Salon.com

Salon.com
not a satire site

@Harmless_Venom
Jews run hollywood
they don't identify as white
now that it inconveniences white people they identify as white

I want off this ride

@Harmless_Venom
well, at least Sheeky Forums is satire

I'm convinced Salon was a right wing false flag designed to be a caricature of the worst parts of leftism that then turned into an eerily accurate depiction of what modern leftism actually is

hollywood makes movie about ancient egypt
"Egyptians were black, why are the actors white?! Kingz n shiet! Bix nood!"
hollywood makes movie about middle ages england, viking era scandinavia, ...
"Where all da black people? Historical accuracy is no excuse, mup da do didda!"

WE

@Harmless_Venom
cleopatra was greek

@Methshot

WUZ

them comparing apes to black people
it's the movie that's racist

@eGremlin
2016
Not just making every actor black
hating diversity this much

@Harmless_Venom

Is Wikipedia access blocked in Salon offices?

Cleopatra was a member of the Ptolemaic dynasty, a family of Macedonian Greek[3] origin that ruled Egypt after Alexander the Great's death during the Hellenistic period.

egyptians
ptolemaic dynasty
macedonian
expecting subsaharan and not olive skinned actress.

@Illusionz

Google the author for a google laugh.

#BETAwardsSoBlack

@Harmless_Venom

Dude everybody knows /Planet of the Apes/ is racist lol.

I bet most of the white nats here would agree.

@Harmless_Venom
Cleopatra is one of my favorite movies of all time. Its amazing, they don't make movies like that anymore. Oh, and anyone with a brain knows that Cleopatra's lineage comes from european greeks.

Cleopatra was Greek and she killed herself rather than pay back the debnts to Rome

@Emberfire
Literally "We Wuz Kangz"

I don't want to read the article but why is Rocky on that list? The first one was perfect, fuck

@Harmless_Venom
http://www.fathomevents.com/event/planet-of-the-apes

It's going to be on the big screen in theaters this summer I saw this at a drive-in theater in 1972 was one of the most amazing things I've ever experienced

@Harmless_Venom
presumably "actually looked" is a link
what does it link to?

i'm not looking for that article to find out

@Burnblaze
In what fucking way? It's supposed to represent the downfall of mankind after wars destroyed what was left of civilization and that apes evolved to create a society resembling our own. People are treated like apes we own today are treated. Explain to me how the apes represent black people? Would they not have been nuked to oblivion as well?

@VisualMaster
Whites can never be underdogs

@Harmless_Venom
Are average people finally starting to get tired of the kikes hiding as """white""" charade yet?

@Burnblaze
kek

keep it down.

Is kinda scary to see how the stupidity is winning adepts. We are getting into a new dark age (this time it will be real) were mediocrity will be forced into our lifes. Expect a true racist and anti-white position of the masses, and probably some will try to exterminate the whites more openly. Is like we are going to the 19th again but without the intelligent people.

@Evil_kitten
But he literally was the under dog

HE DIDN'T EVEN WIN

@StonedTime

Right-winged whitey still has all the guns.

@Harmless_Venom
I get fucking pissed at this every time. Every single time.
Pharaos were black!
The ancient egyptians of the first dynasties surely were not white, they probably looked like middle eastern people.
That means Cleopartra was black!
NOT IT DOES NOT! Cleopatra wasn't egyptian, she was PTOLEMAIC! The Ptolemaic Kingdom was based on Alexander the Great, who was GREEK AND WHITE! FUCKING HELL. Does this woman look black to you? Does she even REMOTELY look like Cicely Tyson? No she does not, and she never ever will.
Afrocentrism is the MOST STUPID movement ever. Egyptians had SLAVES! They committed SLAVERY, the crime that Blacks whine until today! Wnd who wer these slaves? NUBIANS! Fucking BLACK PEOPLE.
JESUS CHRIST!!

Look for a second the accepted hypocrisy of this video. Pure relativism:

http://on.aol.com/video/racist-audiences-hold-hollywood-back-from-solving-their-diversity-problem-519536061

@eGremlin
Neither Egypt not Cleopatra were black.
How can they spread these lies when we have contemporary Egyptian statues and drawings?

Cleopatra isn't even an Egyptian name, but a Greek one.

@Harmless_Venom
Can't wait for trump to be elected so we can sue the fuck out of moral faggot media like this for talking based feelings instead of logic

' “The Passion of the Christ” did much more than tragically reinforce the myth that evil Jews killed Jesus—a myth that has inflamed anti-Semitic sentiment for centuries.'

jesus
NOT a myth
implying

@TurtleCat
Or you know, the western civilization is destroyed and the shitskins try to imitate something similar to it, but ends in a oppressive banana republic.

Remember last year when blacktivists were boycotting the oscars over Selma?

It isnt that Selma wasnt nominated for an oscar. It isnt that Selma wasnt nominated for enough oscars. It is because Selma wasnt nominated for oscars in categories they wanted it nominated in.

They request a foot and take a mile. Its how they are with programs and diversity quotas. Soon blacks will be rioting for the right to have their own black nation created from the land of 15 states.

@likme

Fuck off cleopatra was black, archaeologists have proven it

@likme

we
wuz...
slaves...

;_;

@Harmless_Venom
So now Rocky is racist just because it's a movie about punching a nigger?

@VisualMaster
Maybe but that's not racist. That's actually what would happen and probably will happen soon.

@likme
Thats a man, baby

@TurtleCat

It's supposed to represent the downfall of mankind after wars destroyed what was left of civilization

Right, in one of the sequels they explain what destroyed it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eau3RoxGN8E

people keep apes as pets
hey look they can do work
people keep apes as servants
apes demand freedom
apes chimp out
apes destroy civilization
apes end up worse than when they were slaves

@TurtleCat
Interesting settings and conceptions have to be reduced to the narrow range of feelings of cuckolds.

They try very hard to interpret everything in terms of sex and/or oppression (most likely oppression of the accepted protected groups like the worker-against-the-rich, the mud people, women, ....) or to relate things to what they see as current problems.

You end up with people saying Francis Bacon was really about rape. The thing with Planet of the Apes isn't the only occurrence. The Island of Dr Moreau and The Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde have also been cited as racist because of their depiction of primal instincts. Of course H G Wells and Stevenson were racists but this is not even remotely the theme of these works.

@likme
Sounds pretty accurate to me. I don't know about racist though. Niggers are pretty shit at everything except sports so that movie may not be far from the truth.

@Raving_Cute

1972
gee this movie reminds me of something that's going on in every major city right now

@Sharpcharm
the right to have their own black nation created from the land of 15 states
This is what I want to see happen, I want blacks to get their own nation and get the fuck out of America.

Sure, you'll have to sacrifice a lot, but you'll have a Schwarzenrein Amerika!

@Harmless_Venom
Hating on Planet of the Apes
When can we kill these people?

@BlogWobbles
giving them an inch of American clay
I'd rather just send them all back to Africa 2bh

@Harmless_Venom

Planet of the Apes is a documentary on what happens when shitskins rule a country. Facts aren't racist.

@likme
Prophetic dubs.

Hold me.

@Harmless_Venom
Rocky
racist

but Italians arent even white!

movie about about the civil war
surprised when it has slavery in it
How retarded are these people?

@CouchChiller
tfw theres people here right now who dont even know this is from planet of the apes

@Methshot
retarded out of retarded I'd say.

@Spazyfool
Yeah, but we all know that would only happen by force, in other words it's not gonna happen, or it's about on the same level of plausibility as just killing them all.

Whereas you could actually convince them to move to some shitty black nation in the deep south. Just convince them that they never wanted to live in a nation with 200 million crackas and that land and a nation of their own is the ultimate reparation and that they can be president or kangz all the time, not just once every 60 years if they get their fair share of presidents.

@PurpleCharger
shut up you retarded leaf

@askme
what?

@PurpleCharger
*hyperbolic

@Harmless_Venom

yes, they're full of shit

ignore them

@Flameblow
87
prophetic dubs

@BlogWobbles
Dont you know communism101 polandball?

It's called "two revolutions at once." This was done in the 60s. There was a movement for the southern states to be turned into a black nation through violent warfare. Everyone went and supported the progressive commie policies of the "nonviolent" civil rights leaders as an alternative to the bloody violent self-determination. Nevermind that the violent revolutionaries were buddy-buddy with the violent ones.

@Spazyfool
Look up the Marcus Garvey/KKK alliance.

@King_Martha
Jesus newfag...

@Harmless_Venom
When are people going to notice that it's actually kikes that are disproportionally represented. White's and blacks are about the same

@Carnalpleasure
Things that never happened.

@Stupidasole
Explain.

@Flameblow
Prophetic dubs
87

Hello there new friend!

@massdebater
that reaction image is from planet of kangz and queens.

@Harmless_Venom
I'd really like it if someone nuked the headquarters of salon and huffington post. Though every other mainstream news source would be next on my list. It's quite funny that we live in what we call a 'democracy' yet the news sources 95% of people trust are unobjective and biased, to the point of brainwashing political opinions.

@Methshot
This is 100% true. Also Greeks then were slightly more "white" than modern Greeks are.

@Deadlyinx
*slightly exagerated

@Burnblaze
Oh you were talking about the image, I thought it was about whatever you were replying to.

@ZeroReborn
*he, whatever

@New_Cliche
Too bad that didn't go anywhere.

@BlogWobbles
Jews believe that even though they identify as white that if all whites were destroyed there would still be Jews

@Emberfire
/you mean the guy with this Twitter handle?

@DrIbram

@kizzmybutt
We are already making them irrelevant. NYT is losing money. Ratings are down across the board. CNN can't afford to clean its bathrooms.

@Harmless_Venom

Cleopatra looked like Cicily Tyson
Cleopatra was fat, blonde and 40 when she married Marc Antony.
Blonde woman was black.
Salon.com

Jesus titty fucking Christ.

@ZeroReborn
check id's, I am not who you asked the original question to, I just answered it.

Blacks keep trying to claim Egypt because they are grasping anything that could give them some kind of ancient history to be proud of.

Pretty much every other area of the world has shit to look back on and ruins to bring in tourists.
Africa has pretty much none of this outside of Egypt. Asians, Arabs, whites, Indians, and pretty much every other groups has ancient civilizations that they look back on proudly. Black people want something like that so they grasp whatever they can.

Cleopatra was a nigger
Nice meme, Salon... Nice fucking meme.

@Poker_Star
Again. I did not call you a newfag, I just responded your 'explain' remark.

@Harmless_Venom

Black Egypt

WE

@Stupidasole
Africa has plenty of ruins and shit to look back on, but all the areas are filled with angry Arabs.
Egypt is too, but it was weakened after the revolution and their museums were robbed, so th...

Wait, did the Obama nigger stage a revolution to promote the KANGZ agenda?

Cleopatra probably looked like a Sicilian on an Arab. A very dark Caucasoid person with sorta curly hair. She might've had the Arab nose, too.

I'm going to spare you the trouble of why Planet of the Apes is on there - apparently the monkeys represent black people taking over white society. Why? Because they said so. Not nature, not man's own hubris, not the rise of a more intelligent species...they represent black people. And das rasish mayne.

@Harmless_Venom

Planet Of The Apes

Salon is actually a long game prank by The Onion...right?

@Stark_Naked

If they aren't, they fit the bill regardless.

People who are that insane do nothing but help their opposition.

@Harmless_Venom
To think there was a time I actually liked salon