He's right, you know

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

He's right, you know.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Marriage isn't a right

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Methnerd
This. Marriage isn't a right.

That said, no fault divorce killed marriage long before the gays did.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Fried_Sushi
I think he means gay rights are a Privilege.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Fried_Sushi
thanks ricky! whats next "it gets dark at night"

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Fried_Sushi
Ricky Gervais
opinion discarded

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Marriage is part of religion. I am athiest and therefore will not get married as i am not religious. Religious scripture mandates that marriage is between man and woman. It is the right of the church to enforce their culture and only allow those who meet the requirements to get married. Gays should have whatever rights are afforded to married men and women, however, they should not be married. That said, when two lesbians get married who do the courts fuck over in the event of divorce?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@RavySnake
notasteamerifat.jpg

massdebater
massdebater

@Fried_Sushi
Does he know that other religions exist?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Fried_Sushi
Don't gay people get tax breaks in the US?

I could've sworn there was a movie about it.

Techpill
Techpill

@Fried_Sushi
Marriage is not a right, it's a religious ceremony and should STAY a religious ceremony.

Ricky Gervais is an atheist and should not care about religion. Maybe he's a closet god fearer.

WebTool
WebTool

@Raving_Cute
Married people get tax breaks.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Sir_Gallonhead
Too many property laws (and others like insurance and finance etc...) are reliant upon marriage for it to be controlled by religion anymore.

you either abide by separation of church and state or you pay the penalty, you can't base a system on a religious ceremony

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Fried_Sushi

So wait, are gays people or buildings now? Or retards who can't make an analogy?

Anyway they're a bigger cost to society than their tax revenues pay for. The cost of the STD treatments, the fact that we need to import Ahmeds to replace their non-breeding asses..

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Techpill
If it's a RELIGIOUS ceremony then there shouldn't be STATE laws surrounding marriage

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I really thought it wasn't too bad, but then the slippery slope fallacy became true and many went insane.

MPmaster
MPmaster

He's right, you know

Quickest way to spot a bait post. At least mix it up every now and then, Dumblr.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Fried_Sushi

Marriage is about love
Gay people are in love
Therefore the definition of marriage should include gay people.

All cats have 4 legs
My dog has 4 legs
Therefore, my dog is a cat.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Fried_Sushi
Y'all motherfuckers need some Islam

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Fried_Sushi
Aren't churches non-profit organizations, thus tax-exempt?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Fried_Sushi
He's right, you know.
Gervais always is -- he's a literal, bipedal, comedic red pill

takes2long
takes2long

@Fried_Sushi
@lostmypassword
@Sir_Gallonhead
@Ignoramus

POZ LOADDDDDDDDDSSSSSS!!!

Evilember
Evilember

I think he meant the right to equal treatment

@Sir_Gallonhead
Gays should have whatever rights are afforded to married men and women
Like equal treatment under the law including church free civil marriage privileges?

@Techpill
Marriage is not a right, it's a religious ceremony and should STAY a religious ceremony.
What about civil marriage?

@Evil_kitten
If it's a RELIGIOUS ceremony then there shouldn't be STATE laws surrounding marriage
Fortunately the religious ceremony isn't what the state laws are surrounding

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Fried_Sushi
Marriage is religious, and should not be controlled by the government. Marriage in and of itself shouldn't exist if we are secular.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Evil_kitten
Speak for yourself you god blessed country, you.

I live in England. My queen is head of the Church of England. Our religion and state are one of the same and we have bishops in our parliament.

No biggie. We even have a black bishop.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Fried_Sushi
Marriage
Right

Pick one.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@WebTool
Married people get a marriage penalty from combined income.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Flameblow

12 year old logic, ladies and gentleman

farquit
farquit

@Soft_member
Yet he'll never touch Islam.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Fried_Sushi
Go get married in Turkmenistan.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Have liberals every wondered why the State bestows a marriage license onto you at all? Is your love validated by the government? No, of course not. We all know that people want to be able to marry for the tax benefits.

Which leads to the question, why DO you get tax benefits for being married? When you are in wedlock, you are having sex, and when you are having sex you will probably be having children. Children are beneficial to society and the State- they are the next generation's producers, and so, the State gives an incentive to enter marriage. Gays, as we know, do not produce children. The tax benefits of marriage that worked to society's benefit by promoting family growth do not do ANYTHING for the rest of us when gays receive them. It is just faggots shirking their tax duties.

Since the birth rates have plummeted, gays are allowed to marry, and religion is now completely separate from our relationships (thanks, liberalism!), it is time to end the tax benefits and take the State out of marriage entirely. Marriage has always been a religious institution- now that it is not, it serves absolutely no purpose for the government to be regulating it.

There was no reason to allow gays to marry. They do not produce children, which is the reason marriage gives tax benefits.

I fucking hate leftists.

Methshot
Methshot

@Fried_Sushi
File: ricky.jpg (31 KB, 540x392)
I hate it when i have to lose respect for actors i kind of found amusing

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Fried_Sushi

wrong. homosexuals already had the right to marry, according to what marriage actually is

they wanted a special privilege to change the definition of marriage to something perverted and oxymoronic

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Soft_member
for cucks

Inmate
Inmate

@Fried_Sushi
He is.

However Im not against gay marriage because I'm against equal rights, I'm against marriage being apart of the legal system and not letting gays marry at least stops some people from getting legally married.

If it were up to me, the government would not have any part in marriage at all

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Evilember
This is where things get messy.

Civil partnerships were legal in the UK in the 90s, but traditional it has, and always has been a religious ceremony. The state interference makes sense here because we're a state religion.

USA, well, shit. Go to Nevada.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Stark_Naked
Gays, as we know, do not produce children. The tax benefits of marriage that worked to society's benefit by promoting family growth do not do ANYTHING for the rest of us when gays receive them. It is just faggots shirking their tax duties.

Out of the 594,000 same-sex couple households, 115,000 reported having children.
Courtesy of the census

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Stark_Naked
its not a liberal position it is a libertarian position, who has been trying to remove government from our lives for a long time.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Ignoramus
wrong. homosexuals already had the right to marry, according to what marriage actually is
Too right. The fix was on men and women having a separate but equal thing going on with marriage.

Can't have that under the 14th.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@DeathDog

adoption

Children grow up best with a mother and a father. Kill yourself.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Methshot
I never really found Ricky Gervais amusing.

He laughed at Karl and had a few mockumentaries where celebrities and minor actors would make jokes based off of Steven Merchant's material, but I don't believe he was ever funny himself.

His stand up is dreadful, and anyone can do it, really.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Fried_Sushi
Get fucked chinaman

girlDog
girlDog

churches are non-profit organizations with year round charities and guess what, the people who are paid by the church pay fucking income tax dumbass.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Spamalot
Moving the goalposts

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Sharpcharm
Go to Nevada.
Same sex marriage was only legalized in Nevada in October 2014 and all states banning same sex marriage also banned out of state recognition. Also none of the hullabaloo in the US was about marriage in churches, it was all civil marriage.

@Spamalot
Children grow up best with a mother and a father.
They aren't adopting kids from straight couples; they're adopting kids from foster care and orphanages, aka the shit that always fucks kids up.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Fried_Sushi
oh its so easy for you to say that knowing your government will break out a flame thrower to cook some kebab fagots who step out of line

but here in the west we are at the mercy of liberal insanity since almost every western nation had a fucking libtard running the government

and as they have failed to fix shit left and right the syrian refugee crisis has become both their smoke screen and revenge.

fags and feminist need to shut the fuck up. its the current year and you dont want to be islamaphobic

women are property and pedophilia is legal get use to it it is the current year and your liberal leaders have commanded it

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Except they do get special privileges.
Bake me a cake or I'll sue and shut you down!!

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Dreamworx
I'm glad that wild dongmonster has been domesticated and is on a leash

Flameblow
Flameblow

@GoogleCat

That's the logic used by Gay-Marriage advocates.

Marriage is about love
I want the government to make legislation for the sole purpose of imposing regulations on my feelings.

There is absolutely no reason for marriage laws to extend to gay people based on the 'love is equal' argument.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

tfw no one ever called gay marriage "gay privilege" in the first place

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Evil_kitten
then there shouldn't be STATE laws surrounding marriage
your right but the government does it because of money (taxes)

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Crazy_Nice
If straights were refused a cake for their straight wedding because it's a straight wedding, they could sue.

It's not special privileges. SJWs can't reverse discriminate against your ass either.

@Flameblow
Right, you extend it based on men and women being equal. Fuck love.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Sir_Gallonhead
No, fag, you're not married because nobody is willing to marry you.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Flameblow
You are confusing inductive and abductive logic. Go pray to chump.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Fried_Sushi

Itt: foreigners opinions are irrelevant and gay.

I think Britain should publically sodomize the Queen and feed her potato children cum strait from her ass.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@RavySnake
abductive
heh

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Fried_Sushi
Little Ricky is a fag

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Fried_Sushi

It is a gay privilege though. Granted by straight people. Other sexual deviants like pedophiles and furries aren't granted the same right.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Methnerd
FPBP

Methshot
Methshot

@TreeEater
never heard of abductive logic

No wonder you support Trump.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Fried_Sushi

Except churches do a lot of good for the poor of every country. Every country.

Atheist organizations can't even compete.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Methshot
implying I support Trump
I just thought it was funny.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@whereismyname
Furries could get married before the SC ruling as long as they were hetero.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@SomethingNew
We're on Sheeky Forums, we contribute to the meme magic.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@MPmaster
Atheist organizations and individual atheist donate more per capita to charities than any religious organization.

Atheists also don't teach Africans they are "helping" (that lack any other form of sex ed) that condoms are sinful. Sure is helpful with the AIDs and black overpopulation stuff

Emberfire
Emberfire

@GoogleCat
Atheist organizations and individual atheist donate more per capita to charities than any religious organization.
citation needed

religious organizations themselves are charities anyway

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Fried_Sushi
Aside from the strawman, does he not realise he would probably hate it more if churches WERE taxed?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Fried_Sushi

Seperation of church and state faggot

Churches can't be taxed because they aren't part of the state, and they aren't a for profit organization

There is not function to gay marriage beyond making fags happy

You don't produce consumers, workers or boots for the army

Gays have the same rights as anyone else in their position

Asking for more IS asking for privileged status

viagrandad
viagrandad

/pol/thread/65655525#p65655525

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Fried_Sushi
we need separation of church and state
we need to tax the churches

RumChicken
RumChicken

@cum2soon
Asking for more IS asking for privileged status
Gay men wanted the right to marry men that straight women enjoyed. Same for lesbians and straight men's marriage rights.

There was no privileged status granted, just equalization of the sexes.

takes2long
takes2long

@Methnerd

This and only this.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Fried_Sushi
For a guy who doesn't believe in God, he sure talks about God a lot.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Lord_Tryzalot
hurr durr you must be a single loser like me
How many brain cells did it take to construct that sentence burger boy? Stop lingering in your moms basement.