@BinaryMan
pecs

@idontknow
Yus

@hairygrape
Tits, those are tits, Pecos aren't that rounded

@idontknow
Yummy big balls too

@Spamalot
Oh of course.

@hairygrape
fatty pecs

@Boy_vs_Girl
Are you the fawks?

@Inmate
They look almost like they were injected with silicon or something

@PurpleCharger
I'm always the foxxx.

Hey people, how's it going?

@MPmaster
You're a tall fox.

@iluvmen
meh

@Soft_member
is just smooth fat muscle

@idontknow
whoa bro slow down

@Boy_vs_Girl
Not when I'm on my knees.

@Nude_Bikergirl
Don't you meh.

@Nude_Bikergirl
I know the feeling, I have to eventually find an apartment. Now I need to get a new car, and I still haven't gotten to see luc yet.

tfw I spent a good hour setting everything up to ride my David the Werewolf dildo, cause I want dat knot, and then blow my load in 5 minutes and completely loose interest

Fucking hell. How're you all?

Hello all, glad to online.

@ZeroReborn
at least you can use yours right now, I'm staying at my sister's friends house so I can't prepare myself or anything.
>>671626929
well that is good.

Evening, all

@BunnyJinx
Sakura Trick
Now back to lurking

Evening.

@girlDog
Okay bud.

@Supergrass
Well I suppose that works.

@Poker_Star
That sucks too. I just ordered a Nox from the sale that's going on, so I was trying to "prepare" for it. Don't know how the fuck I'm gonna take it; David is a small and the Nox is medium. My poor butt.

How long are you stuck at your sister's friend's?

shit thread

@Spazyfool
Gayshrk

@Spazyfool
hey sharky, how's it going?
@massdebater
Hey roy, things going better for you as of late?
@Sir_Gallonhead
idk, just use the small as the preparation and put in the nox after?

I am stuck until I can get a new apartment.

@massdebater
What's good?

@Stupidasole
Nbi

@Fuzzy_Logic
Things are alright, feeling a bit odd though. It's peculiar

@Fuzzy_Logic
idk, just use the small as the preparation and put in the nox after?
Yeah that's my plan. Gotta not get so worked up beforehand. Or stoned. I get too horny when I'm stoned.

@haveahappyday
how are ya.

@Sir_Gallonhead
I've got a large crash. It's pretty easy to take, at least until the knot.

@Fuzzy_Logic
Depends on the day, really. Thanks for asking though.

@haveahappyday
Sleep. Too bad I don't get enough of it.

@ZeroReborn

@haveahappyday
Would love to be in those shorts

@kizzmybutt
God, I wish I had one of those toys in me, they're so pricey..

@haveahappyday
feeling odd? How so? Like emotionally or physically?
@kizzmybutt
yea just don't get stoned before hand. Start it up when you aren't horny and then you will be horny enough by then I would assume.
@Sir_Gallonhead
Well that is an improvement, I really hope it gets better pretty much all the time.

jgsdfasijrfrdgfb

@Illusionz
they're so pricey
They're on sale right now. Spend $100 you get $29 off. But shipping still tacks on another $15. It's something, though.

@Ignoramus
Start it up when you aren't horny
Yeah, but I usually feel like bottoming in the first place till I'm horny xD It's a vicious cycle :P

@Sir_Gallonhead
Gaey

@Garbage Can Lid
Like I said earlier I don't think I can justify to anyone why I have a dog dick

@LuckyDusty
Okay, not the best I've been. Decent, I guess. Yourself?

@Sir_Gallonhead
Sleep is nice, how many hours have you been averaging?

@Illusionz
They are some nice looking shorts

@Ignoramus
Emotionally I guess? Not terribly pleasant but manageable I think.

buy BD yesterday
discount available today

Goddamn it.

@farquit
They're a pretty chill company, bet if you email them they'll give you a coupon for the discount value or something. Maybe even just straight up refund you the $30

@eGremlin
A girl tried to rape me.

@AwesomeTucker
then I have no idea what to do then, wish I could help you further.
@eGremlin
just attempt to think about things that make you happy to cheer you up.

Well I gotta go, see ya all later!

@eGremlin
Honestly? Like 4 a day.

@takes2long
But if they give me a coupon, I'll just be encouraged to buy more.

@farquit
What did ya get?

@Playboyize
What? How did that happen?

@Harmless_Venom
See ya

@hairygrape
Is it insomnia or work keeping you up?

@Garbage Can Lid
You have a point, any you'd recommend?

@eGremlin
Oh yes they are, I would love to be dressed like that and tease someone. Make me nice and hard thinking about it.

@takes2long
That too is an outfit I wanna get fucked in. And seriously?

@hairygrape
I'll just be encouraged to buy more.
thatsthepoint.jpg

@farquit
Shoulda waited one extra day and just fapped.

@farquit
Always wait for the sails you dum dum
what animal dong did you get?

@Harmless_Venom
Large Austin.

Just too much on my mind.

@Playboyize
No. I have to put a stop to it. I have too many.

@Emberburn
I haven't fapped in over a week.

@RumChicken
Wife her

@Lunatick
@lostmypassword
I had no idea there would be a sale on that random date.

@Lunatick
cl.ammmmmmmmmmm

@hairygrape
You have a point, any you'd recommend?
I've only had one insertable so far, David the Werewolf. And it is a fantastic toy, although if I could do it over I'd get it in the medium. I thought firm would feel like a really hard cock, but there's no give whatsoever and I constantly feel like I'm gonna break it off at the base if I'm not careful :\

Also don't know how experienced you are, but I don't bottom a whole lot, so the size of David (even as a small) is still about as big as the biggest dick I've ever had. Just pay attention to the actual dimensions, rather than sizes. BD are pretty good about the dimensions they give.

And seriously?
What? BD giving back the coupon in a discount? Sure, it's a perfect idea. user buys another dildo, sure he gets the $29 sale, and the $29 coupon, but he still had to spend at least $40 to get that. They still come out even at the very least, and it's fantastic customer service.

@lostmypassword
I have too many.

I'm sorry I don't understand.

@SniperWish
Wut

@idontknow
ALWAYS
WAIT
FOR
SALES!!!!!!!

also we will get pics of it in use, right?

@lostmypassword
Shoulda

@Nojokur
I dont want girls tho.

@LuckyDusty
if I could do it over I'd get it in the medium
There I go forgetting shit again. What I meant was:
if I could do it over I'd get it in the medium FIRMNESS (but small size still)

@idontknow
Cutie

@Boy_vs_Girl
Yeah but like, shes totally into you
is she at least cute?

@LuckyDusty
I am more then a little experienced, but I've only really used just basic dildos and such.

As far as toys go, flexible is good?