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@Firespawn
Stop using so many emojis. You look like a child and an idiot. Grow up.
*Send this pic for what she wants to see*
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
She takes forever to fucking text back. Chicks love emojis
@Techpill
If you're 15 years old they do. Too much "Haha" "lol" and emoji's just shows you're unsure and nervous and can't just say what you want so you try to "ease" the tension that the text could cause with a fake "haha"
Stop this, apologize and send her link to this thread.
OP is too busy sucking fat cock to answer
@iluvmen
Don't forgot about Asian girls in their late teens and 20s.
My girlfriend is 19 and for some reason she loves emoji's.
dubs get
I actually don't care what you want now that I think about it, send me an ass picture dollface.
@Lunatick
I'm not just talking about her sending them, she expects me to use them too.
Weird shit.
Things just got real
@Nojokur
This is why you're supposed to cut the plastic before you throw it away, sea creatures can get stuck in it.
Poor whale...
Something simple. Just stick your plunger too the floor and take it as deep as you can up your asshole while you spread your pussy wide open and drop a hanging luegy on it like adam sandler in that movie.
@Techpill
What a shitty view of her ass.
Tell her to pull those panties up and take a shot from the back.
@happy_sad
I take animal cruelty very seriously and I will not stand to watch this poor thing suffer. Someone put it out of its misery.
Better ass
ayy Lmao
This chick is a banger
She just went full on dominatrix on me. Making me call her goddess. Wants me to tie my balls up
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I sexually Identify as John Cena. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of defending my WWE championship at WWE SUPERSLAM. People say to me that a person being John Cena is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, You Can't See Me. I'm having Vince McMahon inject me with Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect. From now on I want you guys to call me "Champ" and respect my right to Five Knuckle Shuffle and Never Give Up. If you can't accept me you're a cenaphobe and need to check your championship privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
She just went full on dominatrix on me. Making me call her goddess. Wants me to tie my balls up
Soo nudes?
@Booteefool
is this a problem for you?
oh thats right IT IS CUZ YOURE OP, A MASSIVE FAGGOT
@Booteefool
Looks fun, but I could never sub personally.
Enjoy it though man. Get you some.
I just showed up for the yams tho
.....I'm in love
Not an iphone user, nor will I ever be, but how come some of the txts are green and some are blue? Does that have to do with imessaging or is this a scam?
@Evil_kitten
look at op being a fag and telling us a love story instead of giving nudes. We know you have them
Got tits
Shitty service but iMessage keeps going in and out
Got better ass
This isn't OP it's a fakkeeeeeee
Real OP needs to deliver soon or will be confirmed faggot